This chapter is dedicated to all the Jekkies out there! J+H FOREVER! AzureOtter the plot line is below, for the musical, and the entire thing is on YouTube. Watch it. It's the best musical since Phantom and Les Mis! Btw, I'm not allowed to use beep anymore, no more swearing... BUT MORE FOP TORTURES!
I wrote this at one in the morning so please forgive me.
Disclaimers: I don't own anything but my OC. My neck hurts a bunch, and I'm having double vision...
Act I
The audience is introduced to John Utterson and Sir Danvers Carew, both having been associated with Doctor Henry Jekyll. Utterson was Jekyll's lawyer and best friend while Sir Danvers was Jekyll's future father-in-law. The two gentlemen take the audience back some time to find Jekyll in an insane asylum singing over his comatose father ("Lost in the Darkness"). It is Jekyll's belief that the evil in his father's soul has caused his illness. Jekyll tells the audience about his passion to find out why man is both good and evil and his attempts to separate the good from the evil ("I Need to Know"*).
Some time later, the rich and poor of 19th century London describe how people act how they want others to see them, no matter who they really are inside ("Façade"). Afterward, Jekyll presents a research proposal to the Board of Governors of St. Jude's Hospital. Sir Danvers, the chairman of the board, is in attendance along with His Grace Rupert the 14th Bishop of Basingstoke, the Right Honorable Sir Archibald "Archie" Proops, Lord Theodore "Teddy" Savage, Lady Elizabeth "Bessie" Beaconsfield, General Lord Glossop and Simon Stride, the secretary. All, with the exception of Sir Danvers and Stride, are pompous, rich semi-hypocrites. When Jekyll proposes to test his theory and his formula on a human subject (presumably his father), they reject the proposal with cries of "sacrilege, lunacy, blasphemy, heresy", voting five to none with Sir Danvers' one abstention ("Jekyll's Plea"). Utterson tries to calm Jekyll down, knowing that he is obsessed over his father's conditions. Jekyll feels that he could "save" those who have fallen in the same darkness. Utterson urges his friend, if he feels he is right about his theory, that he should continue ("Pursue the Truth").
Later that night, the toast of society turns up at Sir Danvers' residence at Regent's Park, partially famous for its architecture, which is inspired by John Nash, therefore having a well maintained facade, where he is throwing a glittering and possibly superficial engagement party for his daughter Emma's engagement to Dr. Jekyll, for which he is late ("Façade (reprise #1)"). During the party, the guests - which include the Governors and Stride - mention how worried they are about Emma being engaged to a "madman," but both Sir Danvers and Emma back up Jekyll. Stride, who has feelings for Emma, speaks to Emma in private and tries to reason her out of her engagement, but she quickly turns him down, saying she feels she can be who she wants to be with ("Emma's Reasons").
Jekyll arrives late as usual - just before the party leaves to go see the fireworks - and shares a moment with Emma. Though he warns her he may always busy with his work, Emma swears she will be beside him through it all ("Take Me as I Am"). Sir Danvers returns as Jekyll leaves, and expresses to Emma that he considers Jekyll like a son to him, but finds it difficult to tolerate his behavior at the cost of losing his daughter. Emma assures him that he will never lose her, and they should not be afraid to let go ("Letting Go").
Jekyll and Utterson later go to the dregs of Camden Town known as "The Red Rat" for Jekyll's bachelor party ("Façade (reprise #2)"). Prostitute Lucy Harris arrives late and is in for some trouble with the boss, known as 'Spider', but she dismisses it for now. Despite her position in life, she is seen to be kind-hearted and well liked by her co-workers, but has moments of contemplation about her life ("No One Knows Who I Am").
Nellie, the German manageress of "The Red Rat", then breaks Lucy's reverie and then sends her out onstage to do her number ("Good and Evil"**), which captivates Jekyll. After the number, Lucy begins to circulate among the clientele. Spider approaches Lucy and after striking her hard across the face, threatens to kill her if she is late again. Jekyll approaches Lucy after witnessing the Spider's actions and intends to help her as Utterson is led away by another bar girl. Jekyll and Lucy are drawn to each other in a way that promises each of them a great friendship. Jekyll admits Lucy's song has helped him find the answer to his experiment. Utterson reemerges and Jekyll admits that he must be on his way. Before he goes, he gives Lucy his visiting card and asks her to see him should she ever need a friend ("Here's to the Night").
As Utterson and Jekyll arrive at the latter's residence, Utterson notices that Jekyll is in a better mood. Jekyll informs him that he has found a subject for his experiments. Utterson recommends Jekyll to go straight to bed and departs. Jekyll dismisses his butler, Poole, for the night and proceeds to his laboratory, excited that the moment has come to conduct his experiment ("This Is the Moment"). Keeping tabs on the experiment in his journal, Jekyll mixes his chemicals to create his formula, HJ7, and injects it into the subject: himself. After a minute of the potion's side effects, he writhes in pain, and is taken over by an alternate, aggressive personality ("First Transformation"). He gleefully goes out and roams the streets, taking in the sights and sounds of London while tormenting innocent bystanders, which includes an abusive encounter with Lucy. Jekyll's alternate personality gives himself a name: Edward Hyde ("Alive").
A week later, no one has heard anything from Jekyll. Emma, Sir Danvers and Utterson ask Poole where he is, but Emma decides to leave and believes Jekyll will come for her after his work is finished. After Emma and Sir Danvers leave, Poole tells Utterson that Jekyll has been locked in his lab all this time and that he has heard strange sounds from the lab. Jekyll, who seems distraught, emerges and sends Poole to fetch some chemicals for him. Utterson confronts Jekyll about his bizarre behavior, but Jekyll brushes this off. He instead gives Utterson three letters: one for Emma, another for her father, and one for Utterson himself should Jekyll become ill or disappear. Suspicious and concerned, Utterson warns Jekyll to not let his work take over his life. Meanwhile Emma and Sir Danvers argue about the prudence of Emma's marriage to a man who seems to be falling into an ever-deepening abyss. Emma again tells her father that she understands that Jekyll's work is important ("His Work and Nothing More").
After Utterson departs, Lucy arrives at Jekyll's residence with a nasty bruise on her back. As Jekyll treats her wound, she tells him a man named Hyde inflicted it. Jekyll is stunned by this revelation but hides it. Feeling compassion for Jekyll for being kind to her, Lucy kisses him ("Sympathy, Tenderness"). Disturbed by his own actions, Jekyll leaves Lucy, who wonders about her love for him ("Someone Like You").
Later, the Bishop of Basingstoke is seen with Nellie after having a "meeting" with one of her underage attendants. He pays Nellie and arranges to see the attendant next Wednesday. When Nellie and the attendant leave, Hyde appears holding a swordstick with a heavy pewter knob. After insulting the Bishop, Hyde proceeds to beat and stab him to death with the swordstick before gleefully setting the body aflame ("Alive (reprise)").
