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Disclaimer: You know I don't own this. P.S. I put an Honest Trailer Hunger games quote on this. Anyone who gets it right gets to pick the next chapter topic, after the movie marathon chapters! Snowfwak6 is a bomb! You get cookies and ice cream. Thank you! I find these entertaining to write.
P.S.S Joel Schulmaucher (I don't care how you spell it) cast Ramin Karimloo as Christine's Dad, in the 2004 movie, which angered me immensely. HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE PHANTOM! B
Here is a chapter dedicated to all my reviewers! Bon appetite!
Chapter 11: In which we watch The Phantom of the Opera.
(In the cellar with literally everyone, inside)
Johanna: Is it always this cold in here?
Me: (In English underwear, which is a costume in itself) Yes...but you get used to it.
Johanna: You live here?
Me: Pretty much...
Johanna: Why are you in your bloomers?
Me: This is underwear? You must have been so sweaty in this and a dress!
Erik: (Walks in, and sees everyone. Digs hands into his hair and tries not to scream) Can't you at least tell me, before you call people over?
Me: Nope.
Raoul: (Still wearing a cap) WHY HAVE YOU BROUGHT US HE-
Me: Shut up, Fop#1!
Valjean: Yeah...Why are we here?
Me: Guys...
(Everybody ignores)
Me: Hello, guys...
(Nothing)
Johanna: (Screams)
Everyone: ?!
Me: Thank you. Now that I have everyone's attention, we are gathered here today for a movie night.
Hyde: What movie?
Me: Phantom of the Opera.
Everyone but POTO people: YYYAAAAYYYY!
POTO people: No!
Christine: We have a movie?
Me: You have three. We're watching two of them.
Christine: Why not all three?
Me: One of them is silent, with Erik looking like Frankenstein.
Raoul: Doesn't he already look like that?
Me: (sends a pack of fluffy squirrels to attack him)
Stride: Why would we watch it?
Me: Dad told me to take a new approach to therapy, so I thought "why not bring all your mistakes for the world to see?"
Gustave: Am I in this one?
Me: Nope. You're in the next one.
Gustave: Yay! Wait wa-
Me: Let's make popcorn!
(One hour later)
Me: (puts video in) Shhh... its starting!
Meg: Which version is this?
Johanna: 2004, then the 25th anniversary.
Me: RIERRA FOREVER!
Gustave: What's with the candles?
Raoul: Why am I so old?
Me: You get more foppy with age.
Raoul: HEY!
Mini Cosette: Why are you talking to a music box?
Fantine: Shut up! It's the overture!
(We stay quiet, for about ten minutes. But when Carlotta starts to sing...)
On-screen Carlotta: (Opera nonsense)
Me: Ahhh! My eeaaarrrss!
(Everyone covers their ears)
Erik: What?! Carlotta is way fatter than that!
Carlotta: ZEY!
Gustave: No one looks like their character.
Me: Because you guys are 25th anniversary people. Not 2004 cast.
Christine: Quiet...I'm singing!
(Think of Me goes by)
Andre and Firmin: We aren't that fat!
Erik: But you are as stupid!
Lucy: Shhh! Just watch the movie!
(Says quiet until Raoul walks in)
Christine: Where did you get Lotte from Christine?
Stride: Yeah...I could understand Charlotte, but Christine?
Raoul: I don't know.
Me: Just another foppy move.
(Silence until Angel of Music Reprise)
Sweeney: Why would you wholeheartedly trust an older man, in a mask, who lives in your mirror?
Erik: I still can't believe you fell for that.
Christine: You seemed nice...
Johanna: They always seem nice at first.
(Awkward silence, except for the munching of popcorn)
Madame Giry: Why was there a horse underneath the opera house?
Gavroche: How would you feed that brotha', yo?
Erik: Caesar was a great horse, until someone decided to kill him!
Hyde: Fish gotta swim.
Christine: Quiet... It's Music of the Night!
(Thirty seconds of silence)
Erik: That doesn't sound like me at all!
Every girl except me and Johanna: He's so dreamy...
Me: That was weird...
(Phantom runs his hands over Christine)
Me: Op! Rewind! (rewinds it several times)
Raoul: Can you please stop that?
Me: (Pauses) Does this bother you?
