Chapter 3:Turtles, Cowboys, and Indians

Disclaimer- I own nothing except the concept and the characters, Zalera and Monika.

Everyone flew to kame House to pick up Krillin, 18, and Marron. Goku carried Monika, Vegeta carried Zalera, Videl carried Chi-Chi, and Gohan carried Bulma and Bulla. When they arrived, Zalera pouted. "I could have flown myself."

Vegeta sighed. "You're not a strong flyer yet," he said, lovingly.

Goku looked at Monika. "Can you fly?"

Monika sighed. "No, but I can do other things." An evil grin appeared on her face.

Master Roshi opened the door. "You're here!" He walked up next to Monika, placing his hand on her butt. "They'll be out in a minute," he said, casually.

Monika grabbed Roshi's arm and twisted it hard. "Don't touch me, you damn lecher!"

Roshi pulled away. "You should respect your elders, missy," he scolded, wagging a finger at her.

Monika grabbed his hand and dug her nails into it. "I do, just not the pedophiles like you,' she retorted, smirking.

Goku pulled her back. "Woah, Monika-chan! Calm down!"

Monika crossed her arms. "Fine, but if he does it again, he's going through the wall!" Roshi gulped.

Krillin walked out wearing boots, a long-sleeve shirt, loose pants, a vest, and a huge belt. "Hey guys!" he greeted, with a big grin on his face.

Monika sweat-dropped. "Are you a cowboy?"

Krillin's grin grew. "Yeah! Cool, huh?"

Monika sighed. "Then where's your hat?" Krillin touched the top of his head and ran back inside.

18 walked out wearing a vest with a lot of pockets and flaps, a long-sleeve shirt, jeans, and boots. "It's on the table," she told her husband as he ran past her.

Zalera smiled. "Cowgirl?" she asked 18.

18 nodded. "You said that our costumes had to match our boyfriend's or husband's."

Krillin walked back out wearing a ten gallon hat. "Got it." Then he noticed Vegeta's costume and tried to hold back his laughter, but he couldn't. "OH MY KAMI! VEGETA, YOUR COSTUME!"

Vegeta's eye twitched. "You fucking-"

Zalera patted his chest. "Calm down."

Vegeta turned around. "Humph!"

Marron walked out wearing a small brown leather vest, a skirt, and simple leather shoes. Her hair was down and she had two red rectangles under each eye. "Hey, guys!" she said, smiling.

Krillin frowned. "Are you really going to wear that?"

"What's wrong with it?"

"You're not even wearing a shirt!"

Marron crossed her arms. "So?"

Turtle came up on the shore. "Hey, what did I-" He then saw Vegeta's costume and began to laugh. "Wah-ha-ha-ha!"

Everyone turned to look at Turtle. Vegeta pointed at him and said, "Ouy yam eb doog rof pihsnoinapmoc, tub er'ouy osla doog rof puos!*"

Zalera burst out laughing and everyone else looked very confused. "What in the world did he say?" they all asked in unison.

*I bet you're confused-That is Saiyan language invented by bvprincess23, see Never Giving Up Ch. 13 by her.

~*translation*~ (read each word backwards) "You may be good for companionship, but you're also good for soup."