First I wanna say, I DO NOT OWN BLEACH IN ANY WAY... although that'd be awesome... I DON'T...
Also thanks for the reviews, you are greatly loved for it :D
Now then, today is 9/11... it is a sad day indeed for a lot of people, including me. I was young when it happened so I didn't quite understand it. But I shall say this... For the husband who told his wife I love you one last time before his plane went down in a field. For the wife who stopped in the stairs to call her husband to say I will love you forever. For the mothers and fathers who kissed their kids goodbye the morning they died. For the policemen and firemen who rushed in to help get others out only to die themselves. For the soldiers who fought back and lost their lives, such as my friends husband/ Daddy. Today, tomorrow ten years from now we will remember you!
I hope you all have a great day!
Chapter 2
Yuzuki sighed as she looked around the big and empty room that she was to turn into a auditorium, but first she had announced that everyone that was to be in the play show up at the damn place so that way she could explain everything to them. She in turn was but wasn't excited. She had everything planned out and now had to wait as everyone slowly but surely showed up.
When everyone had finally arrived, Yuzuki looked around for something to stand on and found a soap box in the corner and brought it to what she figured was the middle of the room to stand on.
"Hey, excuse me!" Yuzuki tried to cry over all the noise, but her voice was too quiet for everyone to hear as she was usually very soft spoken, even for her, since she was super hyper usually. "Common, shut the fuck up people!" She cried aloud, her voice finally reaching out to some but not all.
"Everyone, shut the hell up!" Suddenly Renji yelled from his spot next to his and Yuzuki's Captain, Byakuya who stood with what looked like an annoyed look on his face. Everyone in the room had jumped at the sudden out burst from Renji. Yuzuki smiled goofily at Renji and silently thanked him and gave him a thumbs up.
"Okay, okay" Yuzuki yelled, "everyone listen, I am about to read off the parts you people will play!" Yuzuki smiled evilly, almost everybody groaned and some cussed out of annoyance and from not wanting to be there. Yuzuki smiled, ignoring all the groans and curses.
"Right then, here we go!" Yuzuki said, grabbing a long old fashion list from in her sleeves and whipped out a pair of random glasses, which she did not need, placing them on her nose to read. "Romeo will be played by Hoshi, while Juliet will be 'Lil Shiro—" Yuzuki announced when she got cut off by a pissed off Captain.
"It's Captain Hitsugaya!" Toshiro snapped angrily, A few people began to chuckle at the little outburst.
Yuzuki paid no attention to them though and continued as if no one had said anything. "The crazy ass nurse will be Isane, Lord Capulet is Captain Komamura, Lady Capulet would be Mayuri, and Tybalt is Renji." She sent a smirk at her annoyed lieutenant.
"Kenny is Friar Laurence, Mercutio is Ikkaku, and Rangikou will play Prince Escalus. Soifon will play Paris and Izuru is Peter. Benvolio will be, pretty boy, Yumichika and Abram is Ukitake. Old man Yammamoto will be Balthazar" As Yuzuki said because she was intent on making that old man be in the stupid play, "and Kyoraku will be Friar John. The Apothecary will be played by little Hanataro Yamada and Yachiru will be the Watchman." Yuzuki took in a deep breath before she continued on with the long ass list, "Gin is Lord Montague and Captain Unahana is Lady Montague. Hisagi will be Gregory, Nanoa is Sampson, Nemu is Anthony, and Aizen is Potpan. Uh…Tosen's a Capulet Servant, Kiyone is Paris's Page, and Sentaro is Mercutio's Page. The non important characters will be played by Momo and the rest of the soul reapers here. I will be the director…" Yuzuki finished and trailed off saving the best for last.
She then stepped down from the box and went to stand by her captain and placed a hand on his arm, pushing up the glasses that she was wearing, "And Byakuya here…will be the Chorus."
Everyone just stared at her in confusion except for Hoshi, Yumichika, and Toshiro. Yumichika knew what that was because he was the one who suggested this stupid play in the first place and Toshiro and Hoshi were smart and had already skimmed through the play.
"It's the narrator." Yuzuki said bluntly and everyone nodded in comprehension, making her sweat drop and slid her hand off Byakuya's shoulder. "Anyways, even though Byakuya's the narrator…" Yuzuki said happily about what she did, "he's also" She took a dramatic pause, "a cat/fairy hybrid!" She grinned as there were multiple squeals from the crowd of soul reapers that were to play the non important parts, most of them being girls. "Oh, shut up, already!" Yuzuki yelled with an eye roll and they all slowly quieted down again, stupid fan girls…
Everyone just stared at her in shock at their parts. Mostly everyone was shocked with what she had made the all mighty Captain Kuchiki be. And to make it all the better… you could hear the all so cute little crickets chirping in the background.
