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…TEC…

"Newton?"

"That's what I said isn't it?" I grumbled, narrowly missing Jessie's mail box as I sped down my drive way.

"What a fuck." There was a click on Jaspers end and I nodded in agreement. "How long?"

"About five minutes, be ready." He mhmm'ed and I laid on the gas, weaving my way through the darkened streets towards the Whitlock household. When I pulled up Jasper darted out of the house, tucking his gun into his waistband. I reached into the back seat and threw him a bullet proof vest identical to mine.

"Why the fuck won't it stay…?" He whispered before sliding in and slamming the door, he jammed the gun into his pants again and watched as it fell. I rolled my eyes and took off. Alice waved from the door clutching a short robe closed.

"The button of your pants is undone… genius." He sighed and fastened the button on his pants. As we went down his street one of the lamps caught onto a nasty looking red scratch on his neck. "What happened to your neck?"

"The wife likes to get freaky." He bounced his eyebrows and smirked before pulling his seatbelt across his chest. "Thanks to a certain someone we were interrupted." One eyebrow dropped as he glared accusingly at me.

"I know exactly how you feel. But I'm not the one getting kidnapped."

"True." He concurred with the tilt of his head. "So… where the fuck are we going?" I pulled the GPS tracking system out of the glove compartment and dropped it in his lap.

"Plug in P-A-1005. From P-A-1013." He nodded and hummed along with something in his head.

"Nada, man."

Fucker turned off his GPS.

"Try P-A-1005-S." There was no way he didn't know that the GPS was always trackable.

"Okay, call me stupid… But I have never seen anything like this in my life. What are the numbers for?"

"P.A. is for Port Angeles and the number is the number of the GPS in the cars we drive. Wait why the hell don't you know about the GPS?"

"The partner said it wasn't important. I mean how often do you have to chase down corrupt cops?" He asked with a smirk before tapping on the screen of the small device. "I'm so hype, man." His leg shook back and forth shaking the cab of the car.

"What-why?"

"I don't get to do this kind of stuff, I'm jazzed." He slapped my arm before laughing. "Get it? Jazz? Like what Ali calls me? It's kind of like a play on words"

"Shut up, Jasper." I ordered before a woman's voice came over the speaker rattling off an address and leading me towards Newton's car. He wasn't far from us, but we were heading in the opposite direction, I smoothly made a U-turn and started towards a sketchy motel.

"Oh man… Nothing good ever happens at places like these." Jasper grinned, I skidded into the parking space next to Mike's car and took off towards the building, barely pulling out my keys.

"I'm pumped, dude. Pumped!" His childlike enthusiasm was…

Soon going to earn him a punch in the jaw.

"I've never used a gun before." That made me stop in my tracks, I slowly turned to look at him and he smirked.

"Just kidding, just kidding." He walked silently behind me for a while. "I'm feelin' sexy and free-ee-ee." He sang softly, I turned incredulously.

"Will you shut up?"

"Domino, man. That song would be such a great theme song for us right now. That Jessie J…. Soundtrack of my life, Babe." I didn't think he was talking to me anymore because he looked up to the sky. Giving me the opportune shot at his shoulder.

"How is that at all theme song-y?" I asked, before snapping out of the stupidity that my friend seemed to be exuding at the moment.

He shrugged and switched topics, "So what? Are we just going to wait for them to make a noise… or…?" I palmed my face before realizing that I didn't have a fucking clue about what we were going to do.

"I don't know…"

"How about we get a universal key." He said as we approached a small door that said lobby and check-in on the front. "Then we can check every room. Lobby and Check-in. Hmm?" He seemed to look over the door for a while before muttering, "Can't be much of a lobby." I had to agree the door looked smaller than the one leading to my closet.

I pushed the door open to reveal darkness, "Get the lights, Jazz." He hit the switch, illuminating the small room harshly; I winced but moved to search for a universal key.

