AUTHOR'S NOTE: There's a teeny tiny OUAT spoiler in here about Regina. So if you haven't seen the second half of season two be prepared. (Hi Brandi)

CHAPTER SEVEN: MEETING MINUTES FROM THE VIOLET DAGGER AND OTHER THINGS

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Jadis: Really, Jack? Really? When you offered to type up our meetings I didn't think you were going complement yourself before we've even started.

Queen Regina: It's in his nature, to be self-absorbed and self-gratifying... Would you like an apple Mister Sparrow?

The Wizard: Don't eat the apple! It's poison!

CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: It's CAPTAIN.

Jadis (sighing): Regina, please do not try to poison other members of the Dagger. It makes us seem... ununited.

Darth Lizard: We are missing people.

Jadis: Yes, yes, our New York opritive couldn't make it here today. Neither could Madame Morrible, Crystal Smith, or the Queen of Hearts- Queen Regalia.

Captain Hook: I for one cannot remember the names and extensive power that each of our many members weld. Is there some sort of master list that I could review so as not to offend any of our members and still retain good form?

CAPTAIN Sparrow: Good form! Good form! That's all it is with you! Why not some rum?

Captain Hook: Well, rum is superb, but it is always good to retain good form at all times.

CAPTAIN Sparrow: A jar of dirt is better.

Captain Hook: I- er.. Well I-! I mean-

Queen Regina: BOYS! Could we stay on topic?!

Jadis: Yes, Lizzie-

Darth Lizard: It's DARTH LIZARD.

Jadis: Whatever. DARTH LIZARD, I need you to write up the bios of each of our members.

Darth Lizard: 'Kay. Will do boss.

*Jadis grumbles about being called 'boss'*

Captain Hook: Errm, thank you.

Jadis: Well, how are everyone's assignments going?

The Wizard: Quite well, Madame Morrible and I have made a tropical storm and managed it contain it so once the time is right, all you have to do is open the vial and throw it into the ocean, Your Highness.

Jadis: Very good, and you, Darth Lizard? Have you secured me a ticket onto the curse ship that Carl and Summer Jacobson will be on?

Darth Lizard: Yes, I have. And my side of the bargain? Will it be fulfilled?

Jadis: Of course, soon we will rule all of the worlds; I don't know why you care about making Mr. Jacobson your apprentice once we are done with him. You will not need him to take over your chosen world.

Darth Lizard: But think about it, if he obeys me we will have no problem keeping Summer Jacobson in line.

Jadis: She will be no problem. I have been studying her. …Captain Sparrow? Are you ready for once I have delivered Carl and Summer Jacobson to you?

CAPTAIN Sparrow: Yes, yes. I have my boat, my first mate, a crew and RUM! Lots of RUM!

Jadis: And you Queen Regina? Have you been able to assist our NYC operative in find the objects?

Queen Regina: No, alas not. Neither I nor our operative have managed to track down those ingredients. But we are still searching. They are in the city!

Jadis: Well, make haste in finding these things! We will meet again soon, meeting adjourned.

Bios of The Violet Dagger written up by Darth Lizard (because Jack CANNOT be trusted with this sort of thing)

Darth Lizard: I am 15 years old, from Earth. I am a Dark Lady of the Sith who is searching for an apprentice. (Carl Jacobson may be that apprentice) My powers are in Dark Force, so choking, and lightning, along with normal force things like telekinesis, and mind tricks. My name before becoming a Sith was Lizzie Cartwright.

Captain Killian Hook: Killian's age in unknown, due to living around Neverland where no one ages. His hand was cut off by a crocodile who also killed his girlfriend, so he vows to kill it. (The crocodile.) He doesn't have any magic powers, but he joined us vie Queen Cora and Queen Regina.

Captain Jack Sparrow: He just wants rum. I have no clue why he's here. He also can be blamed for our name because Jack can't spell VIOLENT. He put VIOLET instead.

