Etic: *sitting in his throne reading suggestions from his citizens* Hmmm. A new name would be good luck. Kevin changed his name to Talon. Any ideas?
Talon: Hmm...(looks over the list) Maybe Raijin? It's Japanese for 'Thunder God'..
Eric: Nope.
Talon: Strike?
Eric: Hmmm...no.
Stacey: Maybe THIS will take your mind off your dilemma. *enters wearing a sexy dress*
Eric: (sees and blushes)
Fiona: *enters wearing a sexy dress* Ready for some double-love?
Eric: Oooh-hohohoho. Daddy likes.
Stacey: (she and Fiona make out with Eric)
Amaya: *coils her naga body around Thunder* Starting the love fest without moi?
Eric: Hiya, sweetie.
Eric: (has a make-out session with Amaya, Fiona, and Stacey)
Isn't Thunder supposed to be doing that?
Randy: BOSS! BOSS! *gasping to catch his breath* Gimme a minute...*gasping for breath*
Eric: What's the matter, Randy?
Randy: Crimson the Echidna is trying to take the city!
Eric: He must not be aware that I'M ruler now. Let's get down there.
Talon: Finally, some action!
Randy: Wait. If Luna's out babysitting the kids, who's gonna take her place on this mission?
Stacey: I'll go. As an assassin, I have a very unique power. You'll see.
Luna: Thanks, Stace.
Meanwhile
Sefu: Why are we trashing this city again?
Crimson: Lien-Da dumped me so she can have the new ruler of this city! If he's dead, she'll come back to me!
Fernando: That's not gonna work, Senõr Carmesí.
Sefu: What?
Crimson: It's Spanish for Crimson.
Sefu: Ohhhh...who's Crimson again?
Crimson: Oh for god's sakes.
Bally: *exits a food court* Hot dog?
Crimson: *slices the hot dog in half* Less eating, more destruction.
Fiona: *blasts Crimson with her Wispon Pistol's laser mode*
Crimson: *looks up and sees Eric* Ahh, the big bad Eric. I knew you'd come sooner or later! How I've dreamed of this moment. YOU, the lord of Elemental City vs ME, Crimson the Great! Come Hedgehog, let's see if you can...
Eric: *punches Crimson with the strength of 20 elephants* Shut up!
Crimson: Gah! Y-You hit me!
Eric: Listen you Knuckles ripoff, you're obviously new here. So I'll give you one chance to go home and never even think about doing this again. Deal?
Crimson: I've got a better idea, how about I skin you and that komodo punk alive, and keep your pelts as trophies, while I reclaim Lien-Da by force? *tries punching him*
Eric: *grabs his fist and shoves him back* This is your last warning!
Crimson: GET THEM!
Sefu: *throws Bally like a bowling ball*
Fiona: *kicks Bally, causing him to hit Sefu in the face* STEE-RIKE! *gets wrapped up by Tabitha's prehensile hair*
Tabitha: Double strike.
Talon: *grabs Tabitha by the hair* TRIPLE strike! I don't like hurting ladies, Miss...
Tabitha: Tabitha the Cat.
Talon: Ms Tabitha, but I will if I have to.
Tabitha: Don't worry. You won't. *extends her hair and wraps it around his throat, choking him*
Talon: (choking) Let me go!
Fernando: Hold him still, chica. This ligarto will look wonderful over Crimson's fireplace!
Randy: Ya'll call that a weapon? *aims his machine-gun tail at Fernando* THIS is a weapon!
Fernando: Ay, mierda.
Randy: *opens fire*
Fernando: AAAH! BACK OFF, PENDAJO!
Sefu: Tried to warn ya. If you can't stand the heat, then get outta the...
Then Sefu got squashed flat underneath Stacey who somehow went from being a tiny bit chubby to massively obese.
Stacey: Mmm-mmm-mmmmmm. *wiggles her glutes*
Eric: So this is your special power?
Stacey: Yep. I'm a Phantom Mutant. My power is mass manipulation. I can switch between small and obese at will.
Eric: Should've known. The chubby pot belly was a dead giveaway, big girl. *places his hand on her fat belly, causing it to jiggle and slosh like a giant bag of pudding*
Stacey: *giggles*
Eric: *blasts Crimson*
Crimson: You'll regret this you Taranis ripoff!
