Bleach Song Parodies

by superkim111

Bleach versions of all your favorite songs. If you have any requests just contact me! Also I do apologize for any spelling or grammar errors. I am currently without a beta and usually have to type these things up at night when I'm not quite all there.

37. 12 Days of Christmas by the Soul Society

Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach, Tite Kubo, or the song shown in this chapter. They belong to their respected owners and franchises. Seriously I'm just a fan girl. Well since it is officially the holiday season I thought that it was only natural to have a holiday song. So I give you, straight from the Soul Society, 'The Twelve Days of Bleach Christmas'!

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On the first day of Christmas Tite Kubo gave to me
A trip to the Soul Society.

On the second day of Christmas Tite Kubo gave to me
Two zanpakutos and
A trip to the Soul Society.

On the third day of Christmas Tite Kubo gave to me
Three Menos Grande
Two zanpakutos and
A trip to the Soul Society.

On the fourth day of Christmas Tite Kubo gave to me
Four Mod Souls
Three Menos Grande
Two zanpakutos and
A trip to the Soul Society.

On the fifth day of Christmas Tite Kubo gave to me
Five crazy villains
Four Mod Souls
Three Menos Grande
Two zanpakutos and
A trip to the Soul Society.

On the sixth day of Christmas Tite Kubo gave to me
Six shihakushos
Five crazy villains
Four Mod Souls
Three Menos Grande
Two zanpakutos and
A trip to the Soul Society.

On the seventh day of Christmas Tite Kubo gave to me
Seven horned helmets
Six shihakushos
Five crazy villains
Four Mod Souls
Three Menos Grande
Two zanpakutos and
A trip to the Soul Society.

On the eighth day of Christmas Tite Kubo gave to me
Eight exiled Vizards
Seven horned helmets
Six shihakushos
Five crazy villains
Four Mod Souls
Three Menos Grande
Two zanpakutos and
A trip to the Soul Society.

On the ninth day of Christmas Tite Kubo gave to me
Nine Senkaimon
Eight exiled Vizards
Seven horned helmets
Six shihakushos
Five crazy villains
Four Mod Souls
Three Menos Grande
Two zanpakutos and
A trip to the Soul Society.

On the tenth day of Christmas Tite Kubo gave to me
Ten bucket hats
Nine Senkaimon
Eight exiled Vizards
Seven horned helmets
Six shihakushos
Five crazy villains
Four Mod Souls
Three Menos Grande
Two zanpakutos and
A trip to the Soul Society.

On the eleventh day of Christmas Tite Kubo gave to me
Eleven BOHAHAHAHAs
Ten bucket hats
Nine Senkaimon
Eight exiled Vizards
Seven horned helmets
Six shihakushos
Five crazy villains
Four Mod Souls
Three Menos Grande
Two zanpakutos and
A trip to the Soul Society.

On the twelfth day of Christmas Tite Kubo gave to me
Twelve happy endings
Eleven BOHAHAHAHAs
Ten bucket hats
Nine Senkaimon
Eight exiled Vizards
Seven horned helmets
Six shihakushos
Five crazy villains
Four Mod Souls
Three Menos Grande
Two zanpakutos and
A trip to the Soul Society!

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Merry Christmas!