"Last time, on Total Drama Newbies… The Amazing Race! We played a pretty good game of what I like to call, 'Say What?' In the end, the Jumbo Shrimp took victory, ending their pathetic losing streak, and sending the Pickled Eggs to elimination for the first time! It was Oscar who was left without a bag of peanuts, and had to take his puppet and walk the Dock of Shame. Who will flop? Who will drop? And who'll get the big bop? Find out now, on Total Drama Newbies!"
"No," a boy said as the shot showed the mess hall.
"Tell me!" a girl said. The shot showed inside the mess hall, and showed Ash and Dalton at each other's throats. They had their hands clutching the other's neck.
"I'm not telling," Dalton said.
"I want to know what you said about me!" Ash said.
"Like I said, I'm not telling!" Dalton said.
"TELL ME!" Ash said, trying to push at Dalton, but failed due to the latter's strength.
Confession Can
Dalton: Man, that girl creases me!
Ash: Wow. He's stronger than me! I think I may be… Ah! Focus! *slaps herself*
Dalton: I'm not kidding. She really creases me. But there's something about her… Ah! Focus! *slaps himself*
Maddie: *laughing* Man, those two are going at it. I think they like each other.
"Guys, guys, you should stop now," Waverly said. Dalton let go of Ash, leaving her to be able to try to push him down, but she failed…again.
"Whatever. I'm getting out of here!" Ash said, leaving. She went back to the cabins, and emerged later in her swim gear. She walked to the lake and dived off of the dock into the water.
"HEY! EARTH TO DALTON!" Waverly shouted to Dalton, who was watching out the window of the mess hall in a slight stupor. He heard Waverly shout, and turned around.
"Dalton to Earth, I'm fine," Dalton said.
"Thank you. Now, we need to figure out what our strategy is for the next challenge," Waverly said.
"We don't even know what the next challenge is!" Marion said.
"I know that," Waverly said.
"Campers, make your way to the Dock of Shame to receive your challenge!" Chris said over the loudspeaker. Everyone made their way to the Dock of Shame.
"Your challenge is to survive Chef's Brutal Boot Camp. Take it away, Chef!" Chris said.
"Your first challenge is to hold a canoe over your heads until one person quits. I don't care who that person is, but Pickled Eggs, you might be lucky that that scrawny ventriloquist kid is gone. If I catch you with your hands off of the canoe, you are eliminated," Chef said.
"Also, you will address me as Master Chief Hatchet. Do I make myself clear?" Chef asked, directing his question towards Thunder.
"Yeah, whatever," Thunder said.
"What was that? I didn't hear you!" Chef said.
"Sir, yes sir!" Thunder said.
"That's what I thought!" Chef shouted. The teams got in a line, and canoes of their teams' colors were held over the teams' heads. The Jumbo Shrimp's color was red, and the Pickled Eggs' color was green.
A few hours later, it was sunset.
"Looks like they missed lunch," Chris said.
"I guess they just weren't hungry!" Chef said. Kaila took one hand off of the canoe.
"Kaila, no!" Hikaru whispered under his breath to Kaila. She put her hand back on the canoe.
"Guys, I can't do this anymore!" Neveah said, taking her hands off of the canoe.
"Looks like we've got ourselves a quitter!" Chef said. The Jumbo Shrimp threw their canoe off to the side. The Pickled Eggs ended up letting their canoe fall on top of the team.
"Head to the mess hall. Dinner is served," Chef said.
In the mess hall, Chef had a pot of food.
"Due to lawsuits from Gwen, Duncan, and Courtney, we are now required to cook actual food except for challenges, and are never allowed to serve garbage for any meal. So, here's your food. Sloppy Joes!" Chef said. The contestants lined up to get their meals. The song bell rang as the last one sat down.
"We're in the mess hall!" Kelvin protested.
"It's still the episode!" Chris said.
Ash: Can we pretend that airplanes
In the night sky
Are like shooting stars
I could really use a wish right now (wish right now, wish right now)
Waverly: Can we pretend that airplanes
In the night sky
Are like shooting stars
I could really use a wish right now (wish right now, wish right now)
Dalton: I could use a dream or a genie or a wish
To go back to a place much simpler than this
Cause after all the partyin' and smashin' and crashin
And all the glitz and the glam and the fashion
And all the pandemonium and all the madness
There comes a time where you fade to the blackness
Richard: And when you're staring at that phone in your lap
And you hoping but them people never call you back
But that's just how the story unfolds
You get another hand soon after you fold
And when your plans unravel
And they sayin' 'what would you wish for?'
Kelvin: If you had one chance
So airplane airplane sorry I'm late
I'm on my way so don't close that gate
If I don't make that then I'll switch my flight
And I'll be right back at it by the end of the night
Kaila: Can we pretend that airplanes
In the night sky
Are like shooting stars
I could really use a wish right now (wish right now, wish right now)
Adelaide: Can we pretend that airplanes
In the night sky
Are like shooting stars
I could really use a wish right now (wish right now, wish right now)
Greggory: Somebody take me back to the days
Before this was a job, before I got paid
Before it ever mattered what I had in my bank
Yeah back when I was tryin' to get into the subway
And back when I was rappin' for the hell of it
But now a days we rappin' to stay relevant
I'm guessin that if we can make some wishes outta airplanes
Then maybe yo maybe I'll go back to the days
Hikaru: Before the politics that we call the rap game
And back when ain't nobody listened to my mix tape
And back before I tried to cover up my slang
But this is for the Cada, what's up Bobby Ray
So can I get a wish to end the politics
And get back to the music that started this (censored)
So here I stand and then again I say
I'm hopin' we can make some wishes outta airplanes
Pickled Eggs (Girls): Can we pretend that airplanes
In the night sky
Are like shooting stars
I could really use a wish right now (wish right now, wish right now)
Jumbo Shrimp (Girls): Can we pretend that airplanes
In the night sky
Are like shooting stars
I could really use a wish right now (wish right now, wish right now)
"Kelvin? I thought you hated singing," Thunder said.
