17. The Sly Seventeenth – crafty
The Ford Anglia
The Ford Anglia ... has no fear
The Ford Anglia ... likes its burrow
The Ford Anglia ... says beep beep!
The Ford Anglia ... wants some chopped liver
The Ford Anglia ... is your worst nightmare
Now you know ... The Ford Anglia
Arthur Weasley
Arthur Weasley ... has no idea what guns are for
Arthur Weasley ... likes other wizards
Arthur Weasley ... says he isn't supporting Voldemort, at all
Arthur Weasley ... wants you to shut up
Arthur Weasley ... is burning down a building
Now you know ... Arthur Weasley
Errol
Errol ... has always wanted to be more assertive
Errol ... likes watching old films
Errol ... says twit tw-ouch!
Errol ... wants someone that can afford his upkeep
Errol ... is caught in a spiral of depression
Now you know ... Errol
Celestina Warbeck
Celestina Warbeck ... has a very evil hideout in Miami
Celestina Warbeck ... likes pina coladas
Celestina Warbeck ... says that her internal organs are leaving her for magic
Celestina Warbeck ... wants to get into the popular music industry
Celestina Warbeck ... is looking for the right face cream
Now you know ... Celestina Warbeck
Gilderoy Lockhart
Gilderoy Lockhart ... has definitely done everything he says he has
Gilderoy Lockhart ... likes Molly Weasley back
Gilderoy Lockhart ... says that he's tired of such a materialistic life
Gilderoy Lockhart ... wants to sign some autographs
Gilderoy Lockhart ... is taking his medication
Now you know ... Gilderoy Lockhart
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A/N: Sorry, I'm a week late, guys. I'll make up for it by posting four chapters on today. Cool? – Katie