Raoul: Very much.
Me: Well in that case...NOPE! (rewinds it for five more minutes)
(Continues with the rest of the song)
Women: Aww...
Me: Don't worry...He'll be back...
(Pause. Screen Christine faints)
Cosette: Why would you show her that, on the first meeting?
Valjean: That's a little bit too forward, even for me!
Me: Don't make dolls of people, Erik. It's just weird...
Gustave: Rule #1: Don't propose on the first date.
Women: (In a trance) He's so hot...
Me: Hello? (snaps fingers in front of eyes) Wake up!
(Women wake up. Silence.)
Me: Christine, where did your stockings go in that scene transition?
Raoul: *eye twitch*
Johanna: Yeah, Christine. Enlighten us!
Christine: Um...I honestly don't know, actually.
Erik: *sniggers*
Meg: Yeah...I wonder what happened...
Raoul: *full body spasm*
(Everyone shoves their faces with popcorn)
Thenaidiers: He has a mask! Why did you rip it off?
Christine: I got curious...
Me: (like a mother scolding a two year old) When someone has a mask... THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO RIP IT OFF!
Eponine: Shh!
(We are actually quiet and civil, with the exception of a couple mutterings of "Idiot", until Carlotta becomes the countess)
Enjolras: Here comes Screechy!
Carlotta: Zhat's mean!
Granatire: It's true!
Mrs: Lovett: Why is Christine a guy?
Andre and Firmin: (shift around nervously)
Carlotta: How zhard would zit have bbbeeen zo make a zuy play Serafimo?
Madame Giry: You brought this on yourselves.
Buquet: And now I die!
...
Valjean: How did you speak without moving your lips?
Me: Christine, the Phantom can hear everything in the opera house, and has a tendency to stalk you. GOING ON THE ROOF IS NOT GOING TO MAKE THINGS SUDDENLY SAFER!
Lucy: You freaked out after the guy killed one person! I still stayed with Hyde, even after he killed nine!
Christine: Because he threatened to kill you...twice.
Lucy:...
Eponine: Calling him ugly is also not a good idea since he seems a bit homicidal, right now.
Erik: That stung... a lot.
(Screen Raoul and Christine start to sing "All I Ask of You")
Erik: *eye twitch*
Raoul: (rubbing it in) I love this song.
(Screen Christine/Emmy Rossum, starts singing)
Erik: (covers eyes and ears) LA, LA LA, LA, LA! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
Johanna: Its over now, Erik.
Erik: (opens eyes to see Christine and Raoul kissing) GAHHH!
Me: That was awesome! (fist bump)
Screen Raoul: Christine I looooovvvveee yoooouuuu!
Erik: I should have thrown you off the roof, when I had the chance.
Jean P: You had the chance, man.
Hippie Emma: Make love, dude! Not war.
Me: (Seethes at her)
Johanna: Wasn't he suppose to crash the chandelier?
Erik: Why didn't that happen?
Azelma: Intermission. I'm going for a popcorn refill!
Ten minutes later...
Screen Firmin:...It's a shame that Phantom fellow isn't here!
Mrs. Lovett: Way to jinx it!
Madame Giry: Why did we organize a masquerade ball, when there was a pycho/Phantom/murderer running around that wore a mask?
Meg, Andre, and Firmin: (shrugs)
Screen ensemble, POTO people and me: MASQUERADE! PAPER FACES ON PARADE! MASQUERADE! HIDE YOUR FACE SO THE WORLD WILL NEVER FIND YOU!
(Screen Two-Face begins dancing)
Me: That is 1800's dubstep, for ya!
Christine: I don't remember that guy...
Marius: I see Batman! (if you don't get this, watch 2004 POTO masquerade, and when that guy starts dancing, keep your eyes on the right side of the screen. You can see him!)
Little Cosette: And I see Cat-woman!
Fantine: I'm Cat-Woman!
Courfeyrac: Everyone looks like a second rate Lady Gaga.
Granatire: Or Katy Perry.
Joly: True, True...
Christine: Ohh! I'm back! And engaged to Raoul!
Erik: *eye twitch*
Combeferre: Is your hair... curled?