"Rapping is not singing, it's speaking a poem to a flow," Kelvin said.
"But it counts as singing on this show," Chris said.
"Right," Kelvin said. The contestants went back to eating their dinner.
"Clear your tables, maggots! Your next challenge is to write a 300 word essay on how much you love me," Chef said. He passed out notebook paper and pencils.
"If you fall asleep, you're out!" Chef said.
Three hours passed. Chef went around and took up the papers. There was one that caught his attention.
"'I love Master Chief Hatchet because he is very very very very very very very very very…' This is just one sentence with a whole lot of 'verys' in it!" Chef said.
"It's three hundred words exactly. You can count them if you want," Thunder said.
"Don't give me smart talk!" Chef shouted. He caught Ash and Thunder asleep.
"Now go to bed! We have training in the morning!" Chef shouted at the campers. They all went to bed.
"Hey, Hothead!" Thunder shouted to Kelvin.
"What, Delinquent?" Kelvin said back.
"Wanna go steal some food from Chef's fridge?" Thunder asked.
"Why?" Kelvin asked.
"We've been eating Chef's lousy cooking the whole time," Thunder said.
"Sure, why not? The only problem is, I don't know how to really sneak in anywhere," Kelvin said.
"Don't worry, I'll teach you," Thunder said.
Later, they were seen by the Craft Services Tent. This is where Chef kept his good food.
"The bushes," Thunder whispered to Kelvin. The two hid in the bushes. The two snuck up to the back door. They snuck out of the bush and into the kitchen. Luckily for them, Chef was not in the kitchen. Thunder pulled a bag out of her pocket and unfolded it. She and Kelvin started putting food items inside the bag from the fridge.
"A jumbo shrimp and a pickled egg, to symbolize the teams," Kelvin said, putting some jumbo shrimp and a jar of pickled eggs into the refrigerator to replace the items that were taken. Thunder and Kelvin snuck out of the tent and ran back to the cabins.
"Whoo, Thunder! Way to go!" Ash said when Thunder and Kelvin got back. The boys had joined the girls.
It had been an hour or so, and Thunder had eaten one too many brownies.
"Oh, oh God!" Thunder said, running outside. She leaned over the side of the porch and puked.
"So, she does get sick," Kelvin said, walking outside.
"Ugh, that was so gross," Thunder said.
"You know, I know you want to kiss me. Just admit it," Kelvin said.
"Ha! As if!" Thunder said.
"Your mouth says 'as if,' but your eyes say 'you're right,'" Kelvin said.
"Ha!" Thunder said. The silence was held. Thunder turned towards Kelvin and kissed him on the cheek.
"Don't expect any more!" Thunder said, storming inside.
The next morning, Chef had the campers that were still in the game hanging off of a tree upside down.
"What you are experiencing is an ancient form of torture. By now, the blood has begun rushing to your head. You start to feel woozy," Chef said. Kelvin was the first to fall off.
Ten minutes later, all of the girls on both teams had fallen off.
"Weaklings!" Chef said.
Two minutes later, Richard and Hikaru had fallen off. It was Dalton versus Greggory. Dalton took his hands off of the branch, resulting in him falling.
"The Jumbo Shrimp win…again! Pickled Eggs, I'll see you at elimination…again," Chris said.
Confession Can
Richard: I vote for Dalton. Dude lost the challenge for us.
Dalton: Kelvin.
Kelvin: I vote for Dalton.
Kate: I have to vote for Kelvin. What a hothead.
Maddie: I don't want the Dalton/Ash love fest gone, but the Thunder/Kelvin? I vote for Kelvin.
Neveah: Dalton.
Tonia: Kelvin.
Ebony: Dalton.
Waverly: I have to vote for Dalton.
Marion: I vote Kelvin.
"Pickled Eggs, you have voted for your loser. But, it was a tie! I have nine bags of peanuts here," Chris said.
"Richard, Kate, Maddie, Neveah, Tonia, Ebony, Waverly, Marion," Chris said, throwing bags of peanuts to each person as their names were called.
"The tie was between Kelvin and Dalton. I am going to pick a name out of this hat. Whoever's name I pick must tell me who they voted for. That will be our tiebreaker," Chris said. He pulled a piece of paper from the hat.
"Tonia!" Chris said.
"I vote for Kelvin!" Tonia said.
"Kelvin, it's time to go!" Chris said.
"What? That's totally unfair!" Kelvin shouted. Chef had to grab him from the group and throw him in the boat.
"I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!" Kelvin shouted as the boat left.
"Who will take the Boat of Losers off of this island? How will I mess with the contestants this time? Find out next time, on Total Drama Newbies!"