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WARNING: There's a whole bunch of hormonal stuff going on with Bella… Don't judge haha. There is also a lot of Mike bashing so…
…TEC…
BPOV
Four days or so after the previous chapter…
"So… are you taken, honey?" Mike leaned against the doorway blocking Alice and I from leaving after yet another one of my morning sickness episodes. He winked at Alice before checking me out.
"Get the fuck out of my way, Michael." I growled, he smirked before sauntering a bit closer to us.
"Don't be like that, Baby. You know you need me." He leaned into my face and instantly I was furious. Before I was fully aware of what was going on I had thrown my fist into his stomach. Making him double over onto Alice, she shrieked and pushed him away.
He coughed for a second before smirking and whispering, "Fiesty."
"You are an idiot." Alice sighed. "Aren't you here to protect the house or some shit like that?" She asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Yes." I answered for him, he straightened up and rolled his eyes. We both maneuvered around him, leaving the bathroom. I turned to Alice, "Will you make sure, Seth and Ellie are okay? Actually… bring them both in here." She nodded before skipping out of the bedroom. I flopped lifelessly into the bed and attempted to rest when I remembered that Mike hadn't left the room. I cracked an eye open to see him still standing in the bathroom doorway, watching me.
"Leave." He pushed off of the door and sat next to me on the bed. "Um… The fuck?"
"Since Edward's not here, I thought I'd step in and show you the man's touch that you're missing." His hand slid down the sheet that covered my leg and I sat up. "Or with Masen, the man's touch that you never had." My stomach flipped like crazy as I stared at his hand. I reached over to Edward's night stand and pulled out my nine.
Right… before lurching over and puking into Mike's lap. His hand tightened on my leg and I knee'ed him in the back as I curled in on myself and he gasped in disgust. A shadow fell over the room, someone was blocking the little light that was let in by the wide open door.
"Bella?" I threw up again and felt tears slip out of my eyes because I was going to have to clean this shit up later. Soon Mike flew off of the bed and Riley stood over me.
"Are you okay?" He searched my eyes before turning and yelling at Newton.
"Ah…" I wiped my mouth like the disgusting ass I was. Hell I wasn't planning on puking on Newton. That shit's just nasty. I'm a better person than that.
I was just going to take my gun off of safety and wave it at his dick for a while.
"Bathroom…" He helped me stand while being very cautious about the disgusting throw up on my hands and sheets. Alice came in with Ellie and Seth and most likely took in the frenzy that was Riley, Mike and I, the sheets, and the discarded gun on the bed before ushering them right back out. Riley held my hair, despite my protest and sat with me as I finished my… business. When I was done Alice brought a rag in and I wiped myself off with it.
"No… You need a shower." Her head turned to Riley. "Bye." He leveled her glare before standing.
"Thank you!" I called at him, he waived me off as he walked to the door.
"Go see a doctor." I nodded reluctantly and he left. I showered, and brushed my teeth and was feeling much better after. When I left the bedroom for the first time today I went to go fix the kids something. Mike stayed far away from me and choose to roam around the house instead, something he should have done in the first place. He wore a pair of Riley's sweatpants and a t-shirt.
"Mommy, are you going to be okay?" Ellie asked before hugging my waist, I crouched down and wrapped my arms around her tightly and nodding before smacking a kiss on her cheek. A small shriek was let out, I looked up to see Seth balancing himself precariously on his legs, using the couch for support. And then…
He fell on his ass.
Eh… at least he stood.
He crawled clumsily toward me and crashed into me. I lifted my baby boy into my arms and peppered his face with kisses.
"Hi baby!" I picked him up and held Ellie's hand as we walked into the kitchen. Mike was making his rounds in the room and Seth pointed at him and screamed, "Azz." I frowned and looked to Ellie.
