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…TEC…

"Mommy…" Ellie whined as we trudged through the heavy snow.

Not one of my best ideas.

"Can we go home? I'm tired." She tugged on my hand before falling face first into about a foot of snow. I picked her up by the waist and she brushed off her face angrily before scowling at me.

"I didn't do anything to you." I said defensively as her face turned red from the temperature.

"Home?"

"We're going home, Ellie." I sighed and held her hand as we walked farther down the street next to ours. "Anyway you're the one that wanted to come with me, so hush." I narrowly dodged a telephone pole and walked on a little bit further when I noticed that my kid was gone. I immediately looked to the snow, hoping that she didn't get buried.

"Oh shit..." I groaned when I didn't see her, the sound of her jacket crinkling made me look up. Ellie was about three feet behind me, holding onto the telephone pole like it was her lifeline. "What are you doing?"

"Sydney told me that if I hold onto a pole, a stranger will come and take me home." She said before pressing her cheek to the wood.

"Take you home with them. Come on, Ellie." I said before pulling my hat over my ears, a large van drove by and an obese man leered at her. I flipped him off, "What the fuck?" I yelled at the van before it sped up just a little.

"You can go on. I'll be fine here." She closed her eyes and tightened her arm on the pole. I shrugged and kept walking, expecting her to follow. Almost ten yards away from the pole I turned to see her still holding on for dear life.

"What the hell?" I grumbled before raising my voice so she could hear me. "Ellie! Get over here, we're going home… come on now…" Hell I was cold too. I also happened to be wearing inappropriate footwear, the snow soaked through my gym shoes.

'Exercise' purposes.

"I'm tired, and cold!" She yelled back at me with a slight whine.

"You don't want me to call Daddy do you?" I asked holding up my cell phone.

"Please? I want him to come pick me up!" I put my hands on my hips and gave her the bitch brow.

"Ellie!"

"But-" I stomped dramatically and pointed at the ground next to me. "Fine…" She huffed before trudging her way towards me.

"I told you that it was going to be cold. I told you to stay home."

"But it wasn't cold then."

"We were inside, Ellie." She frowned and stomped up to me before grabbing my hand angrily. Which was something that was hard to make intimidating.

"I'm telling on you."

"Congratulations."

"Wait, I won't tell on you if you give me a cookie."

"You're going to blackmail me?"

"Depends."

"On what?"

"What blackmail means." I rolled my eyes. "Can we decorate the tree when we get home?" The change of subject confused me for a second.

"Um… Yeah sure?" She smiled and we rounded the corner to our street and she yelled with happiness.

"Next time you go exercise can we bring the car?"

"That wouldn't be exercise." She shrugged and darted into our yard, running to the door and falling on her ass when she realized that it wasn't unlocked. The door opened about a minute later and Riley peered out at her before picking her up.

My lip quivered as I attempted to stifle my laughter, "Are you okay, Honey?" She nodded and cupped her forehead before Alec took her inside. "Thanks." I muttered before pushing the door open for them.

"No problem. How was your walk?" I shrugged and Ellie decided to go on a tangent about how strangers weren't as nice as this Sydney said they were, while we removed our damp clothing.

"I was holding onto the pole and I put my leg up but-" I shook my head and heard a few erratic steps before looking up and seeing Edward turn and go back up the steps.

He stood at the top of the staircase. "I'm going to try again." I chuckled and Ellie blushed.

"It wasn't like that, Daddy. I was trying to pick up strangers… Silly." She giggled and Edward covered his ears.

"No, I really don't want to hear about this…" He groaned.

She met him at the end of the steps, "Will you help me decorate the tree? I need someone to reach the tall parts but Mommy's… you know." She stooped down and whispered, "Short."

"I'm not short. I only look short because the rest of you people are fuc- freaking huge." I smirked at Ellie who was fully prepared to hold out her hand and get that dollar.

"How tall are you?"

"Five nine and three quarters." I boasted proudly, like a three year old. She came and patted my hand sympathetically, before looking up to her 6'3 father.