Act II[edit]
Utterson and Sir Danvers speak to the audience once again of past events with Jekyll: Utterson begins to feel he was not able to help his poor client and friend, while Danvers senses that something is horribly wrong with his work, as he has not been seen or heard from for weeks.
The citizens of London gossip about the Bishop's murder as Hyde hunts down and kills General Glossop, Sir Proops, Lady Beaconsfield, and Lord Savage. By now, all five Governors who rejected Jekyll's proposal are dead ("Murder, Murder"). Later one night, Emma lets herself into Jekyll's laboratory. She finds his journal open and reads one of his entries. Jekyll enters and immediately closes the journal, preventing her from learning what he has become. Emma can see he is distraught. She professes her love for him and begs him to confide in her ("Once Upon a Dream"). He tells her nothing of his work, but says he still loves her. After Emma leaves, Jekyll writes in his journal that Hyde has taken a heavy toll on him and those around him, and that the transformations are occurring of their own accord. His entry is interrupted when Utterson arrives at the lab, seeking to find out who Jekyll's sole heir is, Edward Hyde, as referred to in Jekyll's letter. Jekyll only tells him that Hyde is a "colleague" involved in the experiment. Utterson can see that his friend is desperately ill and agrees to obtain the rest of the chemicals Jekyll requires. Jekyll, once again alone, begins to face the fact that Hyde is a part of him . Emma and Sir Danvers begin to contemplate Jekyll's situation. ("Your Work and Nothing More"***). At the same time, both Lucy and Emma wonder about their love for the same man ("In His Eyes").
At "The Red Rat", Nellie and Lucy consider their profession and why they keep doing it. Lucy is then visited by Hyde, who tells her that he is going away for a while. He then warns her to never leave him. Lucy is terrified, but seems to be held under a sexual, animalistic control by Hyde ("Dangerous Game"). As they leave together, 'Spider' addresses the "Red Rat" attendants, warning them to always be aware of what dangers lie ahead ("Façade (reprise #3)").
Utterson comes to Jekyll's lab with the rest of the chemicals and discovers Hyde, who informs him that the doctor is "not available" tonight. Utterson refuses to leave the package with anyone but his friend and demands to know where he is. Hyde replies that even if he told him, Utterson would not believe him. When Utterson threatens him with his swordstick, Hyde injects the formula into himself, roaring with laughter as he reverts to Jekyll in front of an appalled Utterson. Jekyll tells Utterson that Hyde must be destroyed, whatever the cost. He then begs Utterson to deliver money for Lucy so she can escape to safety. As Utterson leaves, Jekyll mixes in chemicals and injects the new formula, fearing that he might lose his mind forever, and praying that he can restore his former life ("The Way Back").
Utterson visits Lucy at "The Red Rat" with the money, along with a letter from Jekyll that entreats her to leave town and start a new life elsewhere. After Utterson leaves, Lucy wonders of the possibilities ahead ("A New Life"). Just then, Hyde returns. Seeing the letter from Jekyll, he tells Lucy that he and the doctor are "very close" and that they "share everything". As he holds Lucy softly so that she does not suspect it, he slowly and savagely stabs her multiple times before slitting her throat ("Sympathy, Tenderness (reprise)"). The vile murderer runs off laughing, just as the "Red Rat" attendants find Lucy's body and carry her out on a stretcher. Covered in Lucy's blood, Jekyll returns to his laboratory and faces off with Hyde in a final battle for control ("Confrontation").
Later, Utterson tells the audience that Jekyll has given up his task of "finding the truth," condemning his father to the darkness. Yet, as Sir Danvers would put it, the doctor had returned at the sound of wedding bells ("Façade (reprise #4)"). Several weeks later, Jekyll seems to have regained control as he and Emma stand before the priest at their wedding in St. Anne's Church. As the Minister begins the ceremony, Jekyll doubles over in pain and transforms into Hyde. Hyde then kills Stride, a guest at the wedding, before taking Emma hostage. At the sound of Emma's pleading voice, Jekyll is able to regain momentary control. He begs Utterson to kill him, but Utterson cannot bring himself to harm his friend. Desperate, Jekyll impales himself on Utterson's swordstick. Emma weeps softly as Jekyll dies, finally free of Hyde's evil control ("Finale").
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Chapter 13: In which we watch Jekyll And Hyde...and Emma goes homicidal:
(One day later...And the POTO people have just watched Love Never Dies)
Erik: (twitching) I'm now scarred for life...AND ITS ALL YOUR FAULT!
Me: I didn't want to watch it! I said it was bad but no! You said you could handle it!
Gustave: *eye twitch* So explicit...so, so explicit.
Raoul: I can't believe you cheated on me!
Christine: That was like 14 human years ago!
Me: How old are you?
Christine: Like 26.
Gustave: *almost throws up*
Christine and Erik: THAT DID NOT HAPPEN! MUSICAL CHARACTERS DON'T AGE!
Meg: Well...
Christine: I'm still not talking to you!
Meg: Just because I look like that actress who played me doesn't mean I killed you!
Christine: Well you could tell yourself that when you tried to kill my son, shot me, and left me bleeding out on the floor.
Me: And yet you wasted all your energy singing...
Christine: *glare*
Madame Giry: I am not that kind of mother either!
Everyone: Sure...
Meg: And I would never stoop down low enough to become a strip-
Madame Giry: And I would never let you, do that!
Everyone: Sure...
Raoul: And I'm am not a wife-beater or a drunk!
Me: But you still couldn't win a poker game to save your life.
Raoul: He-
Me: I will wax the rest of the hair off your body, if you say one more word.
Raoul: Taire up, demon.
Me: What does that mean?
Gustave: It means shut up in French. Shouldn't you know that?
Me: I'm not French.
Christine: Well, you should at least know that if you're supposed to help us. And you scarred us, instead!
Me: Hey! I wasn't the one who went to a place called Phantasma, and freaked out when the Phantom was there! Even I'm not that stupid.
Christine: I never did that!
Me: Well you did Beneath a Moonless Sky!
Gustave and Raoul: (cough and writhe on the floor)
Christine:...
Erik:...
Gustave: You made a doll of Mom?
Erik: Sculpture. It was a sculpture.
Raoul: And you sang to it?
Erik:...
Me: (looks at wrist) Ohhhh, look at the time! Its getting late. Time to go home.
