2. The Secular Second – not connected with religion or the church
Harry Potter
Harry Potter ... has a burning passion for McGonagall
Harry Potter ... likes his best friend You-Know-Who
Harry Potter ... says just get over me to Ginny Weasley
Harry Potter ... wants a facial
Harry Potter ... is a dangerous, violent criminal
Now you know ... Harry Potter
Minerva McGonagall
Minerva McGonagall ... has a kitten
Minerva McGonagall ... likes firewhiskey
Minerva McGonagall ... says yes to men in general
Minerva McGonagall ... wants to teach Basket Weaving
Minerva McGonagall ... is suffering from short-term memory loss
Now you know ... Minerva McGonagall
Albus Dumbledore
Albus Dumbledore ... has a date with Madam Pomfrey
Albus Dumbledore ... likes to mess with people's minds
Albus Dumbledore ... says NAKED TIME to puppets
Albus Dumbledore ... wants Gandalf to stop stealing his look
Albus Dumbledore ... is a jerk
Now you know ... Albus Dumbledore
Dedalus Diggle
Dedalus Diggle ... has a hat collection
Dedalus Diggle ... likes Vernon Dursley's car
Dedalus Diggle ... says he isn't gay to everyone
Dedalus Diggle ... wants to launch fireworks
Dedalus Diggle ... is totally sane
Now you know ... Dedalus Diggle
Voldemort
Voldemort ... has a fashion range
Voldemort ... likes to donate to homeless shelters
Voldemort ... says Forgive me, Harry to Harry
Voldemort ... wants to shack up with Bellatrix
Voldemort ... is loving and compassionate
Now you know ... Voldemort
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A/N: Comments? Flames? Sandwiches? (Ones without ham, thanks) I'm doing this in order of mention. So if a character appears (that is at least supporting) then that's the order. McGonagall mentioned Diggle in PS Chapter 1. Which is why he's here, not somewhere else. -Katie