"Alice." She said with a shake of her head, she took Seth's hand and looked into his eyes. "No, Baby. No. Mike." Alice entered the room and she pointed at her as she passed us. "Hoes. Don't. Know." Then she shook her head furiously, Seth joined her in the head shaking and smiled happily at her. "Good. Baby." She spoke slowly the entire time, making sure he hung onto her every word. Alice stopped at the counter well aware that Ellie was calling her a hoe.
"Hey, kid…" We all turned to her expectantly. "Shut up."
Major let down…
"Good one, Alice." I said sarcastically before opening the fridge and looking for something to make with Seth on my hip and Ellie right next to me.
"Why do you let her talk to me that way?" She whined and I sighed heavily.
"I teach my kids not to lie." She huffed and rolled her eyes. "I'm kidding!" I turned to Ellie. "Stop calling Alice a whore. She doesn't like it, it's rude and she's an adult and you probably don't even know what that means. Understand?" Ellie nodded and I sat Seth down into his high chair. Riley entered the kitchen and plopped into the chair across from Ellie. They struck up a conversation and I was befuddled. I stayed in my room for a day and a half and Ellie was being nice to Seth and apparently forgave Riley for the whole fake uncle mishap.
I whipped up a few sandwiches, not feeling up to making a four course lunch and set them on the table before lifting Ellie and sitting in her chair, placing her on my lap.
She leaned back against me, "I missed you, Mommy. Do you feel better?" I nodded against her shoulder and leaned over to feed Seth as he giggled and bounced in the chair.
"Isn't this adorable?" Alice muttered as she sat next to Riley with a sandwich of her own. Ellie took a large bite out of her sandwich before screaming and pulling the soggy bread away from her mouth. A tooth was lodged into the sandwich.
"Oh god…" Alice groaned as she and Alec took in the scene from across the table.
I spun her on my lap, "You lost your first tooth, pumpkin!" I squealed happily before letting out a high pitched giggle, mind you, I don't squeak or giggle.
Hormones.
I moved Ellie off of my lap and stood to get a hand towel and a glass of salt water. Mike made another round through the kitchen and while he was checking the windows his eyes widened.
"What's wrong, Newton?" I asked as I cleaned up my daughter's mouth and bagged the tooth.
"Someone's out there." The front door crashed open and our heads shot towards it. I pushed Ellie's head into my neck as Mike pulled out a tiny ass handgun.
"Why the hell is your gun so small?" I hissed, he rolled his eyes and moved toward the foyer. "What's that going to do? Take out a leprechaun?"
I heard a click and closed my eyes as I waited for the accompanying shot when I heard. "What the fuck, Newton?" There was a small pause before he laughed. "Looks like you accidentally picked up your mothers gun." I shot up at the sound of Edwards voice and Ellie darted out of my grasp.
She screamed, in a voice that was uncharacteristically deep for her, "Daddy!" And Edward let out a loud 'umph' as she most likely ran straight into his stomach. I grabbed Seth and met with the rest of our family in the foyer. Edward was crouched down holding onto Ellie almost as tightly as she gripped his neck. And I cried.
Fucking hormones.
"I missed you, honey." He said softly into her ear, she mumbled something back before kissing his cheek.
"You shouldn't leave me again, okay?" She said as she met his eyes, he smiled at her and nodded. Earning a kiss on the forehead from Ellie. Seth then decided to become aware of the situation and scream and bounce in my arms.
Way to ruin a moment kid.
"Calm down, honey…" I coo'ed as I rocked him slightly before swiping at my tears. I was busy letting him try to break my finger when I felt Edward's arms around me. I balanced Seth in one arm before wrapping the other around Edward's neck and pulling him to me. I hugged him tightly pressing my face into his neck as I breathed him in.
"I'm glad your back." I whispered, he whispered in agreement back before pulling back and pecking my lips. His hand drifted to my stomach and I smiled. For the first time since I found out about the baby I thought that everything would be alright.
"What did you do to my daughter?" He asked playfully as her eyes widened when her mouth started bleeding heavily.
"Oh fuck." I whispered to myself before pushing Seth into Edwards arms and wrapping an arm around Ellie, giving her the glass of salt water and making her rinse her gums. When she saw how much blood was leaving her mouth she gasped and looked at me in fright.
