This chapter is for FelixTheCatTheFrog — "In Sexy what if Kurt was making REAL sexy faces? (Because let's face it, Kurt is pretty damn sexy when he's not trying.)"
Gaaaaahhh! Favorite one yet! Aha:) I saw it and I was like, "**smirk** Oh, I can DEFINITELY make that work;)"
Hope you enjoy it!
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Kurt and Blaine walked down the hall, buried in the group of Warblers somewhere, to the old abandoned barn (or warehouse, whatever), where they would be performing 'Animal.'
Kurt, Blaine realized, was walking a little more confidently today. His head was held higher, and his heels popped with every step, giving him a bit of bounce. He wore a superior smirk on his face, one eyebrow cocked the slightest bit, giving off the vibe that he was so much better than everyone.
Blaine wondered if this is what Kurt was like before all of the bullying.
"You OK today?" Blaine asked.
Kurt turned to him an raised an eyebrow. "Why do you ask?"
Blaine shrugged. "You're just acting a bit differently today." He paused. "It's not a bad thing, you just seem a lot more confident, is all."
Kurt's smile didn't falter one bit. "Just excited about our number, is all." He said.
Blaine smiled and nodded, turning his gaze forward. "Ah, confident about being sexy?" He teased.
Kurt chuckled a bit. "I would say so." He concluded, glancing over at Blaine and giving him a small smirk that seemed so Kurt.
"Well, are you ready to sing?" Blaine said, and Kurt laughed.
"I'm always ready when it comes to singing."
"Touché." Blaine surrendered.
Once the girls had arrived, Blaine stepped forward.
"I would like to welcome the ladies of our sister school, Crawford Country Day." He said, nodding towards all of the ladies. The Warblers were waiting patiently in the sidelines, listening for their cue to woo the girls. Kurt stood, leaning up against the stairs, listening to Blaine and fighting the urge to roll his eyes as he smirked.
"As you know," he continued, "the Warblers are competing in our show choir's regionals competition next week." He paused and took his hands from his pockets to make some sort of motion at which Kurt had to suppress a giggle; Blaine always talked with his hands. "So, what we're going for here today, ladies, is something a little…a little sexy."
The girls murmured a bit. Most of them had probably rarely heard that word due to the strictness at their school. It was a word that was merely skipped over as if it had no meaning. They giggled like giddy school girls (wait a minute...), and Blaine decided to toy with them a bit.
"But we need your input," He said, smirking a bit. "Are we scream-worthy?" He yelled suddenly, making Kurt raise an eyebrow. "Do we make your knees...turn to jelly?" He sunk to the floor, and Kurt smirked in his direction as the girls bit their bottom lips in shy smiles.
"So, without further ado," he said, coming to a close in his speech, and the Warblers prepared. "Hang on to your bobby socks, girls," he smiled, and Kurt nearly face-palmed. "because we're about to rock your world." He finished.
And with that, he took one step back and slipped into the crowd of boys, who were all smiling eagerly at the girls as they started up the background vocals and ran up either sides of the steps. Kurt only smirked and crossed his arms, almost twirling and he moved between the bars with a small group of the Warblers as he heard Blaine sing.
Here we go again, I kinda want to be more than friends
So take it easy on me, I'm afraid you're never satisfied
Blaine sang, descending the stairs and crossing down in front of whatever mechanism the cluster of bars and platforms was, waiting for Kurt.
Wait, where was Kurt?
As if on cue, Kurt came out from behind the bars.
Strike that. He practically swung.
Here we go again, we're sick like animals, we play pretend
You're just a cannibal and I'm afraid I won't get out alive
Kurt gripped the bars, climbing through them and spinning around them, and when he reached the end, he leaned back against the bars and slid down, his head thrown back in the sexiest way possible.
Wait, what?
No, I won't sleep tonight
They both sang as Kurt moved to Blaine, winking at him platonically.
Oh, oh, I want some more
Oh, oh, what are you waiting for?
Take a bite of my heart tonight
Oh, oh, I want some more
Oh, oh, what are you waiting for?
What are you waiting for?
Say goodbye to my heart tonight
As Blaine watched Kurt dance and sing, his jaw nearly dropped at how sexy he could be, but he ignored it and returned to the routine.
Here we are again, I feel the chemicals kicking in
It's getting heavy and I wanna run and hide
I wanna run and hide
He pushed his way through the Warblers, making claws with his hands, and fought the urge to smirk at how the girls squealed and jumped around.
And then Kurt showed up again.
I do it every time, you're killing me now
Kurt spun around and dropped to his knees, closing his eyes and practically freaking humping the air, and this time, Blaine's jaw did drop and he was pretty sure the girls were going to faint at the sight and Kurt taking off his blazer.
Kurt tossed the blazer over his shoulder and jumped to his feet in one fluid movement, moving to Blaine and flipping around, pressing their backs together.
And I won't be denied by you, the animal inside of you
Blaine was suddenly glad that the Warblers' voices were so loud, because he wasn't able to suppress the loud gasp that escaped his lips when Kurt slid down his back, flattening his hands against each of Blaine's legs until he reached the floor and then slid back up to move away.
