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(to the tune of 'Modern Major-General')
I am the very model of a Scientist Diabolical
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral
I know the kings of Seireitei, and I quote the fights historical
From Squad 1 to Squad 13, in order categorical
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse
I'm very good at integral and differential calculus
I know the scientific names of beings hollowaculous
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
I am the very model of a Scientist Diabolical
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
He is the very model of a Scientist Diabolical
I know our mythic history, the Kuchikis and Yamamoto
I answer hard acrostics, I study both rain and snow
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Ryoka
In human research I am now investigating somrthing called the polka
I can tell undoubted whether a body's true or gigai
I know Kyoraku's glasses fetish and when Yachiru is high
I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore
And whistle all the airs Zaraki uses when he's buried deep in gore
And whistle all the airs Zaraki uses when he's buried deep in gore
And whistle all the airs Zaraki uses when he's buried deep in gore
And whistle all the airs Zaraki uses when he's buried deep in gore
Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform
And tell you ev'ry detail of Ukitake's uniform
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
I am the very model of a Scientist Diabolical
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
He is the very model of a Scientish Diabolical
In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin"
When I can tell at sight a staff from a javelin
When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at
And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat"
When I have learnt what progress has been made in Flash Step
When I know more of tactics than a Squad 2 member prep
In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy
You'll say a better Scientist Diabolical had never sat a gee
You'll say a better Scientist Diabolical had never sat a gee
You'll say a better Scientist Diabolical had never sat a gee
You'll say a better Scientist Diabolical had never sat a gee
For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century
But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
I am the very model of a Scientist Diabolical
But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
He is the very model of a Scientist Diabolical