Chrystal Smith: 16 years old, hailing from earth. She has no magic, but she does have the force. She's my apprentice right now, but as soon as Carl is ours I'll kill her. THERE CAN ONLY BE TWO SITH.

Queen Regina: Also goes by Regina Mills. She is the mayor of some town in Maine and also the "rightful queen of the enchanted forest. Snow White is a lying, murderous, traitor." (Her words, not mine.) She has magic powers and says she was trained by "that cocky little imp." (Whatever that means.) Her mother is Queen Cora of Wonderland. So I guess that makes her Carl's sister.

Queen or Hearts AKA Cora: Cora is Regina's mother. She was also trained in magic by "that cocky little imp" (again, that's Regina talking) and is better at magic than Regina. She is queen of wonderland and likes to take people's hearts out of their chests for fun. She has a ton of them in her vault.

Madame Morrible: Morrible is well verse in dark magic. She is headmistress at Shiz, a college in Oz. But really, she's pulling the Wizard's strings, ruling Oz like a puppet master. She trained Elphaba to be her successor but the silly girl just wanted to be "liked" and to "help the animals." So that didn't work out.

Oscar Zoroaster Diggs: He is the Wizard of Oz. He has no magic and is just a phony being manipulated by Morrible. He is the father of Elphaba.

Gilda Flip: Is our operative in NYC. She has convinced her pawn, Manny Spamboni, to work on the machine to turn back the clock AKA travel through time. He is merely a pawn, but a useful one. Gilda is also looking into the ingredients for our MASTER PLAN.

Jadis/The White Witch/ Ann Lindt:She is our leader. She was the Queen of Narnia until that horrid lion dethroned her. Now she was been researching the MASTER PLAN and pretending to be a dancer at Summer Jacobson's dance studio to get close to her and Carl. She is brilliant.

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Jadis: Are you going to do that every time?

CAPTIAN Jack: Yes. I am.

Regina: Uhg.

CAPTAIN Jack: You seem a bit out of sorts, madame. Some rum perhaps?

Regina: I don't do rum.

Cora: I almost did, in my day.

Regina: EW. MOTHER.

Morrible: Can we get back on track?

CAPTAIN Jack: Right-o. On track. And the track is... Why am I the only man here? Where is that sorry excuse of a pirate, Hook?

Regina: He is off looking for some of our materials. He is doing important things.

Jadis: It has come to my attention that some of the objects we need are in New York City. Like the pen and the pocket watch. I am sending Chrystal, Hook, and Morrible after them once they finish their work kidnapping Summer and Carl.

Regina: Good. Good. I have located the wand. It is in Storybrooke but is unfortunately owned by an associate of mine. *glances at Cora*

Cora: So? Why don't you just get it?

Regina: It's not as easy as that, mother.

Cora: What? Why? Who has it?

Regina: Who do you think?

Cora: Wha- Oh. Well. Leave that to me. I hear his little pet has joined THE LEAGUE and is in New York City presently.

Jadis: This League, will it be a problem?

Cora: It could pose issues. But between Morrible, my darling daughter and I, it can be kept in check.

Jadis: Good. Good.

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Meg: What happened was she was sucked into a worm hole. What was only ten minutes of free falling for JAS was two years for every one else.

JAS: Yes. Basically. (NOT REALLY. SHE'S KIDDING. IT'S A JOKE.)

Daisy: So if Cora is both Regina's mom and Carl's mom, that means Regina is the baby's aunt.

JAS: Yes. About that. I kinda changed some of the characters. In the beginning, Queen Regalia Heart was Carl's mom and Queen Callista was Snow White's step other and there was no relation. But I changed it to Cora and Regina from Once Upon a Time tomake it easier (harder?) to keep track of. So.

Regina: Jedi Annie Scrambler does not own The Electric Company, Star Wars, Narnia, Once upon a Time, RENT, Pirates of the Caribbean, or anything else that she can't remember to make me mention.

Brandi: What's THE LEAGUE?

JAS: IT IS AWESOME.

Taylor: Please review!