I'm having ULTRA writer's block. Yep, a major pain in the ass. So, whenever I post a poll on my profile about TDN, please vote in it! I put up polls for a reason!
"Last time, on Total Drama Newbies! Basically, the Pickled Eggs lost and Richard was voted out. On the Aftermath show, they had a second chance challenge, where eliminated contestants, and hosts, competed for a second, or first, chance at the mystery money! In the end, the Daddy's Girl, Scarletta, won her way back onto the show as a bounce-back from being voted off first! How will the campers take the news? What will happen between Dalton and Ash? Who will be eliminated, this time, on Total Drama Newbies!" Mark announced.
"Hello, I'm here at Camp Wawanakwa with our contenders that are still in the game! So, are you guys excited to see who returns?" Mark asked.
"Yes," several people in the group of campers said. A boat came up onto the dock. Out came…
Scarletta. Many of the campers clapped and smiled. They hadn't wanted to see the Daddy's Girl get eliminated, but she did, and now she's back for more fun.
"Scarletta Contrail is back on the Jumbo Shrimp! Okay, we are going to show the footage of Chris being fired! Roll it!" Mark said.
"WHAT? You can't fire me! I'm the face of the TD franchise!" Chris complained. He and Mr. Boss Man were in the mess hall.
"I'm sorry, but your crimes from last season have caught up to you. Charges include..." Mr. Boss Man (not his real name) said, pulling out a list that was really long. He listed everything on the list, which took about 30 minutes.
"And I'm required to bring in some police officers to arrest you," Mr. Boss Man said. He waved to the door and three men in police uniforms came in and took Chris by the arm.
"WHAT? You can't arrest me! I'M CHRIS MCLEAN!" Chris shouted as the police officers put the sadistic host in handcuffs and escorted him out of the building. The contestants were laughing at the whole scene as Mr. Boss man left. There was silence. Then…
"Chris was fired!" Everyone shouted in excitement as Chef brought out the party food. The celebration was an insult to Chris as he watched the whole scene on a wide screen on the boat.
Ash and Dalton saw the camera and said something into it.
"Christian McLean, you suck!" Ash said.
"And we all hate you! Enjoy federal prison!" Dalton said.
Somewhere off in the distance, Chris was seething as he watched the whole scene and Dalton and Ash's shout out.
The contestants cheered again, even Scarletta. Another boat came up to the shore.
"Who wants to meet their new host?" Mark asked. There was silence.
"Well, we have to introduce her to you anyway! Here she is, Isabella Burromuerto!" Mark said as a Hispanic girl of nineteen stepped off of the boat. She had black hair that was pulled into a ponytail on top of her head. She was wearing a strapless maroon dress that hung to her knees with matching flats.
"So, you're the cast of Total Drama Newbies? Nice. Call me anything other than Isabella and you will not like the consequences. Well, let's get down to our challenge! Chris had a challenge made up for this episode, so we'll go with that, but after that, it's my turn to shine. Okay, this challenge is called Target Practice. We're gonna use the classic bow and arrow and the paintball gun. First will be the bow and arrow," Isabella said. Megumi cheered, pulled out her bow, and shot an arrow at a tree.
"Easy, tiger, let me explain the challenge before you put someone's eye out the back of their head. Okay, you'll be shooting targets over there. They're bull's eye targets. The person who makes it the closest to the bull's eye wins the challenge, and an advantage in the second half. Okay, I have thirteen bows and three shots per person. It looks like we'll only need twelve bows because she has one already. Interns, pass out the bows!" Isabella said as the interns passed out bows to everyone except Megumi, who already had one.
Confession Can
Megumi: YES! Now this is my kind of challenge! I may have to shoot Ash in the ass while I'm at it for unfairly eliminating Adelaide earlier in the season!
Dalton: I'm not that good at marksmanship. What if I shoot someone else's target? That would suck.
"Okay, since not all of you may be good with this kind of thing, this is how you hold a bow. This is how you load it, this is how you cock it, and this is how you shoot the arrow," Isabella said, demonstrating the different steps. She shot an intern's sandwich into a pole.
"You have three tries to get as close to the bull's eye as possible. Time them as far apart as you wish, but be reasonable. We will not stand here for two hours waiting for someone to make their first shot. Okay and GO!" Isabella said, then sat on a chair and put her feet on an intern's back.
"Wow, no wonder Chris put up a fight when he was getting fired and arrested. This is pretty cush," Isabella said, sipping lemonade.
The contestants were shooting their arrows. Megumi hit her bull's eye in one try, then shot again, splitting the first arrow, then shot again, splitting the third arrow. Dalton, however, accidentally shot an intern in the arm.
