Sorry for the long update! I was on a block, and trying to get both my stories up to the same speed...I like everything to be equal., BTW, I'm changing Me to Rafiya...just because I can... AND NOW, PRESENTING FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME IN FANFICTION HISTORY...LES MISERABLES!

Chapter Fourteen: In which we capture the Amis, and get arrested.

(The Next Day, at the Entrance to the Barricade):

Me: (dressed like the Black Widow, because she can) Come out, already! It's not that bad!

Les Mis: NO!

Gustave: (dressed like a spy) It's not that bad!

Valjean: How would you like it if someone made a movie about your life?

Gustave: Love Never Dies happened... that was based on my life.

Rafiya/ Me: No one cares about my life...

Barricade Boys: WORD!

Rafiya: Come out before we end up doing something unreasonable...

Enjolras: Over our dead bodies!

Gustave: Aren't you already dead?

Gav: Aren't you supposed to be 10?

Gustave: Touche.

Christine: So that would be a 'no'?

Granatire: HECK YES!

Rafiya: Then you leave us no choice...(signals to Christine) Christine... It's time.

Christine: (Dressed like Black Widow, too) Meg... Are all systems ready?

Meg: (Trying to hold a metal door closed, dressed like a spy) Yup.

Rafiya: Meg... Christine... UNLEASH THE FANGIRLS!

Meg: (lets go of the door, letting hundreds of crazed fangirls storm the barricade, with rope and duct tape)

Everyone inside the Barricade: SCREAMMMM! NOOOOOO!

Fanfiction Writers: (pull out computers, pens and paper)

Meg: Are you sure this is absolutely safe?

(Screams, breaking, ripping and shouting can be heard, but there's a dust cloud blocking everything.)

Rafiya: Yeah... Sure it is... But its fun.

Christine: How did you get them to do it?

Rafiya: I invited them to the lair, for a party this weekend.

Christine: Erik's gonna kill you!

Rafiya: You pulled off his mask, and he didn't kill you.

Christine: Because I'm 17, and he was in love with me. He can't stand the sight of you... or Gustave.

Gustave: Mom... You're 17? And I'm 14?

Christine: Yeah... Musical characters don't age, remember?

Gustave: (throws up a little in his mouth) Then why did I age?

Rafiya: Because the Authoress willed it.

Fangirls: WE GOT 'EM! (come dragging Les Misians in rope nets, and in chains)

Rafiya: Great job, guys! Now we just have to do role call!

Meg: Role call?

Christine: Just to make sure that no one gets away...

Rafiya: (pulls out a checklist) Okay... lets start... Enjolras...

(Enjolras is dragged by in a net)

Enjolras: I'm gonna kill you, you little guttersnip-

Rafiya: Whatever... Gav, and Mini Cosette...

(Brought in in chains)

Fifteen Minutes Later...

Meg: I think that's everyone... time to lock and load!

Rafiya: I'm driving!

Christine: Are you sure that's a good idea?

Meg: (buckles her seat-belt) Yeah, you're like... barely 14?

Rafiya: (starts the car) Don't worry. I gots this!

Ten minutes later...

Rafiya: We're here! And with ten minutes to spare

Everyone: (clutching their seats for dear life)

Gustave: Check it out... My first terror sweat..

Meg: I can't remove my hands from the seat.

Christine: How did you cut an hour long journey into ten minutes?

Rafiya: (shrugs) I didn't take my foot off the gas pedal.

Meg: We are never letting you drive again!

Rafiya: (opens the door) I wasn't that bad...

Gustave: (kisses the ground) Land! Sweet solid land!

Rafiya: Stop being such a drama queen!

Gustave: There were like, seven police cars chasing us!

Rafiya: But we lost them when I ran them into that tree!

Meg: Where did you learn to drive?

Rafiya: Fast and Furious movies.

Everyone: *spazzes*

Rafiya: I'm joking!

Everyone: Good...

Rafiya: Hyde taught me...

Everyone; (mini seizure)

Police Sirens: (wail)

Meg: THEY'RE HERE! THE POLICEMEN OF THE OPPPERRRAAA!

Everyone: What?

Meg: Sorry.. force of habit. ITS THE FEDS!

Rafiya: HIDE!

Police: YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!

Christine: Screw that!

Police: (tasers Christine)

Christine: (passes out)

Rafiya: (launches herself onto the policemen) FOR SPARTA!

(In the city jail)

Meg: You just had to tazer that police guy...

Rafiya: Hey! At least I didn't try to bribe him with a donut, like someone over there...

Gustave: I thought it would work!

Christine: (pets his head) What has Raoul done to you?

Enjolras: My head hurts.

Fantine: I'm starving...

Rafiya: Aww, shut it already! We all are.

Christine: (plops on the floor, humming) DON'T YOU EVER SAY! I'LL JUST WALK AWAY! I WILL ALWAYS WANT YOU!

POTO People: DON'T YOU EVER SAY! I'LL JUST WALK AWAY! I WILL ALWAYS WANT YOU!

Rafiya: I CAME IN LIKE A-

Everyone in the cell: WRECKING BALL! I NEVER HIT SO HARD BEFORE! I WANTED TO GO BREAK THE WALL! 'CAUSE ALL YOU DID WAS WRE-WRE-WRECK ME! WRE-WRE-WREC-

Javert: QUIET! (bangs baton-stick thingy)

Rafiya: How did you get out?!

Javert: I am the law! And it seems that you've been bailed out...

Gustave: By who?

(Erik walks in, looking super annoyed)

Gustave: Aw crud-sticks.

Erik: What the heck happened here?

Rafiya: An attempt at movie night...(does jazz hands) Ta-da!

Erik: (Unlocks the door) I'm too tired for this. Long story short: You are in so much trouble, all of you...except Christine.

Christine: (smiles)

Erik: (to the Amis) Why aren't you leaving?

Musichetta: The barricade got destroyed... so we're all homeless... can you-

Erik: NO!

Everyone: (nods their head yes)