The reconstruction of the fourth wall has been complete for five hours, and already someone writes on it? AAAAHHH! STOP WRITING ON IT!
"Last time, on Total Drama Newbies… The tension between Ash and Dalton increased a little when I made them sing a love duet! Tonia burned the Eggs' only way back home, costing them the challenge and getting her butt kicked out. Who will walk the dock of shame tonight? Find out now, on Total Drama Newbies!"
Marion sat on her top bunk admiring something in her hands. It was a little tiki idol from Boney Island that strongly resembled the one Beth took. She placed it next to her and pulled out her tarot cards. She jumped down from her bed and walked outside and saw one of her fellow teammates, Dalton.
"Hey, Dalton, do you want a tarot card reading?" Marion said.
"Sure, why not?" Dalton said. They went to a picnic table and Marion started the reading.
A minute or so later, Ash burst into the girls' cabin and started brushing her hair.
Ruby was in the woods, swinging from branch to branch. She wore gloves so the trees wouldn't cut up her hands. She jumped on a vine and swung from it.
"Oh, kids! Time for your challenge! Get in your board shorts and meet me at the top of the cliff!" Chris said over the intercom.
A few minutes later, everyone was at the top of the cliff.
"Yeah, here's your challenge. Down there, you will see two rings. The big ring is full of sharks, and the smaller ring is hopefully shark-free. You're jumping down, and if you don't, you have to wear the dreaded chicken hat!" Chris said.
"Eggs, you're up!" Chris said. Richard stepped up to the cliff and jumped.
"I'm gonna die!" he shouted as he fell. He landed in the safe zone. The camera then showed Waverly and Maddie falling in that order.
"Oh, boy, this is insane…" Dalton said before jumping.
Everyone on the Eggs had jumped after a few minutes. Well, everyone except for Marion and Ebony. Ebony launched herself off the cliff and landed in the safe zone.
"I refuse to jump! I could drown!" Marion said.
"Okay, Chicken," Chris said, placing a chicken hat on Marion's head. She took the escalator.
"Okay, Shrimpies!" Chris said.
"I guess I'm going first," Ash said before jumping.
"AAAAAHHH!" She screamed on her way down.
Hikaru and Kaila went down together. Everyone jumped, eventually.
"Okay, Eggs, here are your crates! Or, should I say, cartons!" Chris said, making fun of the Eggs' team name. There were 7 crates, one for each person that jumped. The Jumbo Shrimp had eight crates, one for each person that had jumped. The Jumbo Shrimp each crabbed a crate to haul and did so. They were given wheelbarrows for beating the Eggs. Waverly took a tranq ball from the pocket they had gotten in the last episode and loaded one in the slingshot, taking aim at Ash. She reared back and released the tranq ball, hitting Ash right in the back, knocking her out.
"Ash! Waverly, what the hell?" Dalton said, running over to the Shrimp to pick up Ash.
"Why are you helping the other team?" Waverly asked.
"Why are you shooting the other team?" Dalton said.
"Because I want to shoot the other team!" Waverly said. Dalton would have facepalmed, but his hands were full. He carried Ash back to camp.
The Eggs got to camp first, but the Shrimp got to work faster. Both teams had to work with seven members, though. Ash and Dalton were on the steps of the girls' cabin. Ash was still out from the tranq ball, and Dalton was sitting next to her. She opened her eyes to see Dalton sitting next to her.
"What the hell are you helping me for?" Ash asked.
"One of my teammates shot you, I figured I might as well help with the aftermath," Dalton said.
"Well…Thank you," Ash said.
"No problem," Dalton said.
Confession Can
Ash: Dalton can be kinda sweet. I mean, he helped me when one of his teammates shot me with a tranq ball. It still hurts, though…
Dalton: I wonder who Ash's crush is on this island. I want to ask her team. Maybe they'll know…
Waverly: I only shot Ash so Dalton could get a chance to be Ash's knight in shining armor. Oh, yeah, The New E-Scope is offering up free spoilers! If you want a small spoiler on your character, just PM The New E-Scope. That is all. Oh, and don't forget to review for the next Aftermath special! If you want the challenge to be a re-do of the Say What? Challenge, review with A! If you want a re-do of No Pain, No Game, review with B! If you want a re-do of the Total Drama Trivia Time, review with C! For the prizes, to vote for the motorbike, review with D! For the second chance at the mystery money and a bucket of sidewalk chalk, review with E! And for the video game, review with F! See how I broke The New E-Scope's new fourth wall? She's gonna kill me for it.
The New E-Scope: Yes, Waverly, I am mad at you for breaking my new fourth wall, and hopefully when I repair it, nobody will write on it! STOP WRITING ON MY WALL! And What Waverly says is true. I am offering free spoiler bits! And I'm also a registered beta reader!
The Shrimp were showing impressive teamwork, while the Eggs fought and failed about three times. Ash smiled evilly at Dalton, who facepalmed at his team. Then, the song bell rang.