"Oops. Sorry!" Dalton shouted as the intern shouted for help and ran to the medical tent.
"And the winner is… Megumi for the Jumbo Shrimp!" Isabella announced.
"And for the next challenge, the members of the Jumbo Shrimp each get 100 extra paintballs for a total of 200 paintballs! The Eggs get just 100. Okay, the second part of your challenge is a paintball deer hunt. Only you're not hunting deer. You're hunting other campers. And they are hunting you. So watch out!" Isabella said. She waved to the interns to give everyone a paintball gun and mask. The Eggs gathered together.
"Okay, Megumi just asked a favor of me. I want everyone to shoot Ash in the ass at least once. Ready? Okay!" Waverly said. Isabella waved a checkered flag and everyone spread out. Waverly shot Ash in the butt.
"OW! Who did that?" Ash demanded. Waverly had hid.
"You'll pay!" Ash said, and then walked away, a giant orange spot on her butt from where Waverly had shot her.
Dalton hid behind a bush. He stood up to shoot and got shot by Thunder.
Marion hid behind a tree, and then got shot by Megumi.
Ebony shot Neveah by accident, who shot Ebony back.
Maddie and Greggory were sitting by a tree, making out. Dalton came by and shot Greggory. Thunder came by and shot Maddie.
Waverly and Neveah were talking, when Thunder came by and shot them multiple times.
Dalton was walking in the woods, when he tripped over something. He looked at what he had tripped on, and it was a skunk.
"Oh, no, please don't spray, please, for the love of God, do not spray me!" he begged. He got sprayed anyway.
"Do you know what I see here? A massive waste of paint product. A massive amount in clothes cleaning bills. Who shot me in the stomach?" Isabella said to the gathered cast. Everyone shrugged.
"Either way, I think we have our winner! The Jumbo Shrimp! See you at elimination, Eggs. Oh, and it's a double elimination! So pick your favorite loser and vote! Ugh, who smells like skunk?" Isabella said. The Eggs were shocked. Dalton was way the hell by the lake.
"I know who I'm voting for," Marion said. She walked away.
Confession Can
Ebony: I'm voting for Marion.
Marion: Ebony.
Neveah: Marion.
Ruby: Marion.
Maddie: Dalsh must not end! I vote for Ebony.
Waverly: Ebony.
Dalton. Marion. That reading she gave me was scary accurate.
"Hello, Pickled Eggs. You know, I need to change your names, but I cannot. Dang it, Chris! Well, anyways, tonight is a double elimination. When I call your name, come and get your bag of peanuts! Waverly, you are safe," Isabella said as Waverly claimed her bag of peanuts. Isabella grabbed one and got ready to chuck it in a different direction.
"DALTON! YOU'RE SAFE TOO!" Isabella shouted through a megaphone, and then chucked the bag of peanuts. It made it to him.
"THANK YOU!" Dalton shouted.
"Maddie, you're safe," Isabella said. Maddie claimed her bag.
"Neveah." Neveah claimed her bag of peanuts.
"The final bag of peanuts. It goes to…" Isabella held the suspense.
"Ruby," Isabella said. Ruby came and claimed her bag.
"Ebony and Marion, it's time to go," Isabella said. The two girls stood up and walked to the boat.
Ash, who was wearing a noseclip, approached Dalton, who was soaking in tomato juice in his swimsuit.
"Hey, Dalton," Ash said in a nasally voice due to the noseclip.
"Hey, Ash. It sucks getting sprayed by a skunk," Dalton said.
"It sucks getting shot in the ass six times," Ash said.
"Yeah, that's my team for you. Waverly wanted us all to shoot you in the butt, but I didn't," Dalton said.
"Well, that's sweet of you," Ash said. The two shared a kiss before Ash was called back to the cabins.
"I'll see you later, tomato guy," Ash said.
"See you, welt butt," Dalton said.
"Ugh, Ash, you smell like skunk!" Megumi complained.
"I was just hanging with Dalton," Ash said.
"That explains it," Megumi said. All of the girls picked her up and carted her to the hot tub of tomato juice. They threw her in with Dalton, and then hurried off.
"You'll all pay for that!" Ash shouted after them once she surfaced. Dalton was smirking.
"What?" Ash asked.
"The girls hate you," Dalton said.
"Well, duh," Ash said.
"Well, that's it for Total Drama Newbies this episode! Who will walk the Dock of Shame next time? When is the merge? All of these questions: to be answered next time, on Total Drama Newbies!" Isabella said.