Everyone: Ditto
(Everyone leaves in opposite directions)
(The next evening)
Me: (reading in my bloomers...I do everything in those things)
Gustave: (texting)
Erik: (Composing)
Johanna, who is now living with us: (Tutoring Oliver, The Artful Dodger, Toby, and Gavroche in Math, since I stink at it)
Doorbell: (Overture plays)
(No one gets it)
Me: KNOCK, KNOCK! WHO'S THERE?
Voice: FRENCH REVOLUTION!
Me: *runs to the door and opens it* Hey guys! (Les Misians,POTO people, Sweeney Todd gang, and Oliver! Cast walk in with pizzas)
Erik: (bangs and ugly chord on the organ) What are these people doing here?
Me: Movie Marathon, remember? Tonight is Jekyll and Hyde...Where are they?
Enjolras: Ohh, they're over here. (drags them out)
Hyde: I never wanted to be here!
Emma who snapped out of her hippiness...for now: Neither did I!
Lucy: (being held by Courfeyrac) Get your filthy hands off me, you son of a b-
Me: (Grabs pizza) TO THE TV!
(Ten minutes later)
Utterson: There's a movie made about our lives?
Me: Many. But not all of it. Just the Jekyll/ Hyde part of it.
Utterson: (dumps Danvers' phone into the punch)
Danvers: HEY!
Utterson: No more Facebook for you, man.
Eponine: Shh, the movie is starting!
Screen Utterson: (Narrates)
Oliver: What is he saying?
Lucy: Rich people stuff.
(Screen-Jekyll comes on, holding this old guy's hand, who's lying on the ground)
Jekyll: That doesn't look like me!
Me: Because your version is not child-appropriate.
Hyde: Yes, it is! There's nothing wrong with it!
Me: Oh really?
Gustave: (Pauses movie)
Me: (shows them the revamped Jekyll and Hyde teaser, and a Dangerous Game. Seriously...They, like, destroyed it.)
Fantine: (covers Little Cosette's eyes)
Sweeney: (gaping)
Me: (Turns off phone.) That's why we can't watch your version.
Lucy: I look like Red Rat me.
Sweeney: Dude...
Valjean: See? Even the Demon Barber on Fleet Street thinks that was weird.
Sweeney: (To Hyde) You were so lucky, man! (high fives)
Everyone: (jaws-drop) That wasn't the point...
Sweeney: No, seriously. He got to hang with that fine cut of meat. All I got was that old crone, thanks to that perv.
Tupline:...
Mrs. Lovett: HEY!
Lucy: I'm going home, now...
Me: (grabs her arm) No, your not.
Screen Jekyll: I can save him!
Mrs. Lovett: Is he sleeping?
Mme. Thenaidier: Looks like it. Is he suppose to be insane.
Jekyll: I blame him entirely, for what happened.
Jekyll's Dad: It wasn't my fault for being insane!
Glossop: Sure...
Screen Ensemble: THERE'S A FACE THAT WE WEAR, IN THE COLD LIGHT OF DAY!
Screen Carew: IT'S SOCIETY'S MASK! ITS SOCIETY'S WAY!
Screen Danvers, Carew and Village man#1, who is awesome: AND THE TRUTH IS THAT ITS ALL A FACADE!
Every poor person: PREACH IT, BROTHAS! PREACH IT!
Erik: The story of my life, man.
Screen Ensemble: NEARLY EVERYONE YOU SEE, LIKE HIM AND HER, AND YOU AND ME PRETENDS TO BE A PILLAR OF SOCIETY!
Lucy: Yep.
J+H Lucy: !? Who is that?
Sweeney: That's my wife.
Gustave: There's two Lucy's?
Me: Yes.
Screen Ensemble: SO WE STAY ON OUR GUARD! THOUGH WE LOVE THE FACADE! WHAT'S BEHIND THE FACADE! LOOK BEHIND... THE FACADE!
Toby: Maybe your ensemble is poor because they spent all their money on voice lessons instead of food.
Sweeney: Aren't you supposed to be insane?
Toby: Aren' t you?
Sweeney: I'm a psycho-path. Not insane.
Mrs. Lovett: You are, man. You just are.
Sweeney: At least I didn't bake people into meat pies.
Mrs. Lovett: Well...you killed them!
Sweeney: For good-natured revenge.
Mrs. Lovett: You threw me in an oven!
Sweeney: Because you lied to me!
Mrs. Lovett: I told you Lucy had poisoned herself. I never said she died. Did I?
Sweeney: ...Well... You tricked me into killing her!
Mrs. Lovett: I never told you to!
Me: Zip it, lock it, and put it in your pocket! Both of you!
Screen Stride: Proposal 929. Proposed by Dr. Henry Jekyll.
Marius: You asked them 929 times, and they still said no?
Hyde: Pretty much.
Combeferre: You need to stop, man.
Screen Jekyll: Each of us is the embodiment of two distinct and opposing forces - good and evil - each fighting for supremacy inside us. If we could separate these two forces, we could control and ultimately eliminate all evil from mankind. My experiments have convinced me that the day is not far off when this separation will be possible. To achieve it, I must be allowed to try my formula on a living human being.
Everyone: What?
Screen Jekyll:THERE ARE DOOMED, BROKEN SOULS
IN A THOUSAND ASYLUMS
LEFT THERE TO ROT
FOR THE LACK OF A PLAN!
IN THE NAME OF COMPASSION
AND MEDICAL SCIENCE,
I CAN SAVE MANY LIVES
IF YOU GIVE ME ONE MAN! .
Everyone: Ohhh, now I get it.
Bishop of Baringstroke: THE CHURCH WILL NEVER SACTION IT!
Toby: Why would you of all people care?
Bishop B: ...
Screen Jekyll: If I ever needed further justification for my experiments, gentlemen, you have just provided it!
JUST LOOK AT WHAT HAS HAPPENED HERE!
MIX ANGER WITH A TOUCH OF FEAR
THE DANGER'S ALL TOO CRYSTAL-CLEAR
JUST LOOK AT YOU -
OUR DARKER SIDE KEEPS BREAKING THROUGH
OBSERVE IT NOW - IN MAN AND YOU!
THE EVIL THAT ALL MEN CAN DO
MUST BE CONTROLLED!
I BEG OF YOU
I'LL SHOW YOU ALL
IT CAN BE DONE!
Everyone else: No...It can't.
Screen Governors: NAY, NAY NAY!
Hyde: And yet you wonder why you all died.
JEKYLL
I can't afford caution!
BUT HOW CONTINUE ON
WHEN THEY CAN BLOCK EACH STEP I TAKE?
Marius: What you're doing is stupid.
Me: See? Even the fops agree!
Marius, Stride, Raoul, and Erik: WE ARE NOT FOPS!
UTTERSON
HENRY, YOU HAVE COME THIS FAR
REMEMBER WHAT YOU HAVE AT STAKE!
