So... first off, I can't seem to get on my old account, JamieLynnPhantom, but I'll keep trying. I just really want to post this, and this is my backup account. Second, these oneshots will be out of order, but (other than no PP) most will be canon. Third... a lot of them will be songfics... but not this one. I'll leave another little note at the end. :)

**Post-series (No PP)**
Danny is 19
Sam is 19.5
Tucker is 20
Jazz is 21
Valerie is 20
Dani is 5/17/19
Danny/Sam Tucker/Valerie Jazz/OC
The trio (plus Jazz and Valerie) are out at college on the coast of California. Dani is with them.
Dani and Valerie are best friends. Dani gets depressed sometimes and has anxiety.
Danny's parents know about his ghost half.
Roommates: Sam/Jazz Danny/Tucker Dani/Valerie

Summary: Danny's crashed the car... again. How will he tell Sam while managing to stay alive? And how are the ghosts involved this time?
Word count: 663

"Shit."
Danny stared at the crushed station wagon, that was currently being very intimate with a telephone pole. He inhaled sharply as his eyes slowly travelled over the totaled car, slight fear evident in his expression. "Sam's gonna kill me."

Sam wrapped her hair in a towel, pulling it above her head. She was currently dressed in a pair of purple sweats and a black tank top, her 'comfy clothes'. With an expert hand, she quickly adorned her face with makeup. As she started to put her mascara on, she heard a knock on the bathroom door.

Knowing that her roommate, Jazz, was out of town for an internship, she quickly assessed the situation. Either someone broke in, or it was Danny. Considering whoever it was bothered to knock, it was most likely the latter. She opened the door to find that her assumption was correct. Her boyfriend stood - or rather floated, as he was in ghost form - mere feet away from the door with a guilty expression.

Leaning against the door frame, she raised an eyebrow. "What'd you break now?"

His sheepish grin faltered for a moment, but he quickly plastered over it with a forced smile. "Nothing. You know I love you, right Sammy?"

Sam narrowed her eyes suspiciously. "Danny..." she warned.

The smile fell off of his face, and he rubbed the back of his neck, staring at the floor. He mumbled something, but Sam couldn't quite catch it. "Danny, speak up. I can't hear you."

He looked up at her with an expression of pure terror, and slowly uttered, "I crashed the car."

Sam blinked. Her expression stayed blank, and Danny floated back a few feet in fear. Sam suddenly reached towards the bathroom counter and grabbed a thermos.

Danny's eyes widened. "Shit." He flew into the main room in her dorm and floated next to the ceiling, invisible.

Sam stormed in behind him, her face twisted in anger. "Damn it Danny! Get back here now!"

Deciding he could risk it, Danny spoke up from his hiding place. "Considering you look like you want to murder me, I'm going to pass on that."

"It wasn't a question Danny. I have the Booomerang."

Danny's eyes widened in panic, as he unconsciously moved his hand to rub the back of his head. He lowered himself to the floor and turned visible, ready to flee for his life if necessary. His muscles were coiled, and he looked like a snake ready to strike.

Sam stalked towards him, glaring fiercely. Danny chuckled nervously in response, staring up at her as she approached. She stopped one foot away from him, their eyes meeting at the same height. Danny grinned sheepishly before darting forward and pecking her on the lips.

Sam's expression never changed as she proceeded to punch, kick, and lecture her boyfriend.

The ghosts laughed as they watched this exchange from one of Clockwork's viewing screens. The Master of Time, and Danny's guardian, had agreed to give them some blackmail on his charge, for reasons only he knew.

But the ghosts didn't mind why. This was pure gold. Watching the great Phantom get beat up by his human girlfriend was a comedy show to them, considering that they knew he wasn't fighting back at all. A few felt intimidated by the fact that the halfa was afraid of the girl but not them, but quickly got over it.

But Technus was the happiest of them all. After all, he was the one who destroyed the brakes.

He was the one who crashed the car.

Okay, so I hope you liked it. At the beginning of each oneshot, I'll post what time period it is in, wether it is canon or not, and some information about the story.

As for this one, it's up to you why Clockwork is giving the ghosts blackmail. My reason? ...It helped the plot.

This isn't one of my best stories, but I hope you like it anyway. ^_^