3. The Tipsy Third – slightly drunk
Poppy Pomfrey
Poppy Pomfrey ... has no concern for hygiene
Poppy Pomfrey ... likes to watch Muggle soap operas
Poppy Pomfrey ... says fail to everyone in the hospital wing
Poppy Pomfrey ... wants to move to Vegas
Poppy Pomfrey ... is a unqualified to be a nurse
Now you know ... Poppy Pomfrey
Rubeus Hagrid
Rubeus Hagrid ... has a passion for all things small and fluffy
Rubeus Hagrid ... likes to watch the sunset
Rubeus Hagrid ... says that he has gotten over Norberta to Charlie
Rubeus Hagrid ... wants a taco
Rubeus Hagrid ... is such a wimp
Now you know ... Rubeus Hagrid
Sirius Black
Sirius Black ... has no hair
Sirius Black ... likes it that way
Sirius Black ... says that he was never with Moony
Sirius Black ... wants it to be otherwise
Sirius Black ... is contradictive
Now you know ... Sirius Black
Margery Dursley
Margery Dursley ... has 500 000 dogs
Margery Dursley ... likes flying
Margery Dursley ... says that she has a really weak grip
Margery Dursley ... wants one more glass of wine
Margery Dursley ... is neckless
Now you know ... Margery Dursley
Arabella Figg
Arabella Figg ... has a pilot's license
Arabella Figg ... likes to bathe in the blood of virgin sacrifices
Arabella Figg ... says she hooked up with Filch
Arabella Figg ... wants to lose her dead end job
Arabella Figg ... is society's reject
Now you know ... Arabella Figg
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A/N: 'Sup? What do you think? I like doing this, it makes me imagine what someone who's only read the first book would think. They'd be all, what the heck is she on about? And we'd be laughing our butts off. -Katie