Bleach Song Parodies

by superkim111

Bleach versions of all your favorite songs. If you have any requests just contact me! Also I do apologize for any spelling or grammar errors. I am currently without a beta and usually have to type these things up at night when I'm not quite all there.

20. Green Hat Old Coat and Clogs by Urahara

Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach or the song shown in this chapter. They belong to their respected owners and franchises. Seriously I'm just a fan girl.

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(to the tune of 'Top Hat, White Tie, and Tails' by Fred Astaire)

Soul Society sent an invitation through the mails:
"Your presence requested this evening, it's formal
A top hat, a white tie and tails"
Nothing now could take the wind out of my sails
Because I'm invited to step out this evening
Bu I won't wear top hat, white tie and tails

I'm puttin' on my green hat
Tyin' up my old coat
Brushin' off my clogs

I'm dudein' up my whiskers
Puttin' in the sword cane
Polishin' my fan

I'm steppin' out, Tessai
To breathe an atmosphere that simply reeks with class
And I trust that you'll excuse my dust when I step on the gas

For I'll be there
Puttin' down my green hat
Mussin' up my old coat
Dancin' in my clogs