JEKYLL
JOHN, I KNOW I'M RIGHT!
I HAVE LET MY VISION GUIDE ME
I'M SO WEARY OF THIS FIGHT
THERE'S SO LITTLE LEFT INSIDE ME.
Christine: Then stop.
Jekyll and Hyde: Over our father's dead body.
Jekyll's Dad: HEY!
UTTERSON
IF YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE RIGHT
THEN YOU'VE GOT TO SEE IT THROUGH
YOU'VE GOT TO SEE IT THROUGH!
Madame Giry: Stop encouraging him!
JEKYLL
SEVEN YEARS AGO
I STARTED OUT ON THIS ALONE AND NOW I MUST SEE IT THROUGH TO ITS CONCLUSION!
Erik: What a waste of seven years.
Me: And I thought I had no life.
Hyde: What?
Me: Nothin'
WHO ARE THEY TO JUDGE WHAT I AM DOING?
THEY KNOW NOTHING OF THE
ENDLESS POSSIBILITIES I SEE!
IT'S LUDICROUS
I'M BOUND BY THEIR DECISION
UTTERSON
SEEMS VISION IS A WORD
THEY'VE NEVER HEARD!
Enjolras: I think the problem is that they have vision. Really, really good vision.
Hyde: As if your plan was any better.
Enjolras: (growls)
JEKYLL
IF IT MATTERED LESS,
I'D TREAT IT WITH DERISION
IT'S ABSURD!
UTTERSON
(smiling)
AND YET THE FACT REMAINS
THOSE BASTARDS HOLD THE REINS!
Board of Governors: WE ARE NOT!
Granatire: That's a matter of opinion.
Screen Ensemble: HERE TONIGHT IT'S FESTIVE
BUT THE GUESTS ARE GETTING RESTIVE
'CAUSE THE GUEST OF HONOR'S
CAUSING A DILEMMA!
DOCTOR JEKYLL'S TARDY
FOR HIS OWN ENGAGEMENT PARTY
HIS BETROTHAL TO
SIR DANVERS' DAUGHTER, EMMA!
(Emma walks in)
Lucy: You were engaged? Why didn't you tell me?
Jekyll: You never asked.
SAVAGE
Who does this Jekyll feller think he is?
GLOSSOP
Impertinence like that in the Army would've earned him a good flogging!
BISHOP
He's lucky he lives in modern times. Today's penalties for heresy are not what they should be!
UTTERSON
We're lucky that we have you to represent modern times, Your Grace.
SAVAGE
I think Jekyll overdoes all this stuff about helping the poor. I've lived in St. James' all me life. Damned if I've ever seen a pauper, let alone a madman!
Joly: Probably because you were rich.
LADY BEACONSFIELD
I think he's mad, if you must know. Ah, Danvers, we're talking about your future son in law! And I think you're mad to allow him to marry your daughter!
Granatire: If you hate the guy, why come to his engagement party?
Jekyll: Why did you invite them, anyway?
Danvers: ...
Board of Governors: We came for the drinks.
EMMA has been chatting with a nearby group of GUESTS, and now spins around.
EMMA
That's not father's decision, Lady Beaconsfield - its mine!
DANVERS
Don't worry, Bessie. Whatever your views on him as a scientist, Emma assures me that Henry Jekyll is impeccable husband material!
Hyde: How fitting! You're nicknamed after a cow.
Beaconsfield: (slaps the back of his head.)
LADY BEACONSFIELD
It's less than impeccable to be late for one's own engagement party. Shows a remark-able lack of style!
EMMA
Comments on style, Madam, should never be made by those who have none.
Johanna, Cosette, Azemla, Eponine, Musichetta, Lucy and Me: OHHH! BURN!
(Stride walks in)
Emma, Jekyll and Hyde: Why did you invite him?
Emma: He's been after me for years.
Danvers: Oh, look. A rat.
(Twenty minutes later)
Screen Jekyll and Emma: TAKE ME AS I AMMMMMM!
Everyone: (Covers ears) GAHHHH! MAKE IT STOPP!
Barricade Boys and Valjean: They're just as bad as Cosette and Marius.
Cosette and Marius: HEY!
(After Letting Go)
Emma: I leave for five minutes, after proclaiming my love for you, and you go to a brothel, on the East End, and drink?
Jekyll: ...(pointing a finger at John Utterson) He made me do it!
Utterson: Don't be throwing me under the bus!
Emma: WHAT!
Screen ensemble: HERE IN LONDON'S EAST END ITS THE PITS OF THE EARTH-
Lucy: I feel ya, my brothas!
Erik: His ghetto-ness is contagious!
Screen ensemble: ITS THE DEVILS BACKYARRD!
Lucy: Hey. Look at me in the Red Rat. And now Gwinny is yelling at me.
Gwinny: The Spider told me to.
Erik: What kind of name is that?
Gwinny and Lucy: (Shrug)
Gustave: (looks at Gwinny and Beaconsfield) You guys are the same woman, aren't you?
Gwinny and Beaconsfield: (blanch) No...say one more word, and your dead.
Screen Lucy: LOOK AT ME AND TELL ME WHO I AM! WHY I AM! WHAT I AM! (slips off her dress, to reveal a leather bathing suit)
Men: (drool)
Women: (slap their men)
Lucy: (turns red) That was on tape?
Screen Lucy: NOBODY KNOWS! NOT EVEN YOU! NO ONE KNOWS WHO I A-
(gets on stage with other actors and begins to sing "Good and Evil")
Fantine: (Covers Mini Cosette's eyes and ears)
Men: (drool even more)
Females: (slap them in the face, multiple times)
Lucy: I hate my job.
(Spider slaps Lucy)
Lucy: Where is the Spider?
Gwinny: Prison.
Screen Jekyll: It's a lovely face. You should take care of it.
Emma: (seethes)
LUCY
Actually, I'm in between engagements at the Royal Albert Hall...so this is your lucky night!
LUCY
HERE'S TO THE NIGHT!
HERE'S TO ROMANCE!
TO THOSE UNAFRAID
OF TAKING A CHANCE!
JEKYLL
(with a rueful smile)
I THINK I'VE TAKEN ENOUGH FOR ONE DAY!
AND I HAVE LEARNED TO MY COST
CHANCES ARE SOMETHING YOU DON'T TAKE
ONCE YOU HAVE LOST!
LUCY
OH, WHAT A SHAME!
IF YOU ONLY KNEW
THE GAMES WE COULD PLAY
THE THINGS WE COULD DO!
YET I CAN SEE
YOU'RE NOT UP TO THE CHASE!
BUT, IF YOU'RE EVER IN NEED,
I AM THE GIRL! -
AND THIS IS THE PLACE! -
COME TO ME!