"Am I going to have to need dentures, Mommy?" I smiled and shook my head.
"No, of course not. Maybe a gold tooth or two but not dentures." She took my words seriously and nodded.
"Can mine have 'E's on them? In diamond?" I nodded and rolled my eyes before leading her to a seat. Edward came up behind me before wrapping his arms around my waist and resting his head on my shoulder.
"We need to talk…" He said cryptically handing Seth to Alice before pulling me out of the room.
"I'd say use a condom… But you already knocked her up so…" Alice smirked as she passed me on the way to the kitchen. He pulled me up the steps and was about to go into the bedroom when I stopped him.
"We're kind of letting that air out, right now…" I smiled hesitantly with my hand on his chest. He quirked an eyebrow before taking me farther down the hall way to the left over guest room. He pushed me backwards onto the bed and crawled over me, kissing the ever loving shit out of me. I tangled my fingers in his hair and pressed him to me. His hands grazed my breast as he rocked into me.
"Why is the bedroom being aired out?" He asked before kissing down my neck and pinching my nipple firmly, before smirking as I moaned. I wrapped a leg around his waist and ground into him before speaking without thinking.
"I puked on Newton." His fingers left my breast and he instead used his hands to prop himself up as he gazed down at me.
"Why was Newton in our bedroom?" Oh yeah ignore the fact that I had gotten physically sick.
Love you too, Baby.
"You roomed with Tanya. So I thought that rooming with Mike wasn't all that bad of an idea…" I lied, his face went from curious to furious in a split second before he shot up.
"Where are you going?"
"I'm going to kick his ass."
"Okay. Okay wait. I lied." He turned and glared at me. "Don't give me that look! You roomed with Tanya!" I yelled, I could tell that he was biting the inside of his cheek. My moods apparently wouldn't let me shut the fuck up when it was time to. He knew this.
"Yes, but we were in two separate beds and it wasn't in my fucking bedroom. It wasn't even my choice." He growled lowly.
"Okay, I'm sorry, c'mere." I scooted up on the bed and patted the space between my legs and he fell into it, letting me wrap myself around him completely. "You know you're the only person I share that room with." I kissed his neck and rubbed my hands over his toned stomach. I placed a light kiss on his back.
"I'm just still not okay with the whole Tanya situation." I admitted. "Mike was in our room though."
"Why was that?" He asked obviously more calm.
Hell there was no point in beating around the bush. "He thought I'd be missing a man's touch while you were gone." I snorted and he tensed under my hands, his jaw visibly clenching.
He stayed quiet and I laid my head on his back. "I love you. Sorry for pissing you off." He grabbed my roaming hands in his and brought my arms up so that they were over his shoulder and he kissed my palms.
"It's alright. Just another month… this shit…" His words faded in and out and I frowned. He stood up and went to the door.
"Where are you going now?" I asked standing too.
"A 'man's touch', my left nut." He muttered before yanking the door open and marching down the steps.
"He already got puked on, Edward. That's pretty fucking gross…" He rolled his eyes and descended the steps quickly. When I reached the stairs I was almost running down them. I stopped at the foot of the stairs and held my arms out. "C'mere. Give Mama a hug." I patted my shoulder and mock pouted. He gave me a dry look before continuing his search for Newton. If I hadn't have puked on him this morning I'd be all for the ass kicking, but I was feeling generous. I ran towards him and grabbed his arm.
"Edward. It's not that serious, honestly. I can handle myself. If I can't at some point, you'll be the first person I call. Okay?" I pulled his arm around my waist and kissed his cheek. Newton choose then to walk past us during his walk through and blatantly checked me out. Like the dick that he is. Edward's steps faltered and I grabbed his arm, tugging him along with me.
"Bella…" He groaned.
"Why is it such a big deal?"
