21. The Factitious Twenty-First – artificial
Stan Shunpike
Stan Shunpike ... has a handlebar moustache
Stan Shunpike ... likes French onion soup
Stan Shunpike ... says that Aston Martins suck
Stan Shunpike ... wants new uniforms
Stan Shunpike ... likes wondering where Neville Longbottom
Now you know ... Stan Shunpike
Ernie Prang
Ernie Prang ... has never taken a driving test
Ernie Prang ... likes that new car smell
Ernie Prang ... says that there is no need to panic
Ernie Prang ... wants to install a fridge-freezer
Ernie Prang ... is no genius
Now you know ... Ernie Prang
Crookshanks
Crookshanks ... has opened a Thai restaurant
Crookshanks ... likes the taste of pesticide
Crookshanks ... says that Sirius is guilty
Crookshanks ... wants to eat Peter Pettigrew
Crookshanks ... is being rather sarcastic lately
Now you know ... Crooksanks
Florean Fortescue
Florean Fortescue ... has no idea how to make ice-cream
Florean Fortescue ... likes the new nitro-glycerine flavour
Florean Fortescue ... says that what he previously said was taken wrongly
Florean Fortescue ... wants to know what happened to him
Florean Fortescue ... is puzzled
Now you know ... Florean Fortescue
Remus Lupin
Remus Lupin ... has nothing wrong with him at all
Remus Lupin ... likes the taste of Wolfsbane Potion
Remus Lupin ... says that he hated James Potter
Remus Lupin ... some steak
Remus Lupin ... not not human
Now you know ... Remus Lupin
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A/N: Well, here's this week's chappie. Also late. Not late enough to warrant an apology, though. See you soon. – Katie