JEKYLL
(Looks at his watch)
IT'S GETTING LATE
I HAVE TO GO
IF ANY TIME
YOU NEVER KNOW
YOU NEED A FRIEND
Enjolras: FRIEND-ZONED!
(He takes a visiting card out of his pocket and presents it to her. SHE is flattered and thrilled)
LUCY
(impressed)
Doctor Henry Jekyll, 46 Harley Street.
Emma: YOU GAVE HER YOUR ADDRESS?!
Me: Lets fast forward before Emma murders someone
(Fast-forwards to This is the Moment)
Lucy: Cool lab.
Me: (Singing along) THIS IS THE MOMENT! DAMN ALL THE ODDS! THIS DAY OR NEVER, HE'LL RUN HIMSELF RON-SHOD!
Jekyll: HEY!
Gustave: It's true, man.
Me: You killed a bunch of people.
Sweeney: But not as many as me.
Hyde: At least I used my hands.
Sweeney: My deaths were quick and painless.
Hyde: Can't agree with that one, Sherlock. Causing pain is fun.
Screen Jekyll: LIKE A WARNING LIGHT
GLIMMERING IN RED
LIKE CRIMSON BLOODSHED
SHIMMERING IN RED!
Erik: And I thought I was insane
BEAUTIFUL AND STRANGE
SEE THE COLORS CHANGE
BEFORE MY EYES!
SEE HOW THEY DANCE
AND THEY SPARKLE
LIKE DIAMONDS AT NIGHT!
LEADING ME OUT OF THE
DARKNESS AND INTO THE LIGHT!
Mr. Thenaider: Is he singing about drugs?
Legles: To drugs. He's singing to the drugs.
Me: Jekyll, I was wrong about you.
Jekyll: Yes. Yes, you were.
Me: You lost your mind, waaayy before this experiment.
Screen Jekyll: (Injects himself)
Javert: Well, that was smart.
Screen Jekyll: (Starts to laugh like a crazy person)
Fantine: Well, he's lost it, completely.
Utterson: Wow...I owe Carew sooo much money.
Screen Jekyll: (turns into Hyde)
Hyde: Yay! That's me!
Fantine: Okay... I'm never getting medicine from you again.
Screen Hyde: WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT TTTTTTTTTTTTTTT-
Azelma: Well that's a long note.
Fantine: (Covers Mini Cosette's eyes and ears)
Screen Hyde: TTTTTT IS THIS FEELING OF POWER AND DRIVE! IVE NEVER FELT, FELT SO ALIVE!
Me: ITS LIKE HE'S GOING INSANE, YEAH, YEAH!
Erik: NO RIHANNA IN THE LAIR!
Gustave: WE SHOULD REALLY STOP SPEAKING IN CAPITAL LETTERS!
All three of us: FINE!
Lucy, and Red Rat girls: Why are we dancing like that in the back-round?
Me: You don't want to know.
Lucy:...
Screen Hyde: ITS THE FEELING OF BEING EDWARD HYYYDDDDEEEEEE! (grabs Lucy, and blackout)
Emma: That's it, she's dead.
Musichetta, I think that's how you spell it.: (holds Emma back) Let's not jump to conclusions.
Hyde: Nope, she's right. Lucy and I h-
Fantine: Ohh look, the next scene.
(Six weeks later...scene-wise)
JEKYLL
JOHN, I DON'T NEED YOU
TO TURN ON ME AS WELL!
MORE THAN EVER NOW I NEED A FRIEND!
CAN'T YOU SEE AND DON'T YOU KNOW
I'VE BEEN THROUGH HELL?
DON'T CONDEMN WHAT YOU DON'T COMPREHEND!
Utterson: Why did I ever encourage you?
UTTERSON
HENRY, I'M NOT QUESTIONING YOUR MOTIVES HERE!
BUT IS WHAT YOU ARE SEEKING WORTH THE PRICE?
YOU'VE TURNED YOUR BACK ON EVERYTHING
YOU ONCE HELD DEAR
YOU'RE CHOOSING TO IGNORE
YOUR FRIEND'S ADVICE!
(UTTERSON turns and walks away. EACH MAN is left alone with his thoughts. We stay with BOTH of them, separated)
UTTERSON
YOU HAVE YOUR WORK
AND NOTHING MORE! YOU ARE POSSESSED
WHAT IS YOUR DEMON?
YOU'VE NEVER BEEN THIS WAY BEFORE
YOU'VE LOST THE FIRE
YOU BUILT YOUR DREAM ON!
THERE'S SOMETHING STRANGE
THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG
I SEE A CHANGE
IT'S LIKE WHEN HOPE DIES.
I WHO HAVE KNOWN
YOU FOR SO LONG
I SEE THE PAIN
IN YOUR EYES
UTTERSON
THERE WAS A TIME YOU
LIVED YOUR LIFE
AND NO ONE LIVED
THE WAY THAT YOU DID!
YOU HAD A PLAN
YOU CHOSE A WIFE
YOU SAW YOUR WORLD
AS VERY FEW DID!
Fagin: That is the nicest way to call someone crazy.
JEKYLL
HAVE
I
BECOME
MY
WORK
AND
NOTHING
MORE?
Fantine: Yes you have.
UTTERSON
YOU HAD IT ALL
THE OVERALL!
YOU SEEMED TO KNOW
JUST WHAT TO LIVE FOR!
BUT NOW IT SEEMS
YOU DON'T AT ALL!
YOU HAVE YOUR WORK
NOTHING MORE
JEKYLL
I
KNOW
THAT'S
NOT
WHAT
I'M
LIVING
FOR!...
(The lights cross-fade to where EMMA and SIR DANVERS are discussing JEKYLL).
EMMA
FATHER, YOU KNOW HENRY WON'T JUST WALK AWAY
THE ONLY WAY HE KNOWS IS STRAIGHT AHEAD!
Billy Stikes: He's stock-raving mad.
DANVERS
EMMA, YOU'VE NOT HEARD A SINGLE WORD I'VE SAID
MY FEAR IS HE'S IN OVER HIS HEAD!
HE COULD LOSE CONTROL - AND THAT I DREAD!
THERE HAS BEEN TALK - THEY SAY HE'S GONE TOO FAR!
HE'S LOCKED HIMSELF AWAY
IN HIS OWN WORLD -
PURSUING THIS INSANITY ...
Jekyll: Thanks a lot, Dad!
EMMA
(Passionately)
IT IS HIS WORK!
DANVERS
(Just as passionately)
IT'S MORE THAN WORK!
EMMA
WORK!
DANVERS
HE IS OBSESSED!
THE MAN IS DRIVEN!
Everyone: That's like calling him crazy...which he is.
Jekyll: HEY!
Hyde: It's true, though.