"Hey, kids, it's song time! And since The New E-Scope has declared that it is Douchebag Awareness Week, you must sing a song about how bad douchebags are! And I want a parody of Stuck to a Pole from last season, with special guest, Bridgette!" Chris said.
"Hi, everybody!" Bridgette said as she walked from behind a cabin.
"OMG, Bridgette! I love you!" Maddie said.
"Thank you. I'm here to help you with your musical number today! I'm going to sing with you," Bridgette said.
Penelope: The strings of my heart are a tangled mess!
Girls: Oooh, mess!
Ash: It's beating so hard, it's jumping outta my chest!
Girls: Oooh, chest!
Megumi: I tried to fit a douchebag in my soul!
Girls: Oooh, soul!
Bridgette: I ended up stuck to a pole!
Girls: She got stuck! Should've ducked! Worst of luck! Stuck, stuck to a pole!
Marion: I fell for every little thing that he said!
Boys: Oooh, said!
Kaila: And when I closed my eyes, he jumped on a sled!
Boys: Oooh, sled!
Thunder: He's moved on; I'm still stuck in this place!
Boys: Oooh, place!
Bridgette: Would someone pour warm water down my face?
All (sans Bridgette): She got stuck! Should've ducked! Worst of luck! Stuck, stuck to a pole!
Stuck, stuck, stuck to a pole!
"Acceptable. Now get back to your challenge! You have five minutes!" Chris said. The teams got back to their hot tubs.
"Time's up, campers! Put down all tools and materials!" Chris said. The campers gathered behind their works. Chris went to the Shrimp's hot tub first. He inspected it, and found no leaks or imperfections.
"This is an awesome hot tub," Chris said, causing the Shrimp to give a sigh of relief. Chris then went over to the Eggs' hot tub. He poked the side, only to get water in his face. It fell down a few seconds later.
"The Jumbo Shrimp are our winners! Pickled Eggs, see you losers at elimination! And bonus to the Jumbo Shrimp! You get to keep this for the rest of the summer!" Chris said.
Later, The Jumbo Shrimp, sans Ash, were in the mess hall eating food. Dalton walked into the building.
"Hi, I have a question to ask of you all…" Dalton asked.
"What could it be, pretty boy?" Thunder asked.
"Who is Ash's crush on this island?" Dalton asked.
"YOU!" Everyone shouted simultaneously.
"Thank you," Dalton said, leaving.
Confession Can
Dalton: She likes me? Well, it's time to make my move!
Dalton found Ash sitting on the dock in her bikini, her feet in the water. She was alone. Dalton walked up to her and sat next to her.
"Hi, Ash," Dalton said.
"What could you possibly want?" Ash said, looking at Dalton.
"Well, I don't really know how to say this, so I'll just blurt it out. W-will you go out with me?" Dalton asked. Ash was silent for a second.
"Sure, I'd like that," Ash said. The two leaned a little closer in, and kissed.
"Are you guys gonna make out?" Waverly said from behind a bush. Ash and Dalton grabbed her by the arm and pushed Waverly into the water.
"I guess I deserved that…" Waverly said after surfacing.
Confession Can
Richard: Who do I want to vote off? I need to vote off the nice people. So, I vote for Kate.
Kate: Hmm, who do I want to vote off? I didn't think this through. Dalton didn't help, but Waverly shot Ash. I guess I'll vote for Waverly.
Maddie: I don't want the Dalsh love-fest gone, so… I don't know who to vote off! I guess I'll vote for Kate!
Dalton: I don't want to vote Waverly off, no matter the fact that she shot Ash with a tranq ball and then spied on Ash and me. I vote for Kate. I cannot beat nice unless I vote it off.
Neveah: Waverly slowed us down by shooting Ash. I vote for her.
Ebony: Kate is too nice for her own good. I vote for her.
Waverly: Today has been fun. I don't know who to vote for! But I must vote for the nice one. Um… Kate! I vote for Kate.
Marion: The tarot card reading with Dalton was a good test of my skills. I must vote for him because of what I saw in the tarot cards.
"Hello, Eggs! You know, you guys have been even with the Shrimp a lot recently. But now, you'll be one man down. If I do not call your name, gtfo. Richard, Maddie, Neveah, and Marion," Chris said as the aforementioned claimed their peanuts.
"Dalton, Kate, and Waverly. You three racked up all of the votes. Dalton, you are safe," Chris said, giving Dalton a bag of peanuts.
"The last bag of peanuts goes to…" Chris said, holding the suspense.
"Waverly!" Chris said. Waverly claimed her bag, and Kate was surprised.
"You voted me of all people off? You guys are annoying! Well, I know when I'm not wanted…" Kate said, leaving for the Dock of Shame.
"Who will walk off this lame dock next time? Find out next time, on Total Drama Newbies!"