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we last left Dr. Doofenshmirtz and Perry . . . lol jk no seriously back to the story Mr. Narrator.
Dr. Doof's eyes narrowed in confusion as he rubbed his thumb gently along the hard plastic material that seemed to be wrapped around Perry the Platypus's neck. Perry sighed softly as he kept leaning in to his nemesis, oblivious to Dr. Doof's confusing thoughts.
"Perry the Platypus?" Dr. Doof asked, finally voicing his thoughts, his eyebrows furrowed over in a cloud of misunderstanding. "Do you have something around your neck?" At the last word he felt Perry stiffen underneath his large hand and the small creature instantly moved away from him, his eyes hard and defensive. Dr. Doof widened his eyes as he stared down at the platypus, who now obviously was trying to avoid his eyes. Highly suspicious indeed.
"Perry the Platypus?" Doof asked, lowering his voice to a softer, gentler level. "Are you . . . a pet?"
Perry's reaction was immediate.
His dark eyes flashed as he whipped his paw forward, curled in to a fist and meeting the left side of the evil scientist's face. Dr. Doof fell down on to the couch, rubbing it sorely, moaning quietly to himself. Ugh it really hurt this time. Usually he didn't put that much force in to it. "Hey what was that for-?" But he stopped, seeing that Perry had already left without a trace.
In fact Perry the Platypus had jumped out the window and used his hang glider to sail over the buildings. He forgot his jet pack down wherever he had left it and just flew with the glider, using updrafts of wind and air currents to fly him over the city and soon to the countryside where he found a river.
The platypus landed, not worried about having to get back home on time. That didn't matter right now. He just, he needed some time to himself.
Perry found himself in a forest by a river where he spotted a beaver dam close by. Some beavers were here and there helping to improve the dam, and Perry waved distantly at his far distant relatives. Beavers were supposed to be far away relatives of the platypus right?
A few waved back and he smiled to himself as he placed his hat down and walked over on his two back legs, offering to help them. They accepted eagerly, able to tell that this newcomer would be a great addition to help improve the dam. They noticed how strong he was when they had watched him approach earlier.
In fact Perry helped with the dam more than five of the beavers could. He felt confused and angry right now, and when that happened. He needed to work. Work was all he had ever known, and physical exertion was mandatory for his recover of his normal emotions.
How had Doof been able to put together that he was a pet? He could be such an idiot sometimes, which worked in Perry's favor, but, of all times for him to be smart it had to be now where he could almost guess Perry's identity. Perry didn't even want to start thinking about the consequences that would go down if that happened. He could lose his job, his life, his home, everything he knew that had made home, home.
But worst of all, it could put the boys in danger.
And Perry refused to let that happen. It couldn't happen. It would never happen, not after all the danger he had put them in when they went to the other dimension. They all could have died that day, and they almost had. Not only that but Perry would have become Platiborg and he couldn't imagine any fate worse than that when he thought about it.
Soon it was dusk and exhaustion flew in upon Perry. He sat down on the grass and allowed himself to breathe as he looked over the improved dam. It was a little more organized now and it wasn't too complicated or too simple. It was just a beaver dam.
Perry took his leave from the beavers, climbing up a tree with the glider, waiting to get that good updraft. When he did he took off effortlessly and climbed high in to the sky, higher than any building below him. While he was up, he heard his watch beep and looked down, turning it on so the screen showed Major Monogram again. "Hello Agent P. There's an emergency. Come to headquarters as fast as you can. Quickly."
The blue platypus nodded and he instantly began his descent to get to the place where his closest secret entrance was. He landed a little awkwardly in the city park and hid behind a bush, placing the glider as far in to the bush as it could get to keep it from getting found by some random person then he lifted a large rock nearby and jumped in to it, sliding and turning, weaving and jerking around until he finally got in to secret headquarters, landing right on the red seat. Major Monogram started instantly. "Oh. Hello Agent P. We just got a call from- where's your hat?"
Dang it, Perry thought as he lifted his hands to touch his head as if making sure that it wasn't there as the Major said. That's what I had forgotten. Ugh now I'll have to go back and get it."
"Oh uh, don't worry about the hat. We'll get you another one. For now just use the spare. But you don't need it right now. First I'd like to ask you how your previous mission went."
Perry shrugged innocently. It was okay, he thought to himself.
"I'll assume you wrapped it up quickly?" Perry nodded. "Good Agent P. Well, listen, we just got a call from Doofenshmirtz. He sounds pretty angry. He said you two got in a fight?"
Perry shrugs nonchalantly. They're enemies. Isn't that what they're supposed to do? But what Major Monogram said next made him freeze and caused his eyes to grow huge. "He's saying that he wants a new nemesis."