Oh, oh, I want some more
Oh, oh, what are you waiting for?
Take a bite of my heart tonight
Oh, oh, I want some more
Oh, oh, what are you waiting for?
What are you waiting for?
Say goodbye to my heart tonight
The music slowed down, and Kurt and Blaine turned to each other, placing a finger over their lips to signal each other to be quiet.
Hush, hush, the world is quiet
Hush, hush, we both can't fight it
It's us that made this mess
Why can't you understand?
Whoa, I won't sleep tonight
Kurt laughed a little as he and Blaine turned on the foam maker, dumping the product on top of the laughing and dancing crowd.
Oh, oh, I want some more
Oh, oh, what are you waiting for?
Take a bite of my heart tonight
Oh, oh, I want some more
Oh, oh, what are you waiting for?
What are you waiting for?
What are you waiting...
Blaine chased Kurt down the stairs, laughing and smiling along with Kurt, who pressed himself back against the bars and smirked flirtatiously before they both ran into the cloud of foam and teenagers, throwing beach balls and chunks of foam at each other.
Here we go again, oh, oh
Here we go again, oh, oh
Here we go again, oh, oh
Say goodbye to my heart tonight
Oh, oh, I want some more
Oh, oh, what are you waiting for?
What are you waiting for?
Say goodbye to my heart tonight...
-.-
"Call us." One of the few girls said for the others as they all handed their numbers to Blaine, who had slicked his hair back as best he could with the wet residue the foam left, a towel thrown over his shoulder.
He cringed a bit, a small apologetic smile on his face. "That's sweet, but — not on your team." He said, and the girls pouted a bit, but nevertheless the girls walked away. He turned to walk to Kurt after they were gone, and his eyebrows shot up at what he saw.
A small group of girls was huddled around Kurt, all giggling and shooting shy looks at the boy, who was leaning up against the bars with his arms crossed over his chest, and he was chuckling at something one of the girls had said, his shoulders shaking with laughs. His hair was combed back, and Blaine guessed that he had tried his best to keep it immaculate after the whole foam party.
He walked up just in time to hear the end of the conversation.
"...no, no...sorry girls — I have a girlfriend." Kurt was apologizing, and Blaine's jaw fell. The girls pouted a little, and Kurt laughed. "Yeah, her name's Santana Lopez; she goes to McKinley High. Sorry, girls. Pleasure to meet you, though." He said with a wink, and the girls blushed and giggled a little before leaving, saying their goodbyes all the way. Kurt smiled after them and shook his head, looking down to pick up his mirror and comb.
"Hey." Blaine greeted, stepping closer.
Kurt looked up and smiled. "Hey, Blaine." He said.
Blaine's brow furrowed as he jerked a thumb at the retreating group of girls. "Did you just tell those girls that Santana's your girlfriend?" He asked.
Kurt waved him off. "Santana'll cover for me. We're each others' back-up boyfriend and girlfriend." He clarified.
"You couldn't've just told them you were gay?"
Kurt raised an eyebrow. "You think that would work? It never did with the girls at McKinley — they just kept tring to change me." He answered.
Blaine nodded slowly, not fully understanding, but he swept it under the carpet for another conversation. "Well, OK, that aside...what was all that dancing back there?" He asked, shoving his hands into his back pockets.
Kurt looked up again, his facial expression falling into one of confusion. "What do you mean? Was I..." He looked down. "I...I didn't think I was that bad." He started, his cheeks tinging a light shade of pink, and suddenly his eyes widened. "Oh my God I totally just made a huge idiot of myself didn't I?" He asked, starting to get up.
Blaine was quick to stop him. "No, no, no...your...your dancing was fine, it...it was actually..." He paused, searching for the right way to put it.
"Sexy?"
Blaine looked up at Kurt, who had one eyebrow raised in question, and nodded. "Yeah...where did that all come from?" He blurted, and he fought the blush that threatened to creep onto his cheeks when Kurt smirked.
"What do you mean?" He asked.
Blaine almost scowled at him — Kurt was deliberately toying with him. "I mean all that." Blaine said it as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. "All that dancing...I've just never seen you perform like that before." He said, looking down.
Kurt smiled and stood up. "That's because I was never required to be sexy here before." He said.
Blaine nodded slowly. "I just wouldn't've expected you of all people to be so sexy." He explained with a shy shrug.
Kurt brow furrowed and he looked up with a confused expression, rolling back and forth on the balls of his feet a bit. "OK so I'm gonna take that as a compliment." He said, and as Blaine let out a breathy laugh, in a moment of bravery Kurt put a hand on Blaine's shoulder, and leaned in to kiss him, ducking his head to nudge Blaine's face up.
Blaine was surprised, but allowed his eyelids to flutter shut and he leaned into Kurt, angling his head to kiss him better.
Kurt pulled away after a minute with a small smack, and smiled. "And I can be sexy, Blaine." He said, just above a whisper, before walking around Blaine and away.
He smirked when he heard Blaine's footsteps running up behind him, and inwardly fist-pumped.
Kurt's plan had worked out better than he had hoped.
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Oh, Kurt, you devious little devil, you. ;)
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