"Last time, on Total Drama Newbies… Teams had to face their individual fears! Awesome! In the end, it was the Pickled Eggs who won, again, and the Jumbo Shrimp were sent to elimination…again. It was Kat who walked the Dock of Shame and boarded the Boat of Losers. Will Ash possibly get her revenge for her teammates voting for her somehow? Will everyone survive this challenge? Can my hair get any more awesome? Find out here, on an all-new Total Drama Newbies!"
It was daybreak, and the girls were all asleep. But one girl was moving, about to get up. She stood up. Ash grabbed a towel and her other shower things and headed to the showers. Just as she left the cabin, the wake-up bell rang, waking up the campers.
"Ugh, there's a reason I take my shower before the wake-up bell!" Ash shouted, then ran to the showers.
"Campers, your challenge today is a race. It involves your entire team. You must race with your team. There is a checkpoint every 50 feet on the race track. The first full team at each checkpoint must complete a word or number puzzle. The team that finishes first, and correctly, gets a special reward! I have a map of the race course," Chris said, pulling out a map and attaching it to an easel.
"Here is where you are now. You will go to the right until you reach the shore. There is your first checkpoint. You all might want to get in your board shorts. You may have to swim! You will then continue to Boney Island. That is your second checkpoint. You will then have to come back across the lake and go through the woods. At the second checkpoint, you will get a map, irregardless. You will then exit the woods to your third checkpoint. You will then have to pick a key card lock to get in to the finish line, which is inside the Arts and Crafts center. So, go!" Chris said. All of the contestants started running with their teams. The Jumbo Shrimp got there first.
"Here is your puzzle," Chef said, handing a card to Adelaide.
"Okay, seven letter word, the clue is 'voted out first in first season.' Ezekiel," Adelaide said.
"That's correct. Your reward for this checkpoint is a canoe big enough to fit your entire team!" Chef said. The Jumbo Shrimp all got in their canoe, and a few paddled towards Boney Island. Just then, the Pickled Eggs got to the checkpoint.
"Sorry, the other team got the reward. You have to swim across the lake to Boney Island," Chef said.
"Really? We have to be faster!" Waverly said.
"If we swim in a 'V' formation, like geese, we'll be faster," Kate said.
"Great idea!" Waverly said. Nobody seemed to object, so the team tried that. That's when the song bell rang. The teams were next to each other.
"Seriously?" Ash asked.
"This time, I want a parody of 'Before We Die' from last season!" Chris shouted through a megaphone from the shore.
"You want to die, don't you, McLean?" Kelvin shouted.
Waverly: We're singing as we're swimming
Ash: Well, some are really missing…
Tristan (Oscar): …out on a mystery amount of money!
Richard and Dalton: We might be a-drowning!
Greggory and Maddie: And yes, we are a-frowning!
Everyone: Because there's tons we wanna do before we die!
Adelaide: Billionairess!
Richard: Get my money back!
Marion: Become a rockin' jazz musician!
Kate: Fall in love!
Thunder: Start a rock band!
Ruby: Be an actress in a drama!
Maddie: Beatles' concert!
Greggory: learn to dance!
Neveah: Jump off every safe waterfall!
Ash: Win a million!
Kelvin: NO SINGING!
Tonia: Get a boyfriend finally!
But first we must cease drowning, our goal here would be swimming!
Maddie: Before we smash into the bottom of the lake!
Greggory: Water in our lungs!
Maddie: Water on our tongues!
Kate: That would really suck and here's why:
Waverly: We'd like to keep on living!
Dalton: So Chris, We hope you're giving:
Richard: Canoe!
Penelope: A jetpack!
Kaila: A hoverboard!
Megumi: Bow and arrow!
Waverly: Flotation ring!
Hikaru: A trampoline!
Oscar: Waterbed!
Dalton: Speedboat!
Ebony: Springy shoes!
Ruby: Springy shoes!
Ebony: Well, you know what?
Maddie: Kayak!
Tristan (Oscar): All of these things will do!
Everyone: Cause there's still so much to do before we die! Yeah, we said it! There's still so much to do, there's
still so much to do, there's still so much to do before we die! Yeah!
Tristan (Oscar): Yeah!
"That's good! Continue with the race!" Chris said. The Pickled Eggs began swimming, and the Jumbo Shrimp began rowing. The teams got to the checkpoint at the same time.
"Okay, since you're both here, you both get the puzzle. First team to finish the puzzle gets the reward," Chris said, handing cards to the teams.
"Sudoku? Really?" Ash said.
It took a few minutes, but the Jumbo Shrimp finished first.
"Jumbo Shrimp, you get a pocket full of tranq balls and a slingshot! That's about twenty tranq balls," Chris said.
"Ha! You don't know how many windows I've broken with one of these!" Thunder said. Ruby snatched them away.
"Ugh! We're gonna lose!" Tonia said.
