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And the construction of the fourth wall is complete. AND NO WRITING ON IT! My guards will write on you if you write on my wall! Like, literally, they will take a sharpie and write on you. Let's see you write on my fourth wall now! Haha! Ha.
"Last time, on Total Drama Newbies… We got to see the acting ability of Dalton and Kaila. Of course, they suck. Both of them. But Kaila totally bottom sucked! In the end, it was her that walked the Dock of Shame. Who will walk the Dock of Shame this week, on Total Drama Newbies?"
Megumi was tugging on her bow, getting ready to practice her archery. She had an arrow in her hand, and she loaded it in the bow, pulling back and aiming at a tree a few meters away. She shot the arrow, and it hit dead-on.
"Hey, Megumi, what'cha doing?" Hikaru said, walking up to her.
"Oh, nothing, just shooting arrows. How've you been since Kaila was voted off?" Megumi asked, reloading her bow and taking aim at another tree.
"Oh, good. I just have nothing to do," Hikaru said.
"Aren't you like, twins or something?" Megumi said as she shot the tree.
"Yes, of course," Hikaru said.
"Oh, kids!" Chris called from the intercom. Everyone spilled out of their hang-out spots.
"Who here saw the Germany episode of last season? If so, parody Eine Kleine! That'll be our song for today!" Chris said.
Hikaru:Keep it down, so I can win the loot!
Richard:Try, I will. But I still got to fart! No toot!
Hikaru and Ash: Shhhh!
Ash:Toot on, but you're still out of luck. You suck the lemon chuck.
Ruby:Wait till you're voted out for being such a lout!
Megumi:I'll dance a jig when Chris shoves you on the boat!
Dalton:When you don't hold back and lead the pack, truly there is nothing stopping you, you, you.
Waverly:Swimming in your eyes, it's butterflies, and suddenly there's nothing I can't do.
Maddie:Wait, something's itching in my brain! Someone's back in the game! My former flame! And Greggory's your name! You're Greggory just the same! Oh, Greggory, Greggory, Greggory, Greggory back you came.
Greggory: You remember me? Ha! She remembers me! YEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!
"That was fun! But anyways, who can tell me what the final challenge of that episode was?" Chris asked. Maddie, Waverly, and Megumi raised their hands.
"Maddie!" Chris said.
"The teams had to learn and perform a slapdance from Germany, and if they misstepped, they were zapped! If they were knocked off of their platform, they were out!" Maddie said.
"Very good! And that is your exact challenge, with all of the twists! Chef will be your instructor! We were originally supposed to do this challenge three episodes from now, but we're doing it now while the teams are even. Okay, all of you will dance. There are seven per team, so there will be seven rounds. The New E-Scope is making me be fair. So, the pairs will be Maddie vs. Ash, Marion vs. Hikaru, Richard vs. Greggory, Dalton vs. Penelope, Ebony vs. Megumi, Neveah vs. Thunder and Waverly vs. Ruby. Get ready, kids!" Chris said as the pairs got on their platforms. The pairs fought against each other. Dalton knocked Penelope off first, and Thunder knocked Neveah off second. Dalton vs. Thunder. They were equally matched.
"Hey, Thunder, I found Kelvin!" Dalton said. Thunder turned her head and Dalton knocked her off of her platform.
Richard and Greggory fought against each other. In the end of that fight, Greggory fell. Waverly and Ruby fought against each other. Ruby fell. In the end of each round, there were an even amount of kids left on each team. Dalton, Waverly, and Richard were left on the Eggs, and Ash, Hikaru, and Megumi were left for the Shrimp. It was Ash vs. Dalton, Hikaru vs. Waverly, and Richard vs. Megumi. Ash and Dalton were equally matched, but Ash threw her challenge for Dalton. Dalton slapped her off the platform.
"Jerk!" Ash shouted.
Hikaru and Waverly weren't that equally matched. Both fell, though.
Megumi and Richard were equally matched, but Megumi won for the Shrimp.
Megumi vs. Dalton. The two fought. Dalton had managed to distract Megumi and slapped her down.
"And the Eggs win! Shrimp, I'll see you at elimination…Again. " Chris said.
"Hey, Ash, I know you threw that challenge!" Ruby shouted later, when the girls were in their cabin.
"So?" Ash said. Ruby slapped her across the face.
"You could have cost us the challenge! Be glad that Megumi almost won!" Ruby said.
The cursing began.
Confession Can
Thunder: I don't know who to vote for. Ash is a b***h, Megumi lost it for us, but I think I'll do Hikaru a favor and vote him off.
Greggory: Hikaru needs to be reunited with his sister. I vote for him.
Ash: Ruby. Definitely Ruby.
Ruby: Ash.
Hikaru: I vote Megumi.
Megumi: I vote Hikaru.
Penelope: I vote for Ash.
"You have all cast your votes. If I call your name, you know the drill. If I do not, you also know the drill. Thunder, Greggory, and Penelope are safe," Chris said as the three claimed their bags of peanuts.
"Megumi," Chris said, and Megumi claimed her bag, a smile on her face.
"Ruby, you are also safe," Chris said as Ruby claimed her bag.
"The final Bag of peanuts goes to…" Chris said. The camera panned from the safe ones to those in danger, and then to Chris.
"The final bag of peanuts goes to… Ash," Chris said. Ash claimed her bag. Hikaru stood up and just walked away.
Dalton sat outside the girls' cabin on the stairs as Ash walked past him.
"Good to see you're still here," Dalton said.
"Of course. I was in the bottom two, though. Hikaru took the Boat of Losers, though," Ash said, sitting next to him.
"I like your tactics," Ash said to Dalton after a second.
"Thank you. I try," Dalton said.
"You should probably get your butt to bed," Ash said.
"Yeah, you're probably right. See you in the morning," Dalton said, standing up and going to the boys' cabin.
"Who will take the Dock of Shame? Who will hook up, break up, or matchmake? Find out next time, on Total Drama Newbies!"