"You don't even have to purchase a fucking room her-" Jasper started as he examined the wall of room keys. At the top was a key like the others except it had the words 'All Roomes' written on a large key chain. "Which would explain why they choose to come here!" He slapped his forehead and smiled before picking up the universal key.

"These people must not be too bright… rooms doesn't have an 'e' anywhere in it." He sighed and clenched it in his hand. "This is the same people who leave their room of room keys unlocked and unattended though..." I nodded and we left the room making our way around the small motel. It was in a U shape and couldn't have twenty rooms top. After door five… or ten I glanced behind me boredly and notices a door that had obviously been kicked open.

"Oh… woops." Jasper whispered before the distinct sounds of moaning reached my ears. I turned towards the door and was met with a scream.

"Unless you wanna refund my twenty for this bitch I suggest you close the door, man." A deep grumbly voice growled, Jaspers eyes widened and I stepped forward.

"Unless you want five to ten years I suggest you leave." I said coolly while flashing my badge. The hooker screamed again and they both shot out of the bed, I looked away as she flounced around in her birthday suit. Being the gentleman I am and yanked on Jaspers arm, because that jackass just watched.

"Let's go, Jasper." I dragged him towards the door that had been kicked in, wondering why I hadn't noticed the door before.

"Dude, aren't you worried?"

"If I weren't we probably wouldn't be searching Motels." I rolled my eyes.

"I mean… Bella's sleeping around for money, man!" He slapped my back and I saw red, turning towards him.

"You think that's funny, you prick?" I pushed him and he laughed.

"I'm joking! Joking! That wasn't Bella!"

"I think I'd know if that were my wife." I glared and he smirked before passing me and making his way into the small room.

"Ah, the fresh stench of STD's in the morning." I slapped the back of his head and moved around the room.

"Who's there?" A deep voice that wasn't Newton's bellowed from the bathroom. "We have guns!"

"Watcha doin? Shooting a movie?" I swear I almost broke Jaspers jaw. I held myself back though. Then a shot fired, it hit the light on the opposing wall. "What's this? A game of chicken?" Jasper snorted.

"Stop. Talking." I growled to him, my heart thudded in my chest as we neared the bathroom. "Hey, man!" I yelled towards the bathroom. "You're partner called me. Don't go shootin'," I looked to Jasper ad rolled my eyes before shouting. "Bro!" Jasper smirked and we walked a little bit closer. There was obviously three men in the bathroom, besides Alec, if he were in there. I heard no signs of him.

"I didn't know other people were coming." I tucked my gun into my waistband and closed the distance between the door and myself, with Jasper on my tail. The bathroom door had a bullet hole through it. These punks obviously weren't as tough as they thought they were. They couldn't even open the bathroom door to shoot at us.

"They aren't man." There was a dull thud before someone slammed into the bathroom door.

"Fucking punk. You tipped off the feds didn't you?" They must have slammed Mike's head against the door because there was a dull thud that was way too high for someone to reach without standing.

"I swear I didn't. I swear." Jasper looked cautiously at us before knocking twice on the door. Another shot wailed through the wall, barely missing the side of my waist. I jumped back in shock as did Jasper and Mike screamed. Another shot sailed through the door, higher this time and Mike's screams silenced.

"You killed him, man!" The second voice shrieked.

"He fucked with my money." The first one grumbled, I shook my head and sent up a quick prayer. I backed up slightly and aimed my gun low at the thin door, low enough that any shot I fired would either miss my target or hit the man in the lower part of his body. I cocked it silently and shot off my own bullet. An agonized groan emitted from the bathroom, it was the deep voiced man. I looked to Jasper who nodded at me, before moving to the side, and letting him kick the door open.

Who the fuck makes a wooden door so thin that you can kick through it and not break it?

Jaspers eyes widened before he yanked his foot right back out. He took another shot right under the lock, which he should have done in the first place, and the entire lock just fell inward. Jasper nudged the door open a bit more and I went in first, holding my gun up ready for fire. I entered the bathroom, the room was small, tiny in fact, and the fluorescent lights made all three occupants look sickly and dirty. Mike lay on the floor, curled in on himself. While a man on the toilet clutched at his abdomen, the man I had shot and injured. A third, much skinnier form sat on the counter, curled into fetal position.

