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…TEC…

"Alice if you don't get the hell out of my bathroom I'm gonna drop kick your little ass." Ellie skidded into the room and held out her little hand, "Not now honey. Okay, all of you, out." I waved my hands, making sure I didn't let the towel fall.

Alice lifted her hands above her head and backed out of the room, followed by Edward and the kids. I turned back to the foggy stall and turned it back on before hopping in and rinsing off the remnants of the soap off of my body. I sighed and leaned back against the shower wall. The past week or so had been fucking horrible. My morning sickness had worsened with the addition of the stress. All of that shit with Riley and then us leaving… it was too much.

I sank down to the shower floor and breathed deeply, the shower started fucking spinning. I sighed and leaned my head against the wall. The bathroom door opened again and I groaned, thinking it was Alice coming back to quench her bi-curiosity.

"Bitch, if your back to check me out, you're gonna' get your ass kicked." I groaned, the shower door opened and I gasped as the cold air hit me. I looked up to see Edward's worried eyes. He turned and shut of the water before stepping in.

"I'd hope you weren't talking to me, beautiful." He said with a soft smile, I scrambled dizzily to me feet and half fell into him. "Woah… what's wrong?" He put his hands on my waist and steadied me.

"Nothing," I reached up and cupped his unbruised cheeks. "I'm glad your back."

He smiled at me and pecked my lips, "Me too." His hands slid down my hips and he cupped my ass, kneading it a bit and pulling me into him. He captured my lips before lifting me off of the ground slightly. I hitched my leg over his hip and ground into him. I moaned at the beautiful friction and let my head drop back against the wall.

"You know…" He thrust into me roughly and I cried out in pleasure. "we never got to finish what we started yesterday." He smiled before laying an open mouthed kiss on my neck, my hands clutched at his hair roughly. My stomach tingled with want as he rapidly hardened against my heat. His strong hands moved to massage my thighs, his ring finger slipped inside my tight cunt and I half screamed into his neck, quivering around his digits. His thumb came up to rub tight circles around my clit. He dropped his head onto my shoulder, watching his ministrations.

"Fucking hell, I can smell you…" He lifted his eyes and they were dark with lust, he licked his lips and thrust another finger into me. I rolled my hips into his thick, long fingers and moaned loudly. He chuckled, "You like that, Baby?" I nodded and bit my lip, bouncing on his fingers.

"I need to taste you, beautiful." My breath made a harsh exit at his words, he dropped to his knees quicker than I could blink and dove into my pussy with abandon. He drew one of my folds into his plump lips before slipping his tongue up and slurping up my arousal. I moaned at the feeling of his fingers driving into me and he trailed his free hand over my ass and down to the back of my knee, pulling my leg over his shoulder.

"Oh fuck…" I cried out in that fucking voice. He sucked my clit into his mouth, running his teeth over his lightly. I gasped and my back arched as my orgasm hit me like a fucking brick.

"Delicious." He said smirking up at me as I rode the waves of bliss. A banging on the door made my eyes fall closed as Edward released my clit, and stood quickly.

"Who is it?" I yelled.

"It's Jazz. Come on! Are we going to the hospital or…" Edward wrapped my towel around me, kissing my neck, before he made to leave the shower.

"Yeah we are." I grabbed his arm and pulled him back towards me, grasping his erection through his sweatpants. I lowered my voice so that Jasper wouldn't be able to hear me, "I need you."

"Bella-"

"Shh-shh-shh," I put a finger to his lips and ducked my hand into his boxer brief, using his precum as lubricant to run my hand up and down his dick.

"Excuse me! What the hell are you doing?" I rolled my eyes and dropped to my knees.

"Bella…?" Edward's words stopped when I wrapped my lips around the thick head of his glorious cock.

I pulled off of him with a pop, continuing my hand movements. "What the fuck is it to you Jasper?" I asked before returning to my sexy husbands throbbing cock. I trailed my tongue over the veins before twirling it around the head. Edwards head fell back and he braced himself against the wall, covering his mouth with one hand and fisting the other into my hair.

"I just want to know how long we'll be waiting!"

"I'm…" I kissed Edward's cock with a smile as it twitched under my ministrations. "putting on makeup." I rolled my eyes and took him completely into my mouth letting him hist the back of my throat, his hand tightened in my hair and I reached up to massage his balls.

"I call bull shit. You don't wear makeup! Come on, Bella!" I would have answered him, had Edward not been thrusting into my mouth. I grasped onto his hips and pushed him into the wall, pulling off of him and standing up.

"Baby?" Edward whispered.

"Jasper! I'm going to cut your fucking dick off if you don't get out of my room." I wrapped my arms around his neck and kissed his deeply, caressing his tongue slowly.

Jasper yelped from the other side of the door, "Oop! Need that. See you when you're done." Then there were the tell-tale thuds of him leaving the room.

I wrapped my hand around Edwards cock again and attempted to jack him off, "Come on, Baby." I whispered in his ear before sucking the lobe between my lips. "Cum for me." I pressed our naked chests together and bit his ear, running my thumb over his head. He pulsed in my hand and his thick streams shot onto my stomach. I smiled and kissed him again, reaching around to turn on the shower again.

Come on now, I couldn't go to a hospital smelling like jizz.

After showering and dressing as quickly as possible we were making our way down the steps, with big ass smiles. Alice and Ellie sat on the couch arguing while Jasper played with a half-naked Seth.

I gestured to him and quirked an eyebrow, "Clothes?" Edward shrugged and kissed my neck before going to pick up Seth and put pants on him. I hope that whole naked running infatuation he had would fade with age.

"Alright," I sighed clapping my hands together, "time to go." Edward came back down the steps, putting on Seth's pants all the while. We hustled out to the car as fast as possible, taking Jaspers car for its spaciousness. I wrinkled my nose at our seating arrangement.

"Wait, why do I have to sit in the back of my own car?" I turned around to see Alice frowning from her seat next to Ellie.

"You two are the smallest, Ali-pie." Jasper said with an affectionate smile in her direction. Alice reached over my head to point next to where Seth was buckled in.

"Ahem?" She cleared her throat.

"What do you want? A prize? Sit down." I huffed, resting my head against the seat. She grunted and fell back into her seat.

"It's not that bad, Aunt Alice." Ellie said with a roll of her eyes. Alice huffed again and we all fell under long silence which was highly unusual for this group.

"Okay… Okay," Ellie groaned before sitting up straight, "Since no one wants to talk… I have a boyfriend." I smirked at her and watched Edward have a conniption. I laid a hand on his shoulder laughing softly.

"Calm down." I turned to Ellie and she blushed. "Does he know?"

"Daddy? He should I didn't stutter." Edward tensed and whipped around to look at Ellie.

"You aren't allowed to have a boyfriend until you're…" A vein bulged in his forehead. "Fifty. Fifty five." He yelled.

"Will you calm down? