Looseleaf

CXXII. Complain

"That was bullshit!" Matt roared, falling on the couch, stuffing his face into the pillow and proceeding to throw a tantrum.

"You were the one who wanted to watch it," Mello said pointedly, shrugging off his jacket.

Matt looked mournful. "Yeah, but I was expecting Leon to be there- It's Resident Evil, for god's sake, how can they not have him?"

"I don't really care," Mello said. "Hey, what do you want for dinner?"

"I mean, I get it, this one's about Alice and stuff, but they had Chris in there too - and even Claire. But no Leon!" Matt resumed his whining. "I spent twenty dollars for nothing!"

"Why do you even care for that Leon guy anyway?"

"...Because."

"Invalid excuse. Answer me properly."

"Because I just do!" Matt was red in the face, glad that the pillow prevented Mello from seeing him.

Mello rolled his eyes. "Mhm. What, are you gay for him or something?"

Matt slowly looked up. "Partly right," he muttered. Gay for you, he silently corrected.

"Hm... So you like him, but you're not gay for him," Mello said decisively. "Ah, I understand." With that, he walked away to make some food.

And Matt was left thinking, No, you don't.


Saw Resident Evil 4: Afterlife. Expecting Leon to be there.

He wasn't. XP