Looseleaf
CXVIII. Lock
"You were totally making passes at Near," Mello said sourly, entering their room first. Immediately, he went off to start studying.
"Mello. I picked up his pencil. Then I gave it to him," Matt said exasperatedly. "What? Would it have made you feel better if I shoved it in his eye instead?"
"Well. Considering that we are rivals and all, Matthew," Mello said sarcastically.
"That's not my name."
"I know."
"Mellow-yellow."
"...What?"
"Mellybean."
"Stop."
"Melly-chan."
"I'll castrate you."
"Mello-jello."
"Goddammit, Matt-!" Mello roared, leaping across the room and tackling the redhead to the floor.
Matt gave him a cheeky smile, trying to ignore the blond's knee - which was digging painfully into the gamer's crotch.
"I should put a chastity belt on you," Mello said crossly. "Then keep the key for myself."
Matt rolled his eyes. "How would I piss, then?"
Mello smirked. "We can just make a hole in front of the metal underwear so you can-"
"Okay, I get it!" Matt squawked, thrashing around, face red in embarrassment.
"Pfft." Mello got up off of Matt, brushing imaginary dirt from his shoulders. "Well. I've gotta go shopping. 'Bye."
Matt paled. He wasn't dumb, he knew Mello well enough to know what the blond was up to...
"Matty-kins!"
"Er...hi."
"Look what I got!"
"Is it a new gam- What. The. Hell."
"Heh, wanna go put it on?"
"Mello! I thought you weren't being- The fuck, is that a hole in the front?"
A chastity belt is basically this type of metal underwear that usually girls wear. It comes with a lock and key, and the key is most of the time given to either their father to, like, 'preserve' her... o.o
Also... "YOUR MAMA WEARS TOO MUCH MAKE-UP!"
Pfft. XD
erm...cookies if you know what the reference is from? :D