Bleach Song Parodies

by superkim111

Bleach versions of all your favorite songs. If you have any requests just contact me! Also I do apologize for any spelling or grammar errors. I am currently without a beta and usually have to type these things up at night when I'm not quite all there.

42. Cell Block Tango by Girls of Bleach

Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach or the song shown in this chapter. They belong to their respected owners and franchises. Seriously I'm just a fan girl. Now I decided to combine my love of Bleach and my love of this song to make what just might be my favorite chapter. So here is Harribel, Nemu, Rangiku, Momo, Soi Fon, and Rukia singing 'The Cellblock Tango' from Chicago. You go girls!

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[Harribel]
Smirk
[Nemu]
Six
[Rangiku]
Squish
[Momo]
Uh uh
[Soi Fon]
Seireitei
[Rukia]
Ichigo!

[Harribel]
Smirk
[Nemu]
Six
[Rangiku]
Squish
[Momo]
Uh uh
[Soi Fon]
Seireitei
[Rukia]
Ichigo!

[ANNOUNCER]
And now the six merry murderesses of the Karakura County Jail in their rendition of "The Cell Block Tango"

[Harribel]
Smirk
[Nemu]
Six
[Rangiku]
Squish
[Momo]
Uh uh
[Soi Fon]
Seireitei
[Rukia]
Ichigo!
(4X)

[ALL]
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it

[Yoruichi]
I betcha you would have done the same!

[Harribel]
Smirk
[Nemu]
Six
[Rangiku]
Squish
[Momo]
Uh uh
[Soi Fon]
Seireitei
[Rukia]
Ichigo!
(2X)

[Harribel (Spoken)]
You know how people
Have these little habits
That get you down. Like Nnoitora.
Nnoitora liked to smile.
No, not smile. Smirk! So I came home this one day,
And I am really irritated, and I'm
Looking for a little bit of sympathy
And there's Nnoitora loungin'
Around Los Noches, annoyin' my Fraccion
And smilin'. No, not smilin'.
Smrikin'. So, I said to him,
I said, "You smirk at me
One more time..."
And he did.
So I charged up a Cero
And I fired two warning shots...
... into his head.

[ALL]
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have heard it
I betcha you would
Have done the same!

[Nemu (Spoken)]
I met my father Mayuri from
Squad Twelve a few years ago,
And he told me I was his only creation
And he made me his Lieutenant right away.
So, we started working together.
We'd go to the lab, We'd come home, I'd
Fix him a drink, Then he'd have dinner.
And then I found out,
"Only creation" he told me?
Only creation, my ass. Not only
Did he have other creations
... oh, no, he had six creations.
One of those Scientists, you know. So that
Night, when we came home from work, I fixed him his drink as usual.
You know, some guys just can't hold
Their chemicals.

[ALL]
He had it coming
He had it coming
He took a flower
In it's prime
And then he used it
And he abused it
It was a murder
But not a crime!

[Rangiku (Spoken)]
Now, I'm standing in the office
Drinkin' a little sake after dinner,
Minding my own business,
And in storms my captain
In a white-hot rage.
"You've been avoiding your paperwork,"
He says. He was crazy
And he kept on screamin',
"You've been avoiding your paperwork!"
And then he tripped between my boobs.
He tripped between them for ten minutes!

[ALL]
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!

[Momo (Spoken in Hungarian)]
Mit kersek, en itt? Azt mondjok, hogy a hires lakem lefogta a ferjemet en meg
Lecsaptam a fejet. De nem igaz, en artatlan
Vagyok. Nem tudom mert mondja
Uncle Sam hogy en tettem. probaltam
A rendorsegen megmayarazni de nem ertettek meg...

[Nemu (Spoken)]
Yeah, but did you do it?

[Momo]
Uh uh, not guilty!

[Soi Fon]
My crush, Yoruichi and
I had this double act
And her friend, Kisuke,
Travelled around with us.
Now, for the last number in our act,
We did these 20 acrobatic tricks in a row
One, two, three, four, five... splits, spread eagles,
Back flips, flip flops, one right after the other.
So this one night before the show we're down at the hotel Seireitei, the three of us, drinkin', Havin' a few laughs and
We ran out of ice, so I go out to get some.
I come back, open the door, and there's Yoruichi and
Kisuke doing Number Seventeen. The spread eagle!
Well, I was in such a state of shock,
I completely blacked out. I can't remember a thing.
It wasn't until later,
When I was washing the blood off my hands
I even knew they were dead.

[Soi Fon]
They had it coming
[Girls]
They had it coming
[Soi Fon]
They had it coming
[Girls]
They had it coming
[Soi Fon]
They had it coming all along
[Girls]
They had it coming all along
[Soi Fon]
I didn't do it
[Girls]
She didn't do it
[Soi Fon]
But if I done it
[Girls]
But if she'd done it
[Soi Fon]
How could you tell me that I was wrong?

[Soi Fon]
They had it coming
[Girls]
They had it coming
[Soi Fon]
They had it coming
[Girls]
They had it coming
[Soi Fon]
They had it coming
[Girls]
They took a flower
[Soi Fon]
All along
[Girls]
In it's prime
[Soi Fon]
I didn't do it
[Girls]
And then they used it
[Soi Fon]
But if I'd done it,
[Girls]
And they abused it
[Soi Fon]
How could you tell me that I was wrong?
[irls]
It was a murder but not a crime

[Rukia(Spoken)]
I loved Ichigo Kurosaki
More than I can possibly say.
He was a great guy...

Protective... a fighter.
But he was always going out
To save someone.
He'd go out every night
To save someone.
And on the way
He saved Orihime,
Senna,
Nel, and Uryu.
I guess you can say we broke up
Because of protective differences.
He saved everyone else
When he should have saved himself.

[ALL]
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum

[Group 1]
They had it comin'
[Group 2]
They had it comin'
[Group 1]
They had it comin'
[Group 2]
They had it comin'
[Group 1]
They had it comin'
[Group 2]
They had it comin'
[Group 1]
All along
[Group 2]
All along
[Group 1]
'Cause if they used us
[Group 2]
'Cause if they used us
[Group 1]
And they abused us
[Group 2]
And they abused us
[ALL]
How could you tell us that we were wrong?

[Group 1]
He had it coming
[Group 2]
He had it coming
[Group 1]
He had it coming
[Group 2]
He had it coming
[Group 1]
He only had himself to blame.
[Group 2]
He only had himself to blame.
[Group 1]
If you'd have been there
[Group 2]
If you'd have been there
[Group 1]
If you'd have seen it
[Group 2]
If you'd have seen it
[ALL]
I betcha you would have done the same!

[Harribel (Spoken)]
You smirk at me one more time!
[ANNIE (spoken)]
Single my ass.
[JUNE (Spoken)]
Ten times!
[HUNYAK (Spoken)]
Miert csukott Uncle Same bortonbe.
[VELMA (Spoken)]
Number seventeen-the spread eagle.
[MONA (Spoken)]
Artistic differences.

[Harribel]
Smirk
[Nemu]
Six
[Rangiku]
Squish
[Momo]
Uh uh
[Soi Fon]
Seireitei
[Rukia]
Ichigo!