11. The Ersatz Eleventh – made in imitation
Pansy Parkinson
Pansy Parkinson ... has an inordinate amount of hair care products
Pansy Parkinson ... likes to seduce random bystanders
Pansy Parkinson ... says yes to everyone within Slytherin reason
Pansy Parkinson ... wants to say yes to everyone without Slytherin reason
Pansy Parkinson ... is a respectable young lady
Now you know ... Pansy Parkinson
Parvati Patil
Parvati Patil ... has homicidal thoughts about no one
Parvati Patil ... likes to deny it
Parvati Patil ... says she doesn't
Parvati Patil ... wants the opposite
Parvati Patil ... is indecisive
Now you know ... Parvati Patil
Padma Patil
Padma Patil ... has homicidal thoughts about Ron Weasley
Padma Patil ... likes having them
Padma Patil ... says she doesn't
Padma Patil ... wants that not to be a lie
Padma Patil ... is confusing herself
Now you know ... Padma Patil
Dean Thomas
Dean Thomas ... has a pencil
Dean Thomas ... likes to waltz with the mop
Dean Thomas ... says stay like that, just like that
Dean Thomas ... wants to steal the moon
Dean Thomas ... is the thirty-seventh most fabulous person ever
Now you know ... Dean Thomas
Blaise Zabini
Blaise Zabini ... has a PHD in complaining
Blaise Zabini ... likes someone
Blaise Zabini ... says the Hufflepuffs are covered in bees
Blaise Zabini ... wants to know why
Blaise Zabini ... is too late
Now you know ... Blaise Zabini
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A/N: It's the second day of production, the sun is shining, the birds are singing, everyone knows my name... and I'm lying my pants off. Later note: As it is getting near winter in Oz, the sun is no longer shining.