Jekyll: Yeah...
EMMA
JUST GIVE HIM TIME I ASK NO MORE!
HIS WORK'S A CRIME TO BE FORGIVEN!
Emma: I should have just broken off the engagement while I still had the chance.
DANVERS
THERE'S SOMETHING STRANGE
UNLESS I'M BLIND
I SEE A CHANGE OF A BIZARRE KIND!
EMMA
THERE'S NOT AT ALL! -DON'T BE UNKIND!
THE PROBLEM'S ALL IN YOUR MIND!
Eponine: You are either very understanding, or more oblivious than Marius.
Nancy: I agree with both.
(The lights create another transition in space, isolating the FOUR SINGERS from one another through the conclusion of the scene)
DANVERS
HE HAS HIS WORK
AND NOTHING MORE!
HE IS OBSESSED -
THE MAN IS DRIVEN
Jekyll: Aren't you supposed to be helping me?
UTTERSON
HAVE
YOU
BECOME
JEKYLL
EMMA...
EMMA
JUST GIVE HIM TIME -
I ASK NO MORE!
HIS WORK'S A CRIME
TO BE FORGIVEN
UTTERSON
YOUR
WORK
AND
NOTHING
MORE?
JEKYLL
EMMA...
DANVERS
HE'S CHASING DREAMS
HE'LL NEVER FIND!
I SEE A CHANGE OF A
BIZARRE KIND!
UTTERSON
I
KNOW
THAT'S
NOT
WHAT
YOU'RE
LIVING
FOR.
JEKYLL
EMMA...
EMMA
THERE'S NOT AT ALL! -
DON'T BE UNKIND!
THE PROBLEM'S ALL IN
YOUR MIND!
JEKYLL
EMMA...
EMMA
STILL I PRAY
EVERY DAY
HENRY MAY
FIND HIS WAY.
I PRAY HE
MAY FIND
HIS WAY
DANVERS
EVERY DAY
I PRAY HE
MAY FIND
HIS WAY
UTTERSON
I PRAY
HENRY MAY
FIND HIS WAY.
FIND
YOUR
WAY
JEKYLL
I
PRAY
I
MAY
FIND
MY
WAY
EMMA
I WILL PRAY
EVERY DAY
HENRY MAY
FIND HIS WAY
I PRAY
HE MAY
FIND HIS WAY
DANVERS
I PRAY
YOU MAY
FIND YOUR WAY
UTTERSON
I WILL PRAY
EVERY DAY
YOU TWO MAY
FIND YOUR WAY
FIND YOUR WAY
JEKYLL
I
PRAY
I
MAY
FIND
MY
WAY.
Rose: You people can sing, man!
Everyone in that song: Thank you!
Poole: (leads Lucy in)
Emma: Aw, come on! How many more scenes does she have?
Me: (counts on my fingers) About seven.. Which is three more scenes that you.
Emma: Grrr...
(Lucy undoes her top)
Screen Jekyll: Good God, what is that?
Hyde: Her back.
Lucy: That was all your fault.
Hyde: Fish gotta swim.
Screen Lucy: SYMPATHY - TENDERNESS
WARM AS THE SUMMER
OFFER ME THEIR EMBRACE.
FRIENDLINESS - GENTLENESS
STRANGERS TO MY LIFE
THEY ARE THERE IN HIS FACE.
GOODNESS AND SWEETNESS
AND KINDNESS
ABOUND IN THIS PLACE...
I AM IN LOVE
WITH THE THINGS THAT I SEE
IN HIS FACE...
IT'S A MEMORY I KNOW
TIME WILL NEVER ERASE
(Lucy kisses Jekyll)
Emma: (lunges at Lucy) I'M GONNA RIP YOUR THROAT OUT!
Jekyll: Two girls are fighting over me. This is a dream come true.
Lucy: (punches Emma's stomach)
Emma: (Socks Lucy's neck)
Valjean: SOMEONE TEAR THESE TWO APART! THIS IS A MOVIE, NOT A CIRCUS!
Me: Valjean... I will hurt you.
(Musichetta and Azelma tear Emma off Lucy, who has a black eye. Emma has a bloody head, messy, muddy hair, and a swollen cheek)
Lucy: (spits blood onto the floor) You're a crazy woman!
Emma: (thrashing wildly, and baring her teeth) GAHHHHH!
Lord Savage: Never mind what I said before. I've seen a madman, now. And I didn't even have to go to the slums.
Screen Lucy: BUT IF SOMEONE LIKE YOU! FOUND SOMEONE, LIKE ME! THEN SUDDENLY, NOTH-
Me: Let's fast-forward, so Emma doesn't kill Lucy, before the end of Act One.
Joly: That's disgusting.
Enjolras: You are a shame to all men, Baringstroke.
Girls: Perv.
Fantine: (begins to swear at him, while covering Mini Cosette's eyes and ears)
Hyde: ANIMALS TRAPPED BEHIND BARS IN A ZOO, NEED TO RUN RAMPAND AND FREEE! PREDATORS LIVE ON THE PREY THEY PURSUE! THIS TIME THE PREDATORS ME!
Everyone: KILL HIM! KILL HIM!
Board of Governors: Wow. Angry mob...'
Hyde: I'LL LIVE ON FOREVER! WITH SAAATTTAAAANNN HIMSELF BY MY SIDE! AND I SHOW THE WORLD THAT TONIGHT AND FOREVER! THE NAME TO REMEMBERS THE NAME EDWARD HYYYDDDEEEE! (pours achohol on Baringstroke's unconscious body)
Toby: What is that?
Oliver: Yeah... Is it water?
Me: You'll see...(bumps fists with Nancy and Lucy)
Screen Hyde: IT'S THE FEELING OF BEING EDWARD HHYYYYDDDDEEEEE! (lights his body on fire)
Bishop B: Ahhhh!
Everyone: (Standing ovation) Yesss!
Billy Stikes: Finally! A murder!
Fagin: Intermission. Going to get some more drinks
NEWSBOY:
Read about the 'ideous murder,
Profane, religious murder!
Fantine: (Covers Mini Cosette's eyes and ears)
FIRST GENTLEMAN:
The poor old bishop,
What a shock!
STREET VENDOR:
Seen walkin' wiv 'is daughter,
A moment prior to slaughter!
NEWSBOY:
The shepherd tendin' to 'is flock!
Johanna: Oh please.
CROWD:
'E died in a London slum -
A slave to martyrdom -
'E died without complaint! -
'E should be made a saint! -
'E's gone back 'ome to God! -
It all seems very odd! -
Why should it be,
This mystery? -
Joly: He'll be lucky, to go to hell, at this point.
Murder, murder -
In the night air!
Murder, murder -
It's a nightmare!
