24. The Feuillemorte Twenty-Fourth – having the colour of a dead or faded leaf
Bertha Jorkins
Bertha Jorkins ... has yet to realise what happened
Bertha Jorkins ... likes the Witch Weekly's scandals section
Bertha Jorkins ... says that someone did something
Bertha Jorkins ... wants something deep-fried and smothered in chocolate
Bertha Jorkins ... is developing magical deodorant
Now you know ... Bertha Jorkins
Pigwidgeon
Pigwidgeon ... has always wanted to try bacon
Pigwidgeon ... likes to inspect the rafters
Pigwidgeon ... says the rafters are rotting
Pigwidgeon ... wants a pepperoni and sand pizza
Pigwidgeon ... is a monster inside
Now you know ... Pigwidgeon
Alastor Moody
Alastor Moody ... has no sense of direction
Alastor Moody ... likes his paranoid bin
Alastor Moody ... says 'j'aime gateau'
Alastor Moody ... wants a chocolate mud cake
Alastor Moody ... is chilling in his trunck
Now you know ... Alastor Moody
Barty Crouch Snr
Barty Crouch Snr ... has a protruding nasal appendage
Barty Crouch Snr ... likes black jelly beans
Barty Crouch Snr ... says that the drapes are a train wreck
Barty Crouch Snr ... wants you to stand trial for that
Barty Crouch Snr ... is this morning's second failest person alive
Now you know ... Barty Crouch Snr
Ludo Bagman
Ludo Bagman ... has cleophobia
Ludo Bagman ... likes to wear lederhosen
Ludo Bagman ... says that he was unjustly assaulted by those goblins
Ludo Bagman ... wants to borrow a garter
Ludo Bagman ... is giving a pointless speech
Now you know ... Ludo Bagman
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A/N: This chapter is full to the brim of references. Out of curiosity, can anyone name all of them? A shout out to the faithful 'yellow 14', thanks for the reviews, dude. Oh yeah, everyone who likes a laugh, go check out 'funkyorange' and her awesome commentaries. Really. Seriously. Go. – Katie