Flashes of anger instantly ignited in Perry. No. No no no no. He had done everything to make sure that Doofenshmirtz stayed his nemesis. He'd gone through too much to make sure he didn't get demoted or promoted to a better spot. He was not going to let this happen. He wasn't going to let another Peter the Panda come in to his life and ruin what he had so carefully set up. Just the thought of that stupid panda from Seattle made Perry grit his teeth and clench one fist in anger.
"But then I told him you were supposed to fight and he's having a fit right now. He says he wants to have a fight with you. So you better get down and fight him Agent P. So, Doofenshmirtz is up to something, go stop him. Good luck Agent P."
Perry hesitated before saluting his superior and taking off in the hovercraft shaped conveniently as a platypus. As he went out he grabbed his spare hat that fell down on a hook for him to grab. He reminded himself that he had to remember to grab the jet pack on his way back after he had this little battle with Doof. And he had to make this quick. He glanced at his watch as he flew through the air. He had to be back before Phineas and Ferb got too worried. He remembered the last time he had left. He had only been gone for less than a day and they had made a whole musical number just for him. Why was his life such a drama?
It took less than five more minutes for him to jump in to DEI and push open the little window that sent him falling down in to the depths of the lab. Dr. Doofenshmirtz turned, "Ah Perry the Platypus how unexpected. And by unexpected I mean completely expected!" he finished, fuming. He pressed a button dramatically and the ground below Agent P's feet swished away and he fell down in to water. He managed to gasp for air before the top of the tank closed up and the aquarium he was in rose up to Dr. Doof's level as he faced Perry the Platypus, grinning evilly. "Haha!" he said happily, pointing at his nemesis gleefully. "Look at you Perry the Platypus you are stuck in a snowglobe! Haha!"
Perry's eyes were wide as he took little time to glance around the tank. Yes. It was a huge snowglobe. He recalled seeing it before when he had captured Dr. Doof before he could use it on him. But his nemesis was using it now. Perry looked left and right, searching for access to air or a way to escape. There were no air bubbles and the way he had come in was completely sealed up. There had to be something. Anything. A self destruct button, a secret door, anything! He looked to the Doc desperately, eyes wide in terror.
"See since you're a semi-aquatic animal I have no need to worry about you needing any air Perry the Platypus. You have gills. See if you were a dog or a cat I wouldn't be able to use this. But now I can!"
Perry was filled with an instant rage at his dimwittedness. No you idiot I don't have gills! I need air! Fresh clean air!
"HAHA I can tell you are completely amazed at my evil genius are you not Perry the Platypus? How does it feel to be completely bamboozled by me?"
You idiot! Perry wanted to scream. His new hat floated above his head precariously and he glared at his nemesis. He had to find a way out and fast. He only had about a minute left. He could already feel his lungs starting to moan for air. A platypus can normally last about one or two minutes underwater without air unless they lay very still and they could last eight to ten. But he had to try to communicate with Doof and tell him that he needed to get out of this.
"It's ingenious don't you think? I must say I'm pretty proud of myself. And see since you're underwater there's hardly any gravity and you can't use your strength to break the glass. Smart isn't it?"
Yeah if you actually want to KILL ME! Perry pounded his fist against the glass feebly and glared venomously at Doof. Dr. Doof couldn't have looked any more pleased with himself. "Your efforts are futile Perry the Platypus. There is nothing you can do to escape from the snow globe, of DEAAATTTHHH!" He threw up his arms for exclamation and Perry chattered at him, putting on his normal platypus face. He knew that Doof didn't really mean snow globe of death whereas he would die, but he thought it sounded cool.
"Of course you're not really going to die Perry the Platypus. The Snow Globe of Death just sounds cool don't you think?"
Perry pounded his small fist against the glass again.
"Ahaha Perry the Platypus that isn't going to work. See I can see your hat right there. You're not a normal platypus, see?"
Of all times for him to actually notice . . . Perry started swimming in small circles around the snow globe, searching for any means of escape. When he felt like his lungs were beginning to collapse he swam back to Doof, placing both paws on the glass, pressing his face up to it, chattering at Doof quickly as he babbled on about something that Perry wasn't really interested in this moment. But from what it looked like it was as if he was pouring out his heart to the little platypus.
Get me out of here Doofenshmirtz! He wanted to scream at him, but all that came from his beak were little chatters and growls.
Doof finally took notice of Perry. "Perry the Platypus what is it? Can't it wait for me to finish?"
Perry felt like something was caught in his throat as his lungs screamed for air. His mouth opened and water gushed in. He scrabbled his claws against the glass, bubbles coming out as he let out high platypus screams at Doof before his eyes closed and he instantly fell to unconsciousness, his body beginning to lie still in the suddenly peaceful water.