"I don't know. I'm the man of the house… I'm supposed to defend your honor… or some shit like that." He looked at me guiltily and I smiled because he was just too cute. "And a little bit of puke won't hurt in the morning." I held myself back from awe'ing at him, because I was feeling sappy.
I hate that. Sappy can kiss my ass.
"Well what happens when you hit him and he goes bitching to the police about assualt?" He reached to the clip on his belt and pulled out his badge with a 'duh' look.
"Who's going to come pick me up? Emmett? Crowley?" He raised an eyebrow before suggestively slurring, "Tanya?" I huffed and pulled out of his embrace.
"Fine you go to jail, and be someone's bitch while I'm with child." His face softened a bit before he dissolved into laughter. "Go on! Maybe Tanya will help you out with that. Pay your bail... Take you to the doctor for ass injuries. Go!" And dramatic. I was being very dramatic today. I stomped into the kitchen before composing myself and plopping down next to Ellie at the table. She and Alec stared at me while Alice shook her head.
"You two would get into a fight right when he comes home." She shook her head again and snickered as she checked her watch. "That was some short 'welcome home' sex." I frowned and tugged a hand through my hair. Edward came in the kitchen looking kind of like Doctor Facinelli as he smiled and shook his head.
"Well I'm done here." Alec said as I glared at Edwards chuckling form. He stood and cleared his place before hurrying out. He was the polar opposite of Ellie who leaned back in her seat and sipped a juice box as if she were waiting on a show.
Edward sat in the chair next to mine and pulled my chair next to his. "Oop, Daddy, I wouldn't do that. She's not happy with you." Ellie warned from her seat in the audience.
"I'm sorry, I won't bother Newton. Even though you are a little on the protective side for someone who supposedly tried to feel you up. Kinda looking cooperative." He lifted an eyebrow and I wanted to slap him. I don't know if it was the eyebrow, or if I just really wanted to hit something.
Probably a little of both.
"I wasn't the one sharing a room with my not so secret admirer." I growled.
"My love life is going to be jacked up after all of this…" Ellie muttered before waving a hand at the two of us she stood too and much like Riley left the room. We kind of ignored her, because… It's probably true.
"It always goes back to Tanya." He pointed out.
"Uh.. yeah. Wonder why?" I cocked my head sarcastically and my eyes widened.
"I don't want to fight, Baby. I just got home." He smirked sexily at me and I was hit by an onslaught of lust, as he dragged my chair to his, so that I was between his legs. His hands drifted up my thighs and he leaned into my ear before groaning with a little hint of a moan, "Make love. Not war." Before kissing my ear and drifting down my neck. I tried. I tried so fucking hard not to give in. But goddamnit you obviously haven't seen the man if you thought that I could resist. I sighed and leaned into him, making him smirk into my neck.
His hands kneaded their way up my thighs before his thumb swept over the seam of the apex. "Ungh…" I moaned quite gutturally.
"See that's what I should be hearing. Not all this noise about me being someone's bitch."
I shook my head, "You're my bitch." I smiled and met his lips in a deep kiss.
"That's not quite what I meant…" I muffled his words with a kiss and smirked at his words. His hands wrapped around my waist and he pulled me up so that I straddled his lap.
"See." Alice's high pitched whine burst our little bubble. "This is what should be happening." She walked past me and patted me shoulder in… congratulations? I scrambled off of his lap realizing the kitchen wasn't really the most appropriate of places for our previous activity. Especially with perverts on the loose. Mike walked by the door as if on cue and his eyes appraised me and Alice before he kept moving.
"You afraid I changed since the last time you checked me out in the hallway, Pervert?" I yelled after him, I heard his laugh. "Why don't you take a picture?" Edward stood and made his way to the door and I let him.
"Already did!" He called back and Edward darted out of the room after him. There were a few bangs and then Edward's angry voice rose up as he kicked Mike out.
Edward re-entered the room several bangs later with his face flushed, Alice raised an approving eyebrow as he passed. "Hot…"
I stepped in her line vision, "Bye, Alice."
…TEC…
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