20. The Titular Twentieth – in name only

Fawkes

Fawkes ... has been craving lettuce recently

Fawkes ... likes Mickey Mouse cartoons

Fawkes ... says that he was very sad when Albus died

Fawkes ... wants a new handbag

Fawkes ... is very concerned

Now you know ... Fawkes

Tom Riddle Jnr

Tom Riddle Jnr ... has no ambition whatsoever

Tom Riddle Jnr ... likes muggleborns and halfbreeds

Tom Riddle Jnr ... says that he loves you

Tom Riddle Jnr ... wants to work in Muggle-Worthy Excuses

Tom Riddle Jnr ... is eating

Now you know ... Tom Riddle Jnr

Armando Dippet

Armando Dippet ... has a desire to carve jack-o-lanterns

Armando Dippet ... likes waffles

Armando Dippet ... says he didn't eat those pancakes

Armando Dippet ... wants some French toast

Armando Dippet ... is having a mouthful

Now you know ... Armando Dippet

Penelope Clearwater

Penelope Clearwater ... has a red-head fetish

Penelope Clearwater ... likes to wear hats

Penelope Clearwater ... says that the first-years are t be cursed with consideration

Penelope Clearwater ... wants a new dentist

Penelope Clearwater ... is in no way liable for this

Now you know ... Penelope Clearwater

Aragog

Aragog ... has six legs

Aragog ... likes his toast buttered both sides

Aragog ... says that he hates students that have tissues in their pockets

Aragog ... wants some Hufflepuff pâté

Aragog ... is cultured and elegant

Now you know ... Aragog

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