Murder, murder -
It's a right scare,
Bloody murder
In the night!
Murder, murder -
Makes your heart thump!
Murder, murder -
Makes your nerves jump!
Murder, murder -
Makes your blood pump,
Bloody murder
In the night!
CONGREGATION:
Dona Eis, Requiem
PRIEST:
Sweet death has taken
This brave man from us!
CONGREGATION:
Requiem Aeternam
PRIEST:
Friends, take what comfort
That you can from us!
Antony: Man, that priest has pipes.
CONGREGATION:
Dona Eis, Domine...
HYDE:
General Glossop, I'm happy to inform you that you are relieved of your duties, sir. All of them! (stabs him with his own swordstick, in the throat)
Emma: YES! DIE, ALL YOU MISERABLE DREGS OF HUMANITY!
Sweeney: She's turning into me... and I have silver shaving knives for friends.
Me: That makes two dead.
A MAN:
Look at this, another murder,
Just like the other murder!
That's poor old General Glossop, dead!
A BOY:
Last week the bishop copped it!
The bloke what done it 'opped it!
That feller must be off 'is 'ead!
ANOTHER CROWD MEMBER:
That's two in the last four days!
This killer has fancy ways!
:
To kill outside St. Paul's
Requires a lotta balls!
Artful Dodger: *snickers*
Eponine: (elbows him)
:
He hates the upper class!
:
He must be on 'is arse!
CROWD:
Who could he be?
THE BOY:
Don't look at me!
CROWD:
"Bloody murder
In the night!"
Murder, murder -
Doin' folks in -
Murder, murder -
Is the worst sin!
Murder, murder -
Has me screamin'
"Bloody murder
In the night!"
Murder, murder -
Makes me blood thin!
Murder, murder -
Makes me 'ead spin!
Murder, murder -
Starts me drinkin'!
Bloody murder
In the night!"
In the night!"
HYDE:
Bessie, my love... You really should be more careful...wearing your real diamonds out on the street. (grabs her throat in one hand) You never know whom you might encounter! (Cuts off her head in two strikes, and tosses her diamonds to a poor beggar. Then he stabs Archibald Props)
Beaconsfield: Thanks Teddy, for trying so hard to save me.
Props: Me too..
Savage: ...
UPPER AND LOWER CRUST ON THE STREET:
London has a killer on the loose!
Could be a gang!
Gotta get 'is 'ead inside a noose!
The man must hang!
Granatire: How do they not notice that when Henry's gone, Hyde is there? Even when I'm drunk, I'm still not that stupid.
Townspeople: HEY!
CROWD:
Maybe his nerve will fail him! -
They've gotta try to nail him! -
They've gotta trail an' jail him,
Now!
Murder!
No matter who we're blamin'
Till they pull wot's-'is-name in,
There's gonna be one flamin'
Row!
Me: So much for the world remembering your name, Hyde.
Hyde: I left an impression, though.
Murder, murder -
It's a curse, man!
Murder, murder -
It's perverse, man!
Murder, murder -
Nothing's worse than
Bloody murder
In the night!
HYDE:
Bad news from God, Teddy! (breaks his neck, and throws his body onto a set of train tracks)
FIRST NEWSBOY:
Read about the worst two murders - !
SECOND NEWSBOY:
Much worse than the first two murders!
CROWD:
That makes it murders three and four!
(VARIOUSLY)
They've murdered dear old Bessie! -
I hear it extremely messy! -
And poor old Archie is no more! -
WOMAN:
They say a lot of blood and gore!
ALL:
That's four in the last eight days!
It's London's latest craze!
SECOND NEWSBOY:
this time 'e was in Perk Lane!
An' 'e may come back again!
WOMEN:
Until the killers found,
There's danger all around!
CROWD:
What can we do?
What can we do?
What can we do?
We wish we knew!
CROWD:
Catchin' such a madman could be hard! -
He'll kill! -
At will! -
Cos they're all so thick at Scotland Yard! -
No brains! -
No skill! -
Hyde: No kidding.
ALL:
He'll kill us, if we let him!
They'd better go and get him!
I know a way to net him! -
How?
Murder!
No matter who we're blamin'
Till they pull wot's-'is-name in,
There's gonna be
There's gonna be
There's gonna be a flamin'
Row!
Murder, murder -
Or our doorstep!
Murder, murder -
So watch your step!
Murder, murder -
Take one more step,
You'll be murdered
In the night!
Murder, murder -
Once there's one done -
Murder, murder -
Can't be undone!
Murder, murder -
Lives in London! -
Bloody murder
In the night!
In the night!
(Hyde pops out, covered in blood with a sword, ready to plunge it in everyone's back.)
(Screen Emma is snooping in Jekyll's diary)
Rose: Seriously? Why are you reading his diary?
Jekyll: Its a scientific journal, not a diary. Get it right.
Me: Tomato, tomato.
Screen Emma: ONCE UPON A DREAM!
Rose: Check it out! You finally have a solo!
(one minute later)
Emma: That's it? Lucy has gotten three solos already, and I get that!?
Me: Pretty much.
Emma: I'm sending a strongly worded letter to Frank Wildhorn.
Mrs. Lovett: You should. He potrayed you all wrong, girl. You're crazier than Lucy.
Lucy: Hey!
Screen Emma and Lucy: REMEMBER!
Rose: You guys sound really nice together...
Emma and Lucy: Yeah... I guess so...
Nancy: And yet no one finds it creepy that they're singing about the same man.
Me and Johanna: We find it creepy.
Sweeney: Are we ever going to watch my movie?
Me: Not a chance.
Sweeney Todd gang: *in a child's voice* But whhhyyy?
Me: Because Fantine would kill us.
Fantine: No, I wouldn't.
(I whisper the plot in her ear)
Fantine: Never mind. I would kill you.
Sweeney: That didn't answer my question.
Me: One; Johnny Depp and Helen Bonham Carter play Todd, and Lovett, and no one in there right mind would bash them-
Gustave: Since when were you in your right mind?
Me: (sharpens Sweeney's shaving knives) You using these?
Sweeney: Knock yourself out.
Me: Do you want a shave?
Christine: Nooooo! He doesn't.
Gustave: What's so bad about a Sweeney Todd shave?
Everyone: (laughs hysterically)
Erik: You really were raised by a fop!
Me: (Pauses movie and shows him 'Johanna' Quintet)
Gustave: (blanches)
Johanna: That's my Daddy- O for ya!
Screen Lucy and Emma: EVERYTHING WORTH LIVING FOR IS THERE, IN HIS...EYYYYEEEESSSSS!
Bosseat: Aww... we missed the duet.
Me: There's another one coming.
(Silence... for like three minutes...except for Emma's angry breathing)
Fantine: (Covers Mini Cosette's eyes and ears)
Cosette: Mom...Seriously?