I whispered, the boy gulped and held up his hands.

"Drop it, dick." Jasper greeted the other man. I looked over to see the same fucker that broke into my home, Andrew Patino, drop a gun. The same man who had pressed his big ass against my wife's chest. My entire being was fueled with fury as the sight hit me like an oncoming truck. I shook myself out of it though. A completely serious Jasper pushed past me, grabbing a pair of hand cuffs from who knows where and cuffing the ass on the toilet.

I turned to man number two once more and he held out his hands willingly. I slapped some cuffs on his wrists and pulled him up into a standing position. He was a bit taller than me but much skinnier, which had ultimately given me the upper hand when we fought in my house. He still had bruises covering his form from his tumble down the steps.

"Remember me?" I asked once he was standing, he stared me down stoically and I raised an eyebrow before shaking my head and pushing him towards Jasper. I then turned and stepped toward the larger man.

I sighed as the barrel of my gun met a familiar and unwelcome sight. "Andrew?" The larger man ignored me, turning to stare at the shower curtain instead.

"So… you think you can see pretty well in the dark?" Andrew ignored me again and I sighed. "Let's say you do see pretty well in the dark. Well even if you couldn't see too well in the dark you would know the difference between a man and a woman, anywhere. Am I correct?" I left the question open and looked to Jasper who was eying me warily. I leaned into the big guys face and he shrugged before nodding.

"So, you knew that you were sitting on a woman when you were in my house?" The big guy looked me in the eyes with confusion for a minute before recognizing my face. "You realized that you had punched a woman in the face?" I leaned closer, and he leaned away. "You see it would have been perfectly okay if you had hit me in the face. I mean your partner did. He was thrown down a flight of steps. But-" I turned toward the tall kid. "No harm no foul, right?" The kid rolled his eyes, "Except for the whole plummeting down a staircase but whatever. He'll get over it."

"I'm calling Charlie while you get these guys- wait… where's Riley?" The tall guy made a run for it and I simply stuck a foot out and sent him to the floor.

Dumbass.

Jasper cuffed his feet as well and I went back to my speech, "You hit a woman. Not any woman, but my fucking wife." The big guy rolled his eyes and I pulled out my gun and smashed the butt into his cheek, there was a crunch and he coughed with tears in his eyes before spitting out a tooth. "Don't be such a fucking punk. But I think everyone has room for improvement, Andrew, so I'll have mercy on you. So instead of taking two teeth, like you did to my wife, I'll go easy on you and settle for one tooth." He wailed again and I turned, before looking over my shoulder. "Well, a tooth and a bullet to the stomach. Same difference." He cried out in pain and sat up straight, well aware of the bullet in his abdomen. I reached down towards Mike's body and shook my head, before snatching his keys. He had completely brought this on himself.

I picked the skinny guy up and shoved him against the wall, confiscating his guns and whatnots, tossing them towards Jasper, after the appropriate safety precautions of course. "You're just lucky my wife didn't show up. She's a hell of a lot scarier than me, especially when not taken by surprise." I smirked and led the skinny guy out towards Mike's car, he had the separator and Jasper would have to drive it back but it was safer than squeezing the guys in between the car seats that took residence in my back seat. I shoved him into the car and locked it, before turning and heading back into the Motel room.

Jasper thrust Andrew towards me, his bleeding mouth stuffed with cotton. I led him out to the car as well, shoving him in when three other cop cars skidded into the scene. Charlie jumped out and ran towards me.

"Newton did all of this? What the hell was he thinking?" Emmett jogged up next to him shaking his head.

"Jasper didn't tell you?" I searched their eyes. "Newton's dead. Shot twice." I pointed at my head and stomach and both of their heads dropped.