Finally, somebody spoke up.
"What the fuck do you mean I'm a priest!" Kenpachi growled at Yuzuki. Yuzuki smirked at her brother evilly before he ran after his little sister. Yuzuki dodged his attack by flash stepping to get away from him; she had ended up appearing behind Hoshi for protection.
"Hide me…" Yuzuki whispered with her best puppy dog look. Hoshi rolled her eyes and then looked down to see that Yuzuki was still holding that weird scroll thingy-ma-giggy.
"Uhh… Why do you have an old fashion scroll that's half way empty…?" Hoshi asked Yuzuki who was smiling goofily.
"I wanted to feel special!" Yuzuki said happily still hiding behind Hoshi.
"Okay… and who's glasses do you have?" Hoshi asked looking at Yuzuki's glasses that looked looked strangely familiar.
"Nobodies…" Yuzuki said slowly, adjusting the glasses a bit. The moved kind of looked… like a Nanoa move when Yuzuki adjusted them.
"Those are Nanoa's aren't they?" Hoshi asked, frowning.
"Maybe…" Yuzuki said slowly looking to the side slyly. At that moment a dark aurora fell over the two, making both girls shiver a bit before turning around.
"Oh, uhhh, hi… Nanoa…" Yuzuki said sweat rolling down the side of her face. "It, uhhh…" Yuzuki thought fast, "was Hoshi's idea!" Yuzuki said giving Hoshi the glasses running off, the only thing left in her spot was a cloud of dusk.
"Okay!" Yuzuki grinned from her spot on the soap box, which had suddenly reappeared. "Everyone that has a speaking part, which is everyone that I called except for Momo and the other unimportant characters, come get a script and go home to study them!" Yuzuki yelled again all happily. Sooner or later everyone that didn't already have a script had obtained one and left grumbling. Even her brother, Kenpachi finally took his scrip but not before threatening her and that he was going to 'deal with her later' and leaving.
-:3
Yuzuki walked down the corridors of her division, yawning aloud when she ran into a curtain someone standing in front of her.
"Ouch…" Yuzuki mumbled rubbing her nose, "oh, hi Captain Kuchiki!" Yuzuki said doing some sort of curtsy bow for the Captain.
"Yuzuki…" The captain said. He had recently learned that if he called her by her last name she would never answer so he had to accept that he had no choose but to call her by her first name.
"Yes, Captain?" Yuzuki asked slowly already anticipating what he was going to say.
"I demand to be taken out of this silly play of yours." Byakuya stats, "said I have no time for child's play, and I refuse to do the part you have assigned to me." He said with a hint of annoyance.
"Hmmm…" Yuzuki pretended to think, "no." She said smiling a toothy grin. If you could imagine it, Byakuya's eyes actually widened a bit in anger. "I can't take you out, all the Captains must be a part of the act, and since I know you don't wanna act or anything I figured the Chorus would suit you best!" Yuzuki exclaimed.
"Then why are you dressing me in that silly child's attire?" Byakuya asked still seemingly annoyed.
"Cause I thought it was cute!" Yuzuki said tilting her head to the side and closing her eyes happy with what she had done to the very stoic Captain.
"I cannot accept this; I demand to be out of the part." Byakuya said trying to stay as calm as he could. Yuzuki knew how to get on his bad side and she knew it, but that wasn't going to stop her.
"Nope!" She said before skipping off in the opposite direction. The Captain stood astounded at how blunt and disrespectful his own third seat subordinate could be, and yet he never tried to do anything to stop her.
-:3
Yuzuki sighed as she stood in front of the doors to the one person she didn't want to see at all… her brother… She took in a deep breath before slowly peeking into the office. That was a bad idea, her brother was still pissed. Yuzuki had to slam the door shut to protect her face as a sword came flying towards her face.
"Dammit Kenpachi, watch where you throw that thing, it almost cut my head off!" Yuzuki yelled from the other side of the door, she waited a minute before slowly opening the door again. She sighed when she saw that her life wasn't in any danger at the moment.
"Well hiya there!" Yuzuki chirped waving at her brother, Ikkaku and Yumichika.
"Go die in hell" Was the response of both Ikkaku and Kenpachi while Yumichika strangely twirled over to Yuzuki and gave her a hug.
"Lovely day, is it not, my dear?" Yumichika said catching Yuzuki off guard.
"Uhh… you alright there?" Yuzuki asked him trying to get out of his grip.