"Sling the tranq balls with enough velocity, and they burst on contact, numbing the area and releasing a hearty dose of sleepy-time goodness. Watch as this intern demonstrates!" Chris said, slinging a tranq ball from his pocket. It hit an intern that was eating a sandwich. He fell down.
"Okay, go!" Chris said. Both teams ran, Jumbo Shrimp putting their canoe in the water. The teams got across, and it was neck-and neck. It was the Pickled Eggs that got to the shore first, followed by the Jumbo Shrimp. Everyone ran through the woods.
"What would we need tranq balls for?" Kaila asked. The rest of the team stopped, but Kaila and Hikaru kept going. They noticed, and turned around. They stopped when they saw a bear next to their team.
"Who has the tranq balls?" Ash asked.
"I do!" Ruby said.
"Shoot it!" Ash said. Ruby loaded the slingshot and shot at the bear. She missed.
"Give me that!" Ash said, snatching the tranq balls and slingshot. She loaded the slingshot and shot the bear. She hit the bear, and it passed out.
"What'd we hit with the first one?" Kaila asked.
Meanwhile, a tranq ball hit Oscar.
"Where'd that come from?" Maddie asked.
"He's out cold," Waverly said.
"We'll have to carry him!" Neveah said.
"Who is strong enough to carry him?" Tonia said.
"I got this," Dalton said, picking Oscar and his puppet up.
"Good, now let's go!" Tonia said. The Pickled Eggs kept running. That is, until they saw a bear.
"Into the trees! Hurry!" Maddie said. Her team climbed into the tree.
"How are we to finish the race?" Neveah asked.
"I don't know!" Maddie said.
"It was your idea to climb the trees!" Marion said.
"Whatever!" Maddie said, putting her earphones in. You could clearly hear her Beatles' music.
"Turn that down!" Waverly shouted, throwing a small branch at Maddie. She didn't seem to notice.
"Throw a twig at the bear! It'll go away!" Kate said. Waverly did, and hit the bear. It roared and left. The team climbed out of the tree. They continued on the race.
Meanwhile, the Jumbo Shrimp got to the third and final checkpoint.
"Here's your puzzle," Chef said, handing a card to Ash.
"Voted off unfairly first season. Eight letter word. Whose name is eight letters long?" Ash asked. It took a minute, but Ruby had it.
"Courtney!" Ruby said.
"Congratulations, you win a key card!" Chef said.
"Wow! This is our ticket to winning the challenge!" Adelaide said.
"Let's go already!" Ash said. The team ran to the door.
The Pickled Eggs got to the third checkpoint.
"Sorry, the other team won the reward," Chef said.
"NO!" Waverly said. The team ran to the door. It was open, and the Jumbo Shrimp were on the other side.
"Congratulations to the Jumbo Shrimp for winning! Pickled Eggs, you're facing elimination for the first time!" Chris said.
Later, in the boys' cabin, the Pickled Eggs were gathered.
"I think we should vote off Maddie. She said to go into the trees, thus costing us the challenge," Tonia said.
"I said I was sorry!" Maddie defended.
"Hey, ease up on her," Oscar said.
"Dude, you were out cold for almost half of the challenge," Kelvin said.
"I know. That wasn't my fault," Oscar said.
"Well, I know who I'm voting out," Tonia said, leaving for the girls' cabin.
Confession Can:
Tonia: Yes, I'm voting for Maddie.
Richard: Oscar.
Kate: I-I don't know! I guess Tonia.
Maddie: Tonia probably voted for me! I vote for her!
Dalton: Maddie was the one to suggest something that ended up costing us the challenge. I vote Maddie.
Neveah: Tonia.
Ebony: … Oscar.
Waverly: I vote for Oscar. Dude is starting to annoy me with that dang puppet of his.
Kelvin: Oscar.
Oscar: Who shot me with the tranq ball? Either way, I go for Tonia.
Marion: Oscar is getting annoying. That dang puppet must be sent home, along with the guy operating it.
"I have ten bags of peanuts! Whoever does not get one must walk the Dock of Shame and board the Boat of Losers," Chris said.
"Richard, Kate, Dalton, Neveah, Ebony, Waverly, Kelvin, Marion," Chris said, throwing a bag to each person.
"Maddie, Oscar, and Tonia, you three racked up all of the votes. The next bag goes to…" Chris said, holding the suspense.
"Maddie!" Chris said, throwing a bag to Maddie.
"One bag left. Two campers without a bag. The final bag of peanuts tonight goes to…" Chris held the suspense.
"Tonia!" Chris said. Oscar watched the bag fly into Tonia's hands.
"Really? I should have known!" Tristan said.
"Dude, you and that puppet have got to stop!" Ebony said. Oscar, and Tristan, walked down the Dock of Shame, and the Boat of Losers pulled up.
"Who will be eliminated next week? How will I torture our contestants next week? Find o0ut, next week, on Total Drama Newbies!"