Eric: Taranis? I like that name. *grabs him by the throat* I want everyone on Mobius to know, Elemental City is under the protection of Taranis the Hedgehog. *punches him out of the city*
Stacey: *shrinks back down to her normal size* So, how did I do?
Taranis: Amazing.
Sefu: Why you little...
Stacey: *lifts her tail up and sprays a pink mist at Sefu*
Surprisingly, her musk spray smelled like fudge-covered cherries, and was so sweet it left Sefu dazed in a lovestruck and disoriented state.
Sefu: *Takes a long sniff and collapses* Soooo sweet.
Taranis: *takes a long sniff and sighs* Smells beautiful.
Randy: *wolf whistles* Hottest. Skunk. Ever.
Fiona: Handy
Stacey: *giggles*Fiona: Impressive.
Taranis: *glares at the remaining members of Crimson's team, and charges a lightning blast to intimidate them*
Sefu, Bally, Saul, and Fernando: *run away screaming like little schoolgirls*
Crimson: WE'LL REMEMBER THIS! WATCH YOUR BACKS!
Talon: *glares at Crimson, snarling viciously*
Crimson: *remembers his past encounters with Talon and starts screaming in terror, uncontrollably*
Tabitha: *waves her hand in front of Crimson's face as he continues screaming* What did you do to him?
Talon: He's reminiscing of all the times he encountered me and I almost killed and ate him.
Tanaris: Nice, Talon.
Tabitha: Hehe. It's kinda funny. How you doing, BOSS?
Crimson: *still screaming uncontrollably*
Tabitha: I'd better bring him back with me to the base. Seeya.Talia: I hope to see you again. Especially you, your highness. *blows him a kiss and tickles his chin with her hair before leaving*
Taranis: (blushes) Wow.
Later
Tabitha: *sighs in love as she thinks of Taranis*
Sefu: *hauls Crimson inside*
Crimson: *still screaming in terror*
Fernando: Oh, dios mio, that Komodo broke his brains.
Sefu: Yeah.
Yomi: Where have you all been?
Tabitha: We got creamed by the new emperor.
Yomi: You went there when I TOLD YOU NOT TO?!
Bally: *gulp* Oh, crumbs.Crimson: Yes. What're you gonna do about it?!
Yomi: (kicks Crimson in the nuts) IDIOT!
Lien-Da: Now I know why I broke up with you.
Crimson: Do you have any idea how lucky you are that I chose you as my mate?!
Lien-Da: You chose ME? I am the only person on Mobius who took you in after your clan banished you because you are a reject! You are a pariah! "Great warrior" my ass! You have never done ANYTHING great in your entire life! You are USELESS! YOU COULDN'T GET A JOB CLEANING TOILETS!!!!
Crimson: *slices her face, revealing her cybernetic implants in her jaw*
Lien-Da: Why you sunova...*deploys her electro-whips and fights Crimson*
Crimson: You're more machine than Mobian, just like Yomi was one time!
Lien-Da: I'M MORE MOBIAN THAN YOU COULD EVER HOPE TO BE!
Lien-Da: I LOVED YOU! WHEN I TOLD YOU YOU WERE GOING TO BE A FATHER, WHAT DID YOU DO?! YOU TRIED TO KILL THE BABY! YOU ARE A MONSTER THAT DESERVES TO BE BURNED!!!
Crimson: (lunges at Lien-Da) You're dead meat!
Yomi: (grabs Crimson by the dreads) Paws off of the boss-lady.
Crimson: Stay outta this, triclops!
Lien-Da: *covering her face* Tony, Mel, get him out of here.
Antonio: Yes, ma'am. (he and Melody drag Crimson out of the building)
Crimson: YOU'LL DIE FOR THIS! YOU HEAR ME?! YOU WILL PAY! *gets thrown out*
Lien-Da: Now, back to business.
Yomi: Gotcha.
Lien-Da: I have arranged a sitdown with Lord Taranis.
Yomi: Who?
Lien-Da: Thunder's new name.
Yomi: Taranis? I kinda like that name. Sounds neat. MINION! GET ME MY FINEST SUIT!
Yakuza Thug: Yessir!
Lien-Da: I'll stay here. I have to fix my face.
Yomi: *sees her mechanical skull under her fake skin* What happened to you?