"Peachy~!" He said before finally letting go of Yuzuki, "Though I do have to talk to you about my part… why must I die off? Such an ugly ending for a beautiful person such as myself…" Yumichika said looking at himself in a random hand mirror that he apparently carried around and winking at himself.
"Cause I thought the role would suit you best…" Yuzuki shrugged, "And plus I'm making changes to this play… I hate originality so I'm putting some twists in it." Suddenly Yuzuki ducked down avoiding a random flower pot that was aimed towards the back of her head. Instead it went past her and hit poor Yumichika dead center in the face and shattering.
"Ahh, look at what you've done to my poor… poor beautiful face!" Yumichika cried running out of the room in tears and with a pile of dirt on his head with a random sunflower sticking out.
"Hey I thought I said watch where you throw those things!" Yuzuki turned to her enraged brother who was casually sitting at his desk with his feet propped up.
"Don't know what you mean… I was sitting here the whole time minding my own business…" He stated looking out the window.
"Yeah right…" Yuzuki scuffed crossing her arms and sticking her tongue out at Kenpachi childishly.
"You calling me a liar!" Kenpachi yelled standing up and slamming his hands down on his desk.
"Well I ain't calling you a truther!" Yuzuki countered taking a step towards her brother and holding her right fist in the air in front of her face.
"Why you—" Kenpachi said about to jump over his desk and strangle his younger sister when Yuzuki suddenly disappeared from the room using flash step. "Dammit!" Kenpachi cursed aloud Ikkaku stood in the corner of the room laughing to himself until he was suddenly knocked in the head by a cup Kenpachi was drinking out of.
"Hey what was that for!" He yelled rubbing the back of his head where an abnormally large bump was growing.
"For throwing that stupid pot at Yuzuki…" Kenpachi growled before sitting back down at his desk and not doing his work.
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"Wahhh, I'm so bored!" Yuzuki complained to her Captain who sat at his desk trying to ignore her, "Hey~! I'm talking to you, Mister~!" Yuzuki cried stretching herself across her now annoyed Captains desk.
"Get off my desk…" Byakuya stated, "I will not repeat myself, Yuzuki." He almost wanted to yell when she just looked up at him and smiled.
"But I'm comfy." She said crossing her arms behind her head and propping her left peg over her right.
"I could care less if you are 'comfy' or not, Zaraki, I want you off my desk." Byakuya said now very annoyed and using Yuzuki's last name.
"Hmm, sorry did you say something cap'n?" Yuzuki hummed before jumping off his desk to avoid being hit.
"Dammit, why is everyone trying to hurt me today?" Yuzuki yelled aloud seeing her captain standing with a dark and heavy area hanging over him. "Oh my… Byakuya seems a bit annoyed…" Yuzuki said jokingly with a fake shocked expression and holding her hand over her mouth. At that moment Renji walked into the office.
"Hey Capta—what's going on in here?" Renji asked when he saw Yuzuki sanding away from their Captain who still looked beyond pissed now. Yuzuki just smirked at Renji before finally speaking.
"Oh nothing… me and the Captain we're just having a talk, that's all." Yuzuki said before skipping down to the couches in the office and grabbing a book to read.
"Hey, Renji… have you been practicing your part?" Yuzuki asked tiredly.
"Yes…" Renji replied a bit timidly, Yuzuki looked up from her book and raised an eyebrow and smirked.
"Oh really, okay…" Yuzuki thought for a minute, "Act 1 scene 1Tybolt first enters, what does he say?"
"…" Renji had to think hard on this apparently, "Oh, uhh… What, art thou… uhh… something about death?" Renji said blushing from embarrassment.
"Eah, seriously? You couldn't even remember one line, well granted you apparently looked at it at the least," Yuzuki sighed and shrugged, "What, art thou drawn among these heartless hinds? Turn thee, Benvolio, look upon thy death." Yuzuki shrugged reciting it word for word while looking at her book.
"Wasn't that hard now was it?" Yuzuki asked laughing. Renji started to get irritated at Yuzuki at that moment.
"Well if you can remember it so well why don't you play Tybalt?" Renji asked yelling.
"Well one thing, I'm the director, another is I gave you that part so you're responsible for learning the parts, and lastly…" Yuzuki held up her book, "I haven't remembered your lines, are you insane? I'm on that part in the book, so it was just convenient." Yuzuki smirked.
"… cheater…" Renji mumbled before finally walking to his desk to 'work'. Yuzuki sighed and placed the book down and leaned backwards over the couch to look at Byakuya upside down.
"Still bored…" She smirked and received a glare from her Captain.
"Then work on your paper work for once…" Byakuya said looking back down and going back to work. Yuzuki scrunched up her nose and stuck her tongue out at her Captain.
"Don't wanna~!"
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