13. The Teenage Thirteenth – of the period of life between the ages of 13 and 19
Mrs. Norris
Mrs. Norris ... has ESP
Mrs. Norris ... likes her mice shaken not stirred
Mrs. Norris ... says cats can't talk either
Mrs. Norris ... wants some cake
Mrs. Norris ... is not amused
Now you know ... Mrs. Norris
Pomona Sprout
Pomona Sprout ... has never tasted meat
Pomona Sprout ... likes to watch Strictly Come Dancing
Pomona Sprout ... says she loves all of her plants equally, just some more equally than others
Pomona Sprout ... wants to spread the love
Pomona Sprout ... is working on magical marmite
Now you know ... Pomona Sprout
Cuthbert Binns
Cuthbert Binns ... has always been as boring as he is now
Cuthbert Binns ... likes to steal valuable objects from the Department of Mysteries
Cuthbert Binns ... says blah blah Goblin riots blah blah
Cuthbert Binns ... wants to continue saying it in peace
Cuthbert Binns ... is going under the knife
Now you know ... Cuthbert Binns
Filius Flitwick
Filius Flitwick ... has stolen that sandwich
Filius Flitwick ... likes to play basketball
Filius Flitwick ... says his first name isn't Yoda
Filius Flitwick ... wants some cheese in his sandwich
Filius Flitwick ... is inventing a more energy-efficient light saber
Now you know ... Filius Flitwick
Fang
Fang ... has a problem with his salivation glands
Fang ... likes his friend Max
Fang ... says woof
Fang ... wants to fly
Fang ... is stealing Hagrid's steak
Now you know ... Fang
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A/N: Actual new literature! I was just as excited as you were. Dija like it?