4. The Fastidious Forth – very fussy about details

Piers Polkiss

Piers Polkiss ... has an eating disorder

Piers Polkiss ... likes to bake

Piers Polkiss ... says he's not Dudley's minion to his other bosses

Piers Polkiss ... wants to do a cover of Justin Bieber

Piers Polkiss ... is a major wannabe

Now you know ... Piers Polkiss

Brazilian Boa Constrictor

Brazilian Boa Constrictor ... has bitten someone

Brazilian Boa Constrictor ... likes to talk to Harry

Brazilian Boa Constrictor ... says he's really bored of being a stowaway

Brazilian Boa Constrictor ... wants a snack

Brazilian Boa Constrictor ... is really bored

Now you know ... Brazilian Boa Constrictor

Cornelius Fudge

Cornelius Fudge ... has never made a bad decision

Cornelius Fudge ... likes to sit in his leather, spinney chair

Cornelius Fudge ... says he knows what he's doing

Cornelius Fudge ... wants everyone to do what he says

Cornelius Fudge ... is good at his job

Now you know ... Cornelius Fudge

Tom

Tom ... has recently done renovations on the Leaky Cauldron

Tom ... likes to make sure the glasses are well-cleaned

Tom ... says that that he likes his name

Tom ... wants a lollipop

Tom ... is a man of class and distinction

Now you know ... Tom

Quirinus Quirrell

Quirinus Quirrell ... has to work on his evil laugh

Quirinus Quirrell ... likes to make daisy chains

Quirinus Quirrell ... says he likes the close relationship with his boss

Quirinus Quirrell ... wants to go to culinary school

Quirinus Quirrell ... is not scared, at all

Now you know ... Quirinus Quirrell

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A/N: (See last chapter) You're reading this. You must either be (a)delusional, (b)bored, (c)tasteless, (d)all of the above, or (e)some of the above. Whichever, you are awesome for reading this. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Not even me. -Katie