I have begun reconstruction of a brand-new fourth wall. I love this story. But seriously, stop writing on my fourth wall!
Oh, and who wants to be my # 1 fan? Yeah, that'd be cool…
"Last time, on Total Drama Newbies, a re-do of the very first TD challenge got to our contestants. Waverly shot Ash with a tranq ball, Dalton asked Ash out, and Waverly got dunked. In the end, it was Kate who took the Dock of Shame. Who will take the Dock of Shame this time? Find out now!"
"Have you seen those two? They're crazy! I never thought two people like that would hook up!" Kaila said to her brother, Hikaru.
"Yeah, well, they followed their hearts. What could be so wrong with that?" Hikaru asked, trying to build something out of his food.
"Hikaru, what are you doing?" Kailas asked.
"I'm building a tower of beans! It's working!" Hikaru said. He had a tall stack of beans.
"Not for long…" Kaila said under her breath.
"Oh, you'll see, Kaila. You'll see!" Hikaru said, raising his hands and knocking down his bean tower, causing the beans to spill all over Hikaru.
"I told you, Hikaru. You're too clumsy for your own good," Kaila said.
"Oh, what do you know, Kaila?" Hikaru said.
"I know you, Hikaru," Kaila said. Hikaru rolled his eyes and picked up beans.
Meanwhile, in the girls' cabin, Ash, Penelope, and Waverly were just waking up. Waverly peeked out the window.
"I see a movie set… Make that two," Waverly said to Ash and Penelope.
"Sweet," Ash said.
"Hey, campers, it's challenge time!" Chris said. All of the campers emerged from their various locations.
"So, kids, welcome to the final 15. How does it feel? Good, right? Well, here is your challenge. You will receive a script and pick someone to act it. Whoever makes Chef cry the hardest wins. Here are your scripts. Get busy," Chris said, handing envelopes to the two teams.
"Okay, our script is a monologue about a guy who is struggling with his past. It says here that set #1 is our set," Dalton said, reading the script explanation.
"Okay, our script is about an old lady who remembers her life as she slowly dies. It says here that set #2 is our set," Ash said, reading the script explanation.
"So, Richard, do you wanna play this or me?" Dalton asked.
"You take it, man," Richard said.
"Fine," Dalton said. He started reading the monologue.
"Okay, which of our girls wants to play an old lady?" Hikaru said.
"I'll do it," Kaila said.
"Sounds good," Hikaru said.
"Okay, Dalton, you look like a… You're tan," Maddie said as she pulled makeup out of a bag.
"Whoa, I'm a guy. I do not wear makeup," Dalton said.
"When you volunteer to act on stage, you do," Maddie said.
"Forget it," Dalton said.
"Put the monologue down and pay attention. I do not do shoddy makeup jobs. As a guy performing in front of a camera, you have to wear makeup," Maddie said as she started to put a little bit of powder on Dalton's face. He almost resisted, but he wanted to win, so he let her do his makeup.
"Don't scratch your face unless the script says to do it," Maddie said when she was done.
"Fine," Dalton said, still mad about having to wear makeup.
"Kaila, you look like a… Porcelain!" Ash said to Kaila as she pulled makeup out of a bag.
"Go ahead and do my makeup, Ash," Kaila said, putting the monologue down. Ash proceeded to do so.
"Okay, let's practice saying your monologue, Dalton!" Richard said.
"Kaila, let's get to work on practicing those lines," Hikaru said.
"Prep time is up!" Chris shouted after thirty minutes.
"Okay, the Eggs are first! Dalton Mortamick, let's go!" Chris said.
"I've had a long life. But was it worth it? As I think about the dates I've had, the pets I've grown up with, I think; How much longer will I live? I was never perfect. I never will be perfect. The most I can do is try for perfection. Can anyone really learn from their mistakes? Yes, I know they can, as I have learned from mine. Can one really say, 'I'm not gonna make it,' and expect to make it? But there was one girl that taught me a life lesson. She taught me that love doesn't come from roses and teddy bears or Valentines' cards on February 14th. It comes from knowing who you are, and giving the one you love the best you can offer. I've never been keen on others trying to teach me. I once tazered my English teacher for correcting my grammar. But I now know that as she lies in her grave, I can remember her lessons and memories. She is in a better place now. Sally, I'll never forget you…" Dalton said his monologue pretty well. Chef cried pretty hard after watching the scene.
"Okay, it's the Shrimp's turn! Kaila Shino, take it away!" Chris said.
"I've had a long life. And I know it was worth it. I learned lessons, I dreamed dreams, I lived a life. When I was young, I was a little farm girl in England. I had my very own sheep named Bubbie. She was a beautiful sheep. I raised her from a lamb. But one day, she ran away. I never saw her again. That is why I will never be able to love another animal. Mary, my only daughter, where are you. I lay here, using my last breaths to tell a story, and she is not here to hear them. She Has always been an ornery child. She'd get into things, I'd reprimand her, and she'd go right back in to get into what she was just reprimanded for. She gets it from me. I'm stubborn as a mule. I'm ornery as my daughter. Her daughter and her son, my grandchildren, are as ornery and stubborn as me. So, it is with my last breaths that I say these words to you. May you have a wonderful life, and that grieving and mourning for my death will not overtake your life even for a little bit. I love you, Mary…" Kaila said her monologue pretty well. Chef was not crying at all.
"Oh, come on!" Kaila said, standing up.
"You didn't have enough emotion. You suck. Jumbo Shrimp go to elimination! Pickled Eggs, you win!" Chris said.
Confession Can
Dalton: I hate stage makeup…
Kaila: This challenge was rigged!
"So…" Ash said to her teammates.
"I'm voting for Kaila," Penelope said, along with a few agreements.
Confession Can
Thunder: Yeah, Kaila lost us the challenge. I vote for her.
Greggory: Kaila seemed to want to be voted off after her performance today. I vote for Kaila.
Ash: Kaila lost it for us. I vote Kaila.
Ruby: Kaila sucks at acting. I vote Kaila.
Kaila: I vote for myself. I sucked today, I know I did.
Hikaru: I promised Kaila I'd vote for her. And I am. I vote Kaila.
Megumi: Kaila wanted me to vote for her, so I will. I vote Kaila.
Penelope: I vote Kaila.
"Okay, Shrimpies! You have all cast your votes and you know the drill by now. After tonight, your team will be even with the Eggs. Again. So, I call Thunder, Greggory, Ash, Ruby, Hikaru, and Megumi. One last bag of peanuts. It goes to… Penelope," Chris said.
"YES! Thank you for voting for me. I deserve elimination after my performance today. Goodbye, friends!" Kaila said as she left for the Dock of Shame.
"Wow, shocking. Tune in next time for an all-new Total Drama Newbies! "