"Fucking kid. Never-" Charlie sighed and pulled himself together before passing me and heading toward the crime scene.

"Well Masen, you want to head out to find Riley with me?" I looked at Emmett but a moving figure caught my eye behind him. I focused on the moving figures and saw the prostitute and her buyer running out of their motel room. I shook my head and let them go.

"Where do we look?" Jasper approached us and I shrugged.

"Up there." Emmett looked over our heads and jerked his chin towards a large wooded hill. I pushed my fingers through my hair and sighed. Last time I went into the woods I left the area unconscious. "Scared Bella won't be able to save you this time, Masen?" Emmett joked before kiddingly throwing his big ass arm into my ribs.

"No. I'm ready." Emmett nodded and turned.

"Wait." He turned back to us, "Where is Tanya?"

"Back at the house, Mike knocked her out before taking Alec." He nodded and called Crowley and Samson over to accompany us on our trip up.

"You're sure he's up there?"

"That's what they said." He jerked a head towards Mike's car where Andrew and his friend were talking to some cops.

"Let's head up then." I said, the men around me nodded and we started to make our way up the large hill. About halfway up the hill we decided to spread out a bit, not very far, we still had to be able to see at least another person which wasn't all that hard seeing as it was the middle of winter and most leaves on the trees were brown and covering our shoes at the moment.

"Oh fuck." Emmett groaned, I whipped towards him as he pulled out his cell phone. "My sister wanted me to call when everything was okay." He smirked at me and I sighed blushing lightly. Emmett tapped around on his phone before holding it to his ear. We continued our journey up the hill as the phone rang, though we were a bit closer to each other now.

"Bells?" He paused and his face softened a bit. "He's fine-" She spoke some more and then Emmett sighed, "Yeah I'll give him the phone. Just so you know I'm okay too! In case you were wondering." He trailed off holding out the phone towards me. I picked it up and held it to my ear.

"You just got there, and you sound fine so I just assumed you'd be alright, Emmett. Man up." I chuckled at her and she spoke again. "Edward?"

"Hi, Baby."

"How are you? Are you hurt? More Chloroform? You were gone for a pretty long time, Baby. I love you. Who was is? What happened to Mike? What about Riley? Is he there? Is he okay too?" I sighed and lifted an eyebrow waiting for her to stop.

"I'm fine. If I were chloroformed again I wouldn't be talking to you. Are we never going to let that go? I, uh," I looked up at Emmett and lowered my voice. "love you too." Emmett turned toward me and pouted, holding his hands over his chest and batting his eye lashes at me. Awe's echoed through the woods from my separate coworkers and I groaned. "Mike is dead. We're still looking for Riley…" She sighed sadly and I wished I was there to hold her, to comfort her. Even if she would have batted my hands away.

"Alright… well good luck. Love you." I winced at the fact that she was going to get me beat up at the end of this trip by making me say it again.

"You too, Baby-" She cleared her throat and Emmett looked at me expectantly. "Love you too." I could practically hear her happiness and Emmett made that fucking face and the accompanying awe. "Bye." I hung up and handed the phone back to my brother in law.

"Hey! Get over here!" Crowley hissed from his area, we all jogged towards him seeing what he was pointing to. It was a shoe. A grown man's shoe which was covered in blood.

"Fu-" Emmett started loudly; I covered his mouth when I heard muffled voice. I held my finger to my own lips and moved towards the sound, the guys following behind me.

"If you would just give me the fucking account code, I could easily let you go, for a few millions of course. But you'd be on your way. They are closing in on us. Hurry up, son." A familiarly deep and wise sounding voice commanded. I stiffened at the sound and turned to Emmett.

He whispered, "It's the return of Papa Masen-McCarty."

…TEC…

Hope you enjoyed! (or laughed in the first part)

Not really the ass kicking you were expecting? There is more to come though ladies!

Ugh I was hoping to get this all over with this chapter (the Alec situation not the entire story) these EPOV's are killing me… So the last one will be next chapter hopefully.

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