"She really thinks she's tall. Poor girl." I frowned and huffed. Ellie grabbed Edwards hand and dragged him into the front room, where our eight foot tree sat.

"Did you two make up?" Alec asked referring to Edward and me. I shrugged.

"So who are the people staying with us now? Edward's cousins?" I shook my head.

"No, they're agents too. They decided that you need more protection than the two of us." He furrowed his eyebrows and sighed. I patted his shoulder before standing and heading into the living room to join in with the decorating.

…TEC…

"Mommy? Baby's eating the tree." Ellie said nonchalantly as she hung more ornaments on the tree. I looked over to see Seth chewing on the cord between the unhung lights.

"No no, Honey." I said gently before tugging the cord from out of his teeth, he screamed when the lights were finally out of his mouth and banged on the walker. "Seth…" I pulled him to my chest and sat on the couch with him before giving him the bottle that sat on the side table. He chewed the fuck out of the nipple on the bottle and I groaned.

"Edward will you get the teething ring and put it in the freezer?" He nodded and I let Seth play with my finger and try to bite the hell out of it. I bounced him on my knee and attempted to take his mind off of the pain when Edward reappeared with a tube of something.

He held his hands out for Seth and I passed him on, "Here you go, little guy." He whispered when Seth crying got louder. He squirted whatever the hell that was onto his finger and rubbed it on Seth's gums.

Ellie walked up and wrinkled her nose at us, "What are you doing?"

"He's teething. Daddy's helping his mouth to stop hurting."

"You never did that for me!" She gasped as Seth's cries slowly died down.

Edward looked at her through his lashes, "Yes, I did." He shook his head and sat back when he was done letting Seth rest on his chest. Seth laid his head on Edwards shoulder and he played with the collar of his shirt.

She huffed, "You guys are always staring at Baby. He's not that great. He doesn't do anything but poop, cry and sleep." She curled a lip at Seth as he drifted off to sleep on Edward.

"Ellie-"

She cut me off and pouted at me, "You never play with me anymore." She looked between the two of us and I opened my arms so that she could crawl into my lap. She obliged and I kissed the top of her head.

"Honey, I took you out this morning. Daddy spent just as much time with you when you were a Baby." I said before biting my lip and stroking her hair. She hugged me tightly.

"So I have to be a baby again, for you to like me?"

"Ellie we love you and we always will." Edward said softly, before laying Seth on his stomach, on the blanket on the floor. He pulled Ellie's feet into his lap and she sighed.

A bunch of emotions flitted across her face before she settled on disgust. "What's wrong?"

"I miss Aunt Alice… Mommy how old are you before you start bleeding?" I blushed. "Like period."

"I don't know… Why?"

"It makes you crazy right?"

"I mean-"

"Oh my god. I'm perioding!" I laughed at the shocked look on her face. "I knew it. See, 'cause I don't like Aunt Alice." She sighed in relief and looked up to Edward I followed her line of sight and laughed. Edward sat with wide eyes and his hands in his hair.

"Oh god… Not another one." He whispered, his hand scrubbed at his face as if he tried to wipe the last minute of our conversation out of his head.

"She's joking, Baby." I said, rubbing his arm.

Poor guy.

Ellie's eyes went wide before she shot up and swung her legs out of Edwards lap, "I gotta' potty!" She squealed before rushing out of the room.

Edward grabbed my leg, turning me on the couch so that I lay on my back, with him between my legs, after making sure Ellie was gone. "Woah, what the hell?"

He held my face between his hands, "I'm sorry. I shouldn't have snapped at you yesterday."

"I agree." He frowned at me and I stared right back at him, before cracking a smile. Edward grinned back and pecked my lips.

"I love you." He whispered before kissing down my neck. We must PMS at the same time, because only difference between us this week was that I bled. "Wanna fuck?"

"Well, when you say it all romantical like that it just makes my insides melt. Of course I do!" I said in a cheesy voice, his brain must have been clouded by how horny he was though because he immediately dove for my pants. "Edward. No." His head snapped up and he pouted at me. "Not with Ellie and Seth here."

