Chapter two is up! Some Characters will show up some chapters. Some won't. Thank you all for reviewing! Thank you creative one for your comment. I always get the barricade boys confused
Class One: on anger management:
(Inside the phantom's lair, underneath the Opera House)
Hyde: But I don't want to!
Jekyll: We're going to fix you!
Hyde: There's nothing to fix. I'm perfect!
Lucy: Trust me, your not.
Emma: Look whose talking...
Lucy: (Death Glare)
(Erik walks in, with a toothbrush in his mouth)
Erik: What the heck are you people doing in my house!
Me: I let them in.
Erik: How did you get in here?
Me: Through Christine's mirror. And I have a key. Everybody knows that.
Erik: What?
Me: The little gondala boat on the lake helped out too. We had to make three trips, in that heavy hunk of wood. You must've had lungs of steel to be able to sing to Christine while paddling that thing! My arms are totaled! BOB you need to lose some serious weight! I just threw Beaconsfield overboard...
Bishop of Baringstroke: Don't call me bob.
Me: Shut up, pedo.
Beaconsfield: So help me, God I will strangle yo-
Erik: Do you come with an off button?
Me: (Death Glare)
Erik: Why didn't you use Caesar?
Me: (Poking a thumb at Hyde) He killed the horse.
Erik: WHAT!
Raoul: Miranda's all wet now
Erik:(Pulls out punjab lasso)
Me: No!
Erik: Fine...
Me: Soo... It's about time we start our therapy session. Everyone just go around the room and say your name and your problems. Remember, this is a non judgmental environment.
Erik: Sure...
Me: I think Hyde should go first... And Jekyll
Jekyll: (timidly) My name is Dr Henry Jekyll...
Everyone: Hi Henry
Erik: This guy doesn't seem so bad...
(Emma injects his leg with HJV formula. Twitches like the crackhead he is)
Hyde:(With a deeper voice) And I'm Edward Hyde.
Erik: And I thought I had a personality problem...
Raoul: Hi, my name is Raoul
Everyone: Hi Raoul
Erik: Hi fop
Raoul: I don't think there's anything wrong with me...
Erik: (pulls out lasso)
Me: Okay... this isn't going anywhere... But there's something you all share in common!
Erik: And what might that be?
Me: Serious anger management issues.
Raoul: I do not!
Me: You used your fiancée as phantom bait-
Raoul:...
Erik: Unlike the fop, I got closure with my problems...
Me: You crashed a chandelier on a stage!
Erik: And I got closure.
Me: For like how long?
Erik: About six months...
Me: Does WHY SO SILENT GOOD MOSIE-
Erik: :/, don't sing that.
Me: Fine
Hyde: I sorted out all my problems too.
Me:(sarcastically) how exactly?
Hyde: I killed them all.
Me: That doesn't count.
Hyde: (at Erik) Whats with the mask?
Erik:...
Me: Seriously? You just noticed that now?
Hyde:...
Me: He has a messed up face. THIS HAUNTED FACE SHOS NO HORROR FOR ME NOOW, ITS IN YU-
Erik: You have potential... Now shut up.
Me: Thank you... I think
Raoul: LOVE ME THATS ALL I ASK OF-
Me: (electrocutes him)
Erik: I like her
Raoul: ERIKS GOT A GIRLFRIEND, ERIKS GOT A GI-
Me: (electrocutes him again)
Everyone: Thank you.
Me: Anyone want to shave him?
Thats Chapter two for you guys! All who review get cookies and a phantom plushie! Next chapter is more written out. I move in with the phantom! No E/ OC who is mainly based on me and two of my friends rolled up into a person. Thinking of putting in Gustave/ OC... Tell me what you think! And plz submit some interesting names! On a block!