Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach or the song shown in this chapter. They belong to their respected owners and franchises. Seriously I'm just a fan girl.
(to the tune of ' Magical Mister Mistoffales')
You ought to ask Lady Yoruichi!
The original flash-step cat--
(There can be no doubt about that!)
Please listen to me and don't scoff; All her
Speed is off her own bat
There's no such cat in the metropolis
She holds all the patent monopolies
Running so fast she creates illusions
And creating eccentric confusions!
The greatest runners have something to learn
For Lady Yoruichi has rubber to burn!
And we all say,
Oh! Well I never! Was there ever
A cat so beautiful as the wonderful Lady Yoruichi
Oh! Well I never! Was there ever
A cat so beautiful as the wonderful Lady Yoruichi
She is quiet, she is slim, she is black
From the ears to the tip of her tail
She can creep through the tiniest crack
She can walk on the narrowest rail
She can pick any card from a pack
She is equally cunning with dice
She is always deceiving you into believing
That she's only hunting for mice
She loves to play with a cork
And eats with a spoon and a bit of fish paste
If you look for a knife or a fork
And you think it is merely misplaced
You have seen it one moment and then it's gone
But you find it next week lying on the lawn!
And we all say
Oh! Well I never! Was there ever
A cat so beautiful as the wonderful Lady Yoruichi
Oh! Well I never! Was there ever
A cat so beautiful as the wonderful Lady Yoruichi
Oh! Well I never! Was there ever
A cat so beautiful as the wonderful Lady Yoruichi
Her manner is vague and aloof
You would think there was nobody shyer
But her voice has been heard on the roof
When she was curled up by the fire
And she's sometimes been heard by the fire
When she was about on the roof
At least we all heard that somebody purred
Which is uncontestable proof of her singular speed demon powers
And I've known the family to call her in from the garden for hours
When she was asleep in the hall
And not long ago this phenomenal cat
Out ran seven kittens coming out of a hat!
And we all say,
Oh! Well I never! Was there ever
A cat so beautiful as the wonderful Lady Yoruichi
Oh! Well I never! Was there ever
A cat so beautiful as the wonderful Lady Yoruichi
And not long ago this phenomenal cat
Out ran seven kittens coming out of a hat!
And we all say,
Oh! Well I never! Was there ever
A cat so beautiful as the wonderful Lady Yoruichi
Oh! Well I never! Was there ever
A cat so beautiful as the wonderful Lady Yoruichi
Oh! Well I never! Was there ever
A cat so beautiful as the wonderful Lady Yoruichi
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the lovely, the luxurious Lady Yoruichi!