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…TEC…

Chapter 13 (alternate version)

*"Two words. Dumb ass." I used all of my strength to connect my thigh to his balls. He let out a high pitched squeal before immediately falling to the ground. Riley's door opened at the sound and when he saw Mike hit the ground his eyes widened. I smiled at him before looking back over the railing at Edward.

"Hey, Honey? Your cousin may need some help up here."*

I jerked my head to Newton who lay at my feet. Edward sighed and came up the steps quickly. He didn't spare a glance at Newton instead wrapping his arm around my waist and lifting me over his shoulder and taking me into the bedroom.

He tossed me on the bed and held my face between his hands, "I'm sorry. I shouldn't have snapped at you."

"I agree." He frowned at me and I stared right back at him, before cracking a smile. Edward grinned back and pecked my lips.

"I love you." He whispered before kissing down my neck. We must PMS at the same time, only difference between us this week was that I bled. "Wana fuck?"

"Well, when you say it all romantical like that it just makes my insides melt. Of course I do!" I said in a cheesy voice, his brain must have been clouded by how horny he was though because he immediately dove for my pants. "Edward. No." His head snapped up and he pouted at me. "Not with Newton here."

He bit his lip in thought, "The bathroom?"

"No… not even the bathroom." I shook my head.

"Please… I'll eat you out." I blushed.

"How old are you? Thirteen? Dear goodness. Get off of me." I laughed, he frowned.

"God you pull out all of the big stops and just get shut down." He looked so damned sad I had to laugh.

"I'm sorry, Baby. Maybe later?"

"I won't be in the mood later." He whined before rolling off of me and lying next to me with his arms folded over his chest.

"Looks like you're out of luck."

"Never mind! I lied; I'm never not in the mood." I sat up and patted his chest.

"I know." I grinned and he huffed.

"Always have to do everything for myself." He groaned before lifting his hips and sliding his sweat pants over them, to reveal that he was going commando under the baggy material. "Unless…" He raised an eyebrow at me.

"You wana give Daddy a little something for apologizing?" I furrowed my eyebrows.

"No thanks, Daddy. I'm fine." I leaned over and kissed him anyway.

His hand turned and grabbed a bottle of lube from the dresser, and applying it to his hands and then dick. I bit my lip as I watched his hand run up and down his length.

His eyes were trained on me as he got himself off, "Come on, Baby, you know you want to." He wiggled his eyebrows and gave two hard tugs on his dick, making me practically salivate. This man was fucking gorgeous. Everything about him was including his massive cock.

"No… no. Nope." I popped the 'P' and pulled out a book from my night stand.

"Come on, Baby. Give me something to work with? Unbutton your shirt, spread your legs?"

"No. What is it with you? Do you get off on having sex with other people in the house?"

"At the moment I'm not getting off at all." He groaned as the jerking got harder.

"Oh… I know what your issue is! You're on your period!"

"Yep."

"Backdoor."

"Hell no."

"Please?"

"The fuck? It's called a back door for a reason."

"Baby…"

"Edward. No."

"It'd be just like it'd be in the front door."

"Except completely different."

"Bella… It won't hurt with enough lube."

"Ugh that's just nasty, so I can be leaking lube and jizz from my ass?"

"Hey at least I would get to jizz."

"Not in my ass you won't!"

"Bella what are you saving it for anyway? God gave you an ass for a reason."

"That reason is to shit, Edward."

"The shit talk is really ruining the mood."

"Yeah, talking about shit grosses you out. But you want to stick your dick in the source."

"I'll love you forever."

"No."

"Come on… Don't make me suffer because you have to."

"Oh yeah that makes me want to let you in the trap door."

"Really?"

"No."

"Bella!" I groaned and moved to kneel between his open legs.

"If I blow you will you shut up?" He nodded happily and reached to unbutton my shirt. I ran my thumb over his slit and collected some of the KY jelly on my thumb.

"Is this edible?" He nodded, I was almost positive he just said yes because he wanted my mouth on him. I lowered my head and took all of him into my mouth, going deep enough for his head to slide into my throat. I pulled all the way off of him and let go with a pop. Edward's hands were gripping the headboard so tight I thought he was going to break it. I ran my hand up and down his shaft again before tapping against my lips, his hips rolled just so and he was thrust into my mouth again. I trailed my tongue on the underside of his cock and massaged his balls lightly.

"Fuck yes… you look so good with my cock in your mouth, dirty girl." I held up a hand because it was beginning to be too much. I was getting horny.

Really horny.

"Mmmm yes…" He moaned breathlessly. I moaned around his cock and then swallowed twice, causing him to shoot his hot essence down my throat. I swallowed as much of it as possible and used my right hand to assist in milking him. I writhed against my left hand excitedly.

"Looks like we should have just fucked, huh?" He asked with a dreamy smirk.

"Edward, I'm still on my period." He grabbed me under my arms and pulled me up next to him in the bed before thrusting against me roughly.

"Talk... Baby." I groaned as he tore my shit up.

"You like that, Baby? That warm pussy," He moaned and grabbed at my chest, roughly. "Dirty fucking slut. You looked so good with my dick in your mouth…" He raised my body and slipped a pillow under my back, and pushing my legs up, so that my ankles were up at his neck and grinded in just the right spot. "Cum for me, gorgeous." I fell over the edge and my eyes screwed shut, my hand flying into his hair as he rocked against me.

Edward pushed my hair away from my face and laid an open mouthed kiss on my neck.

"Love you, beautiful." He turned and rolled us so that I lay on his chest and kissed my forehead.

"Love you too," I turned to look up at his peaceful face, "Don't we need to be talking about finding a lead?" I whispered before reaching up to run a hand through his hair.

"No. Tanya had gotten the license plate on the car. The car was linked and registered to the dumbass."

"Well who is it?"

"Some asshole hit man. He is an assassin, not a good one though. They just deployed some guys to go and track down this guy and question him." I nodded and there was a hard knock on the door.

"Hold on!" I yelled, before buttoning up my shirt as Edward scrambled for his pants.

"You people are disgusting." Tanya grunted from the other side of the door, "You realize that you have company right? First you knock out my partner, and then you go and be as loud as possible while you fuck? Agh…" I went to the door when the both of us were semi descent and pulled it open.

"We weren't having sex." I rolled my eyes.

"Then that was some loud ass sleeping." She rolled her eyes and walked farther into the room, before backing out. "Not having sex my ass. It smells like straight sex."

I shrugged, "We had sexual relations, technically. There was no penetration cause I riding the red sea-" Edward covered my mouth and turned me so that I stood behind him as he greeted Tanya.

"They got the guy. They just want to know if you want to question him personally." Edward nodded and she immediately typed something out on her phone.

"Can I do it too?" She shook her head but Edward shrugged.

"You can't actually be in there, not being an agent, Isabella. You should know that." Queue eye roll.

"You can watch from the screening room." Edward said over his shoulder. "Is that it?" He asked Tanya.

She nodded before seemingly changing her mind, "Do you two make it a habit to have 'sexual relations' while others are here? I mean you guys aren't exactly church mice…" She glared at me like I was up here sexually relating with myself, I glared back at her.

"Yeah well we like to let everybody know how fucking amazing the sex is so-"

"Bye, Tanya." Edward cut me off and closed the door in her face before turning to me. "Have you no tact?"

"Nope." He smiled at me before wrapping his arms around my waist and kissing my shoulder.

…TEC…

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