I'm so totally sorry for the delay! But seriously, it'd really help if people actually played along with the question thing! Either way, I've been having what I call "OMGWTF Writer's Block from Hell." But here's my attempt at a decent Aftermath show with what I've got, which is NOTHING!

"Hello, and welcome to The Total Drama Newbies Aftermath show! Now, the thing with this one is that Isabella has informed us of some REALLY bad news. There's no money left to fund anything! Yes, it's Telethon time, people! Our goal is 500,000 clams to send to Isabella and the TDN crew to fund the challenges! So, I'm Jane and this is my brother Mark, and here's a number to call and pledge! We seriously need it! And guess which Total Drama Veterans we've brought in today! That's right, former Aftermath hosts Geoff and Bridgette, and other TDVs, Owen, Trent, Cody, Harold, and Justin!" Jane announced as the aforementioned came out and sat in the peanut gallery.

"Geoff, Bridgette, would you help us in our telethon? Would you sing Save This Show?" Mark asked.

"No problem, twin host dudes," Geoff said.

Bridgette:This show you need to save.
This show, you gotta tell,
this show,
that you care.
Geoff: Jamaica, they're trapped down in.
Jamaica, they can't even,
Ja-party.
It's so unfair.
Bridgette:You've gotta help now, we're on the brink.
Geoff:The crew gets fired, if this ship sinks.
Bridgette:So make a difference, in their lives.
Geoff and Bridgette:Give us cash or this show dies!
Bridgette:Saaave this show,
Total Drama.
Geoff:Saaave this show,
you know you wanna.
Geoff and Bridgette:Save the show that you love!
Bridgette:Saaave this show, Total Drama.
Geoff:Saaave this show, so call the numbah!
Geoff and Bridgette:Save the show with love, and five hundred thousand dollars!
Geoff:Save the show baby, just give it some dough. Give it some love and some dough.

"Thanks, guys," Jane said. They gave thumbs-ups and sat in the peanut gallery.

"Okay, our very first guest was voted off in the very first double elimination of the season! She loves to practice magic, and does very well at it! She predicted something bad would happen to Dalton, AND IT DID! Say hello to the Voodoo Priestess herself, Marion LeDavon!" Jane announced as Marion walked out from behind a parchment.

"Hi, everyone!" Marion said.

"So, would you be willing to do something really cool if we hit a certain amount?" Mark asked.

"Sure. Get me some candles and turn the lights out when we reach the amount. And light the candles," Marion said. The candles were brought out, lit, and placed center stage. Marion sat cross-legged in front of them.

"Okay, if we get $3,000, then Marion will do some of her cool voodoo magic thing!" Jane said. Immediately, the numbers started rising. Once they hit $3,000, the lights turned out. Small orbs of colored light soon showed up around Marion. She then extinguished the candles, leaving her eyes showing. The lights came back on, and the total had reached $10,000!

"Amazing! Our next guest is really pretty, and is a tomboy! And would be someone to watch in the game! If she weren't here! It's Neveah!" Mark announced as Neveah walked onstage from a parchment.

"Hi, Jane and Mark!" Neveah said.

"So, if we hit a certain amount, will you sing a song?" Jane asked.

"Sure!" Neveah said.

"Okay, everyone out there in the world of television, when we reach $100,000 dollars, Neveah will sing for us!" Mark said. The numbers climbed. When the number reached 100,000, Jane turned to the peanut gallery, which consisted of everyone from the first three seasons.

"What song should Neveah here sing?" Jane asked,

"Boyfriend Kisser! I'll back her up!" Courtney said.

"Anyone second that?" Jane asked.

"I second the motion!" Heather said.

"It's settled! And we've provided a set just like the one used in the episode the song appeared in! It has button-activated videos!" Jane said. Courtney stepped onto the stage from the peanut gallery. Jane placed military hats on the singers' heads.

Neveah: Boyfriend kisser!
I thought she was my friend,
But now it's time to diss her!
Sure we had some fun times,
But I'm not gonna miss her now!
Courtney: Boyfriend kisser!
Neveah: You're gonna get
what's coming to you
If it's the last thing
I ever do-oo-oo!
Courtney: That's right!
That's right!
Courtney and Neveah: That's right!
That's right!
Neveah: Let's go a little back!
We captured Duncan in a sack.
Courtney: And had a laugh attack
when you stretched me on the rack!
Neveah: All those times you made me smile,
you wanted my man
All the while!
Sierra: Duh! It was so obvious.
Courtney and Neveah: Boyfriend kisser!
Neveah: You're not my new sister!
You're a pus-y, gothy, nasty blister! Oh!
Courtney: Boyfriend kisser!
Courtney and Neveah: You're gonna get what's coming to you!
Neveah: If it's the last thing I ever do-oo-oo!

"Okay, we've almost reached our goal! We're now at $470,000! Just $30,000 more and we're set! How about once we reach our goal, we show That's Gonna Leave a Mark?" Jane said. Immediately, the numbers climbed.

"$500,000 clams! Yes! Roll it!" Mark said.

The clips showed Ash walking to the communal washrooms. She ran into a rake, knocking her down.

Dalton was walking in the woods when skunks came out and sprayed him.

Thunder was shooting things with a paintball gun. She got shot in the stomach with a paintball.

"Well, that's all for TDN the Aftermath: The Telethon! Don't forget to watch Total Drama Newbies! Bye!"