He bit his lip in thought, "The bathroom?"

"No… not even the bathroom." I shook my head.

He pouted, "Ellie's around the corner. Seth is right there." I hissed, he kissed me deeply and grinded his hips into mine. "She's just using the bathroom."

"She'll be in there for a while."

"How do you know?"

"Did'ju see here face? That was her poop face and she said 'I gotta potty.' Not 'I gotta pee' which is what she usually says." His hand slid up to cup my breast and I squirmed, while arousal pooled between my thighs.

"Gah, you make me feel like I'm cheating on her." I muttered, as he kissed down my chest and unbuttoned the top of my shirt. He smirked and slipped his hand into my shirt and pushing the cup of my bra down so that he could wrap his lips around my hard as rock, nipple. I let out a breathy pant and he sucked gently. I tossed my head back when two things happened at once; he sucked too hard on my nipple and got some of my essence and Ellie appeared in the doorway.

My hands wrapped in Edwards hair and I pulled him up to my level roughly as he gagged at the taste of my milk. Ellie was adjusting her belt and didn't realize that Mommy and Daddy weren't doing appropriate Mommy and Daddy activities. While she fumbled with her belt, I fumbled with the buttons on my shirt. I wasn't sure if Edward hadn't realized that Ellie stood there or what, because he set to work on my neck again.

"Stop." I hissed before slipping from under him, and attempted to right myself on the couch. I then realized that we hadn't done anything about finding a lead.

"Don't we need to be talking about finding a lead?" I whispered before reaching up to run a hand through his hair.

"No. Tanya had gotten the license plate on the car. The car was linked and registered to the dumbass."

"Well who is it?"

"Some asshole hit man. He is an assassin, not a good one though. They just deployed some guys to go and track down this guy and question him."

"You've already told, Charlie?" He nodded. There were three loud knocks on the door and Edward jumped up to answer it. There was some conversing and then Edward reentered the room looking disgruntled.

He narrowed his eyes at Ellie, "There's a boy here to see you. Who does he think he is? I should have got my gun." He trailed off as he plopped down next to me. Ellie peeked down the foyer before yelling.

"Embry! Daddy why is he still out on the doorstep?" She huffed, she jumped up to get the door and let him in.

I smirked at Edward, "You were going to threaten a seven year old. Look at you my macho man." I said sarcastically before patting his stomach. The two kids entered the room and Embry gave Edward a scared look.

"Hi, Embry. I'm Mrs. Masen." The little boy smiled shyly and blushed.

"Well aren't you adorable?" Alice said from the kitchen entry way. I jumped at the sound of her voice, "Is this your boyfriend, Ellie?" They looked at each other and stuck their tongues out in disgust, while Edward lurched forward.

"No!" I grabbed his shoulder and pulled him back down.

"Can we play outside?" Embry asked, giving me a pointed glance which clearly said he was talking to me.

"Yes," Ellie squealed before grabbing his hand and pulling him out of the living room, before she went into the kitchen she gave Alice a light hug before curling her lip and turning to Embry.

"You know, I'm perioding."

"My dad said play time is over when you period."

"You period too?" This conversation was slightly horrifying.

"I don't think so. I was bleeding yesterday though… I cut my arm on the table." He twisted his arm to show her his SpongeBob bandaid.

"So you do period? Cool…" Their voices faded away and I hung my head.

"My little girls growing up." Edward whined before burying his head in my neck.

Alice shook her head, "You guys are lucky that you haven't been charged with corruption of a minor. It's too late for that one."

…TEC…

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SO HERE'S THE THING: Tehe just wanted your attention :D I wrote two completely different versions of this chapter and if you follow me on Twitter you already know that I think both of them aren't that great… But I had to post one and I kind of thought this one was more relevant to the characters and what not (As in the other one was almost just random shit about sexual things…? Yeah I know) but… To be honest I thought they both were like 'Ehh…' If you want to see the second version just leave a NICE review saying so, like no:

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