Screen Lucy: (is being held in a strange way by Hyde) I FEEL YOUR FINGERS, COLD, ON MY SHOULDER! YOUR CHILLING TOUCH, AS IT RUNS DOWN MY SPINE! WATCHING YOUR EYES, AS THEY INVADE MY SOUL! FORBINDEN PLEASURES I'M AFRAID TO MAKE MINE!
Emma: (is duct taped to her chair) GRAAAHHHHHH!
Joly: I don't think this was a good idea.
Me: Just wait for a bit.
Screen Hyde, and Lucy: NO ONE SPEAKS, NOT ONE WORD! BUT WHAT WORDS ARE IN OUR EYES!
Nancy: They got that on tape?
Luy: Sadly yes.
Sweeney: You are still super lucky.
Screen Lucy, and Hyde: AND THE ANGELS PROCLAIM! ITS A DANGEROUS GAME!
(We actually stay quiet for one scene)
(Screen Utterson freaks out since he finds out J+H are the same person. Goes to the other part of town to warn an endangered Lucy)
JEKYLL
COULD IT BE?
HAVE I REALLY LOST MY WAY?
Javert: Yes. Yes you have.
HAVE I LOST MY MIND?
Marius: Pretty much.
WILL I LOSE THE DAY?
Oliver: By the way things are headed...
AM I A GOOD MAN?
Everyone: ?
AM I A MADMAN?
Everyone: Yep.
IT'S SUCH A FINE LINE
BETWEEN A GOOD MAN AND A BAD...
Johanna: Not really.
SOMEHOW I HAVE TO GET BACK
TO THE PLACE WHERE MY JOURNEY STARTED
FIND THE COURSE I CHARTED
WHEN I FIRST DEPARTED!
Granatire: What?
SOMEHOW I HAVE TO HANG ON
TO THE VISION THAT FIRST INSPIRED ME
TO THE HOPE THAT FIRED ME
WHEN THE WORLD ADMIRED ME!
Gavroche: The world always hated you, brotha? Haven't you been listening at all?
I'LL FIND MY WAY BACK TO THE HIGHER GROUND-
Artful Dodger: You haven read the book, have you?
AND SEE THE VIEW 1 KNEW BEFORE!
Rose: Fat chance.
I'LL SEARCH THE WORLD UNTIL THE ANSWER'S FOUND
TURN MY DESPAIR AROUND FOREVER MORE!
SOMEHOW I'VE GOT TO REBUILD
ALL THE DREAMS THAT
THE WINDS HAVE SCATTERED
FROM FATE HAS SHATTERED
I'LL RETRIEVE WHAT MATTERED!
SOMEHOW I'VE GOT TO GO ON
TILL THE EVIL HAS BEEN DEFEATED
TILL MY WORK'S COMPLETED
I WILL NOT BE CHEATED!
GOD, YOU MUST HELP ME CARRY ON!
WHEN IT SEEMS ALL HOPE HAS GONE
I HAVE GOT TO CARRY ON!
(Passes out on the stage)
(We listen to a New Life. coughbestsongintheproductioncough) Seriously watch the 7 mi version with Coleen sexton. Its PERFECTION!
Screen Lucy: EACH DAY'S A BRAND NEW LIFFFEEEE!
Everyone: (claps) That was beautiful.
(Screen Lucy falls asleep)
(Screen Hyde walks in, and lights a match)
Gavroche: Did you light that with your clothes?
Hyde: I'm just that hot.
(Screen Hyde crumples up Jekyll's Letter Lucy got, and pockets the money.)
Screen Hyde: (sitting on the bed, with Lucy beside him) Come. No closer...closer...yes...
Johanna: DUDE! SHE WAS ALREADY SITTING IN YOUR LAP! WHAT DO YOU WANT HER TO DO, PHAZE THROUGH YOU?
She looks into his eyes, then slowly drags herself toward him. He reaches out and embraces her tightly, her head against his chest, tucked under his chin.
HYDE
SYMPATHY - TENDERNESS
WARM AS THE SUMMER
OFFER ME THEIR EMBRACE.
FRIENDLINESS, GENTLENESS,
STRANGERS TO MY LIFE
THEY ARE THERE IN THIS FACE.
GOODNESS AND SWEETNESS
AND KINDNESS ABOUND IN THIS PLACE.
A loud peal of thunder interrupts the song. LUCY remains frozen, trembling but entranced, as HYDE, in agonizing slow-motion, stabs her, first in the back then deeply into her stomach, then - almost like a slow caress - slits her throat. Finally, he releases her body, and it slumps back onto the bed, like a rag doll. HYDE stands and wipes the knife blade on the rumpled bedclothes. Suddenly, his body is shaken with spasm - then another and another. He falls to his knees, gasping for air.
He cries out in pain and braces himself against the bedstand, burying his face in the blood-stained sheets. A massive shudder passes through him; and, when he raises his bloodstained face, it is that of DOCTOR HENRY JEKYLL. He stands with difficulty, staring aghast at LUCY's contorted bloody form. Then he sees the long knife in his hand, and throws it away from him, as far as he can. He gazes down at the dead girl, unable to look away.
Wrapping the fog-colored cape, now stained with blood, around him, he plunges through the narrow door, and can be heard running down the hollow steps, out into the night. A long, low, distant roll of thunder - then "the angels" are heard, "weeping" - the innocent plaintive chant rises toward Heaven and blends with the thunder - and we are into -
Marius: Maybe if you hadn't sung that song, you would've gotten out alive.
Me and Johanna: (Attack Hyde)
Fantine: (Fast-forwards the entire Confrontation scene since Mini Cosette got freaked out. But she was calm at Lucy's death... Weird kid)
(At Jekyll's wedding)
Fantine: (Covers...You get should get it by now)
Screen Jekyll: (turns into Hyde, and kills Stride)
Danvers: Why where you even there? You weren't invited
Stride:...
(Hyde tries to break Emma's neck, but fails)
Cosette: You must have a strong neck.
Emma: GAHHHH! FILTHY MORTALS!
Screen Utterson: (points swordstick at Hyde/ Jekyll) I can't stab you!
Gavroche: Then why are you pointing that stick at him, yo?
Screen Jekyll: (falls on stick and dies)
Me: The end.
Barricade boys: (stretching) That was an interesting movie.
Johanna: You're up next for the grand finale of the movie nights. AT THE BARRICADES OF FREEDOM!
(They wheel Emma out, groaning)
Johanna: She's gonna be ok...right?
Me: Of course! What's the worse that could happen?
Please R&R... BTW I just wrote another parody fic, called Phantastic Mr. Phantom, which is my take of how it went down...Check iy out!