"Hello, I'm Jane, and this is Mark, with cohosts Charles and Zoe! Okay, our eliminated contestants will be competing in a challenge, and we have picked the prize! We have picked a chance to return to TDN and have another chance at the mystery money!" Jane announced.
"And the losers from the game will be competing for this special prize! So, let's meet our three people who are competing! What? I have to compete? Okay, I don't see why not," Jane said.
"What? I have to compete too? But I'm a host!" Charles said to an intern who had just informed him of the fact.
"Sorry, dude, but you have to compete. It's what the viewers want," the intern said. Charles scoffed and stood next to Jane.
"And the one contestant that you guys actually wanted to bring back, Scarletta!" Zoe announced. Scarletta walked in from behind a parchment.
"Don't worry, Charles. If you win, I'll make sure that your job is a total disaster," Zoe said, smiling. Charles just frowned.
"Okay, so, the viewers have voted on your challenge! The challenge that was picked is… No Pain, No Game! Get your butts in the chairs! Scarletta, you're up!" Mark said. Scarletta got up from her chair and spun the wheel.
"Marshmallow waxing! Zoe will wax your face with molten marshmallows!" Mark said.
"Mark, why don't you come do this?" Zoe asked.
"You are a host, just like me! If Jane wins, you can be my cohost until she is voted off!" Mark said. Jane scowled at her brother.
Zoe poured a few marshmallows into a pot and let them melt. She put them on Scarletta's face, who screamed at the heat. Zoe waited a second, then pulled the molten marshmallows off of her face.
"Ow!" Scarletta said. She had her right eye covered. She grabbed her eyepatch from the marshmallows and reattached it.
"My eyepatch stays on my face, understand?" Scarletta said.
"And Scarletta survives the first round! Janey, you're up!" Mark said. Jane walked up to him and punched him in the face before spinning the wheel.
"New Age Music! Basically, you have to listen to New Age music for ten seconds," Mark said, bored.
"Really? Sweet, I love New Age Music!" Jane said, grabbing the headphones and putting them on. She didn't complain or anything.
"And Jane survives the first round! Charles, you are up!" Mark said. Charles spun the wheel.
"Wooden shorts! You must wear wooden shorts for ten seconds!" Mark said. Charles put them on. That's when he saw the woodpecker. It only pecked at his leg for ten seconds.
"And Charles survives the first round! Scarletta, you're back up!" Chris said.
Scarletta spun the wheel.
"Ice Cream Brain Freeze! You just eat as much ice cream as you can, as fast as you can, before getting a brain freeze!" Mark said. Scarletta smiled and started eating from the carton of ice cream. She ate pretty fast, and still didn't get a brain freeze. Ten seconds later, she was halfway through the second carton.
"And Scarletta survives the second round! You can have the rest of that ice cream, by the way," Mark said. Scarletta brought some ice cream to her chair and kept eating it.
"Jane, you're up!" Mark said. Jane spun the wheel.
"The Skunk Jump! You'll see what that is!" Mark said. Jane successfully maneuvered through the skunks.
"And Jane succeeds! Charles, you're up!" Mark said. Charles spun the wheel.
"Turtle Puck Shots! Zoe and I spent a week gathering the meanest, hungriest, snappiest snapping turtles we could find! And I am going to hit them towards you! You will be unprotected!" Mark said as he grabbed his hockey stick.
"If I were you, dude, I'd protect the coconuts," Mark said before sending the first turtle towards Charles. He maneuvered past the first three, but the fourth bit him on the shoulder. A few more hit him in various places until one bit him in the kiwis. Luckily for him, it was ten seconds later. He sunk down to curl up in pain. Zoe pulled the turtles off of him.
"And Charles survives the second round! Scarletta, your turn!" Mark said. Scarletta spun the wheel.
"Nose Hairs! Basically, you'll have your nose hairs pulled out by Zoe!" Mark said.
"Okay," Scarletta said. Zoe pulled out Scarletta's nose hairs, and she screamed for a second.
"And Scarletta survives the third round!" Mark said.
"Okay, we're gonna skip the next few rounds. Basically, all three are still in the challenge," Mark said in a voice over from a paused screen.
"Okay, here's how we're gonna end it. We're gonna ask a question for all of you. First one to raise their hand gets to answer it. If you get it right, you win! If you get it wrong, we move to the next person. If nobody gets it right, we do another question. The number one rule is that you let me finish the question! The question is: Did Dalton and Ash ever sing a love song? If so, which song?" Mark asked. Scarletta raised her hand first.
"Scarletta?" Mark said.
"They did, and it was called E.T.," Scarletta said.
"Scarletta is correct! Scarletta goes back to TDN for another chance at the mystery money!" Mark said. Balloons and confetti rained down from the ceiling as Harold, Justin, Cody, and Trent sang their new hit song, "My Heart Bleeds Purple Peanut Butter For You."
"Well, thank you for watching TDN Aftermath! I'm your host, Mark Heartly! And don't forget to tune in to TDN for the new episode, when we reveal to the contestants that are still in the game that Scarletta is coming back!"
"But before we go, I'd like to make a huge announcement! Chris McLean has quit Total Drama! Actually, he was fired and sent to jail for last season's crimes. The new host will be revealed next time, on Total Drama Newbies!"