23. The Theopneust Twenty-Third – divinely inspired
Madam Rosmerta
Madam Rosmerta ... has been testing new flavours lately
Madam Rosmerta ... likes her shoes
Madam Rosmerta ... says that Ron's joke was actually pretty funny
Madam Rosmerta ... wants some more cucumber slices
Madam Rosmerta ... is seducing an unfortunate bystander
Now you know ... Madam Rosmerta
Cho Chang
Cho Chang ... has no toes
Cho Chang ... likes to go water-skiing in the Lake
Cho Chang ... says that she did like Harry, actually
Cho Chang ... wants you to try to disprove that
Cho Chang ... is attempting to abseil Ravenclaw Tower
Now you know ... Cho Chang
Tom Riddle Snr
Tom Riddle Snr ... has decided to return to Merope
Tom Riddle Snr ... likes to ride his horse
Tom Riddle Snr ... says Cecelia is breaking his heart
Tom Riddle Snr ... wants some more love potion
Tom Riddle Snr ... is not suffering mental trama
Now you know ... Tom Riddle Snr
Frank Bryce
Frank Bryce ... has never murdered people
Frank Bryce ... likes the smell of snakes
Frank Bryce ... says that he will not be returning in later books
Frank Bryce ... wants to apologize for it
Frank Bryce ... is currently hospitalised
Now you know ... Frank Bryce
Nagini
Nagini ... has two tongues
Nagini ... likes the taste of Muggle Studies teachers
Nagini ... says that parseltongue rocks
Nagini ... wants some ham
Nagini ... is having strange dreams of being a sleeping human
Now you know ... Nagini
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A/N: 'Sup? Did I post last Monday? Can't remember, will whoever has this story on alert PM me? Can whoever reads this far into this crappy story check out the poll on my profile. It's about what I should do next. I'm thinking about branching out of comedy and trying something new. – Katie