Lien-Da: Before I joined Eggman, I was seriously injured by Shadow the Hedgehog. Eggman saved me by giving me several cybernetic enhancements in my arms, skull, and immune system.
Yomi: I'm so sorry.
Lien-Da: It's alright. Thanks to these enhancements, I can be as sexy as I am now until I die. *runs her hands down her sexy curves*
Yomi: *smiles* You do look nice. Especially dat thicc cake. *slaps her thicc, bum and leaves for the sit-down at Elemental City*
Later
Taranis: *sitting at the end of a long table, with Yomi on the opposite end* What do you want?
Yomi: I want to make a peace accord.
Taranis: Let me see the treaty.
Yomi: *hands Melody the treaty*
Melody: *hands it to Taranis* Here you go, your highness.
Taranis: (reads the treaty)
Taranis: This is complete subjugation! You expect me to hand over my city that I've worked hard to keep safe, like a pair of worn boots, TO YOU?!
Yomi: Guilty as charged. It's a necessary compromise.
Taranis: Compromise? COMPROMISE?! MORE LIKE APPEASEMENT!
Yomi: If you do not agree to these terms, I will have your loved ones sentenced to be slowly and painfully roboticized by Eggman.
Taranis: And now you're threatening me? *glares menacingly and stands up*
Melody: Good luck, bud. *exits the room*
Taranis: *grabs him by the throat* You just DON'T understand. You're outclassed, outmatched, and overpowered. You're NEVER getting this city back.
Felix: *enters wearing a blue onesie and holding a plush Pikachu* Daddy? What's going on?
Taranis: Go back to bed son.
Yomi: He's NOT your son!
Tanaris: You lost custody of him, remember?
Yomi: NO! AMAYA JUST LEFT ME!
Amaya: Not quite. *holds up the papers, claiming she is legally Felix's mother*
Yomi: Crap...
Amaya: First you choose your evil life over me, now you threaten my new love?!
Taranis: Listen to me very carefully you three-eyed freakshow. Leave and don't come back, or it'll be war. We don't want war, but we'll fight if we must.
Yomi: Fine. (he and the others leave) War it is.
Taranis: You have made the biggest mistake of your life.
Yomi: *exits*
Taranis: Randy?
Randy: Yessir. I'll inform the others.
Taranis: *picks up the phone* Get my brother down here.
Meanwhile
Sonic: *running through Green Hill* I wonder how my big bro's been doin'. *hears his cellphone ringing* Okay, hold on. *answer* Yo..
Tanaris: Hey, little bro.
Sonic: Hey Eric.
Tanaris: Please, call me Taranis.
Sonic: I like the new name bro. So, what's up?
Tanaris: We need your help in stopping Yomi from taking over Element City by force.
Sonic: On my way. *calls Tails* Tails, contact the the others.
Tails: Already on it.
Sonic: Time to go to war. *zooms to Elemental City
Meanwhile
Lien-Da: *replacing her face* There we go. Hey beautiful. *checks herself out in the mirror*
Melody: You look amazing as always, Ma'am.
Lien-Da: Thank you. *holds up a vial of a red fluid* And it's finished.
Melody: Ooh.
Lien-Da: Hey Yomi, it's finished.
Yomi: Excellent.
Lien-Da: Now, this might sting. *injects him with the formula*
Yomi: Ow!
For some strange reason, nothing happened.
Yomi: Nothing? All that time testing and...NOTHING?! *grabs Lien-Da by the throat* You thought you could con me and live? Nuh-uh. Now you'll pay.
Before striking her, Yomi clenches his teeth as his he sees his tail grow barbs on it and grow thicker like a scorpion tail.
Yomi: Wha...what did you do to me?! *collapses and screams in pain as he transforms*
Yomi's figure became beefier and more muscular, he sprouted draconic wings, and his tail morphed into a scorpion's tail with numerous barbed stingers. He now had three rows of teeth. He was no longer a black Lion, but a horrifying manticore.
Yomi: *scrapes his clawed hand on Lien-Da's workbench to stand up, scratching it with his razor-tipped fingers*
Melody and Antonio: *watch in horror*
Lien-Da: This is it. Our glorious rise to power.
Yomi: *roars viciously*
To Be Continued
Cast:
Sonic the Hedgehog - Roger Craig Smith
Miles 'Tails' Prower - Colleen O'Shaughnessey