(Hysteric laughter)
Screen ensemble: STOP AND STARE! LET THE SPECTACLE ASTOUND YOU! (Phantom appears)
Jehan: You know you could have snuck in without anyone noticing, since you kinda blended in, for like once!
Eponine: ZORRO!
Javert: How many masks do you have?
Erik: A lot.
Carew: Raoul, where did you go?
Raoul: To get my sword. Where did everyone think I went?
Me: To the bathroom.
(More hysterical laughter)
Raoul: I did not!
Anthony: Of course you didn't. Because leaving your fiancée with a homicidal, mentally unstable man who has a bunch of power over her is safe.
(Screen Raoul comes back with a sword)
Raoul: See?
Me: But poof! He's gone. Done insulting people who deserve it.
(More munching popcorn. Wishing You Were Somehow Here Again starts)
Javert: Why are you wearing that, and singing in a graveyard?
Christine: Raoul got that for me!
Javert: You have odd taste.
Cosette: Its Gerik!
Women: (Fangirl scream)
(Gerik and Raoul start epically sword-fighting)
Raoul: See! I totally won that!
Erik: I was beating you until you tripped me!
Raoul: And Christine saved your butt.
Erik: At least I didn't collapse when I go slashed in the arm!
Raoul: You ruined my favorite shirt!
Me: Oooooo...rumble!
Johanna: (Calms them down) What's with all the cape swishing?
Erik: When you got it, flaunt it!
(silence)
Me: RAMIN SHOULD HAVE PLAYED THE PHANTOM IN BOTH! (punches a hole through the chair)
Gustave: (Scoots away)
...
Eponine: ZORRO IS BACK!
Joly: How did no one notice that the Phantom killed Piagi?
Carlotta: ZHAT VAS ALL YOUR VAULT!
Screen Gerik: WHAT RAGING FIRE SHALL FLOOD THE SO-
Me: Does anyone else think that it's mildly disturbing that Christine let the Phantom touch her neck, when his ideal weapon of choice is a noose?
Christine: Man, I need to remember that.
Raoul: *eye twitch* At least it's almost over.
Me: Thank you for reminding me. (rewinds it several times)
Raoul: (Convulses on the floor)
Erik: (Keeps hitting replay button)
Raoul: (Foams, and has seizures)
Me: (snatching it away from him) Let's finish the movie.
(Christine rips off Phantom's mask)
Anthony: That's what he's been hiding from the world? I've had sunburns worse than that!
Christine: I thought your face was worse, than that...
Me: We have yet to see the 25th anniversary, which is loads better.
Women: But this one is perfect!
Johanna: You just think Gerald Butler is gorgeous, don't you?
Women: Pretty much...Whose the guy with the curled hair?
Raoul: (Bangs his head against the wall)
Erik: I cut down the chandelier before that!
Bishop from Les Mis: That is why you need therapy, man...
Hippie Emma: How many people did you kill?
Erik: (shrugs)
...
Jekyll: Kidnapping the girl you like, and threatening to kill her boyfriend is not the way to get her to like you!
Gavroche: C'mon kill the fop, kill the fop!
Raoul: Hey! I'm right here!
Anthony: In that cause, BURN THE FOP, BURN THE FOP!
Me: Raoul, you must have a diaphragm of steel to be able to sing while being strangled. I'll give you that.
Johanna: It's just a waste of energy, really.
Joly: Very true, girl. Very true.
(Sipping of drinks)
Raoul: (spit-take) WHY DID YOU KISS HIM TWICE?!
Erik: Because she digs me, man.
Me: Where did you learn to say that?
Erik: Some show called "Jersey Shore"...It's quite good, actually.
Johanna: Don't watch it. It's bad.
Raoul: No one answered my question!
Me: She's gonna kiss him waaayy more in Love Never Dies.
Raoul: WHA-
Enjolras: Oh look, the old geezer is back, with that creepy monkey box.
Christine: I DIED?!
Me: (patting her back) You'll like the 25th anniversary better, I promise. You live till the end in that one.
Marius: Unlike Love Never Dies...
Christine: WHA-
Me: Op, movie's over. How did you guys like it?
Everyone except POTO: CHEERS!
Me: Well we're watching it again next week.
Raoul: Again?
Me: Yes my foppy friend... ENCORE!
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