12. The Taupe Twelfth – brownish-grey
The Bloody Baron
The Bloody Baron ... has washed his robes
The Bloody Baron ... likes The Grey Lady
The Bloody Baron ... says Bwahahahahahahaha!
The Bloody Baron ... wants a real sword
The Bloody Baron ... is waiting for a weapon that isn't a machete
Now you know ... The Bloody Baron
Severus Snape
Severus Snape ... has braces
Severus Snape ... likes to study astrophysics
Severus Snape ... says he has had a date
Severus Snape ... wants to adopt Harry
Severus Snape ... is creeped out by the people that want him to be with Hermione Granger
Now you know ... Severus Snape
Argus Filch
Argus Filch ... has had 23 ½ cats called Mrs. Norris
Argus Filch ... likes the students of Hogwarts
Argus Filch ... says that he's a magical squib
Argus Filch ... wants to hug the Weasley twins
Argus Filch ... is having a tryst with Madam Pince
Now you know ... Argus Filch
Rolanda Hooch
Rolanda Hooch ... has never played Quidditch
Rolanda Hooch ... likes to start off the year by causing a student to injure themselves
Rolanda Hooch ... says that she doesn't have contacts
Rolanda Hooch ... wants to move on in life
Rolanda Hooch ... is scared of heights
Now you know ... Rolanda Hooch
The Fat Lady
The Fat Lady ... has dreamed of a career as a Grand Prix driver
The Fat Lady ... likes to sit in warm marmalade
The Fat Lady ... says she and Violet are just friends
The Fat Lady ... wants to know where you got your clothes
The Fat Lady ... is not an alcoholic
Now you know ... The Fat Lady
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A/N: So, yeah, the revamp is working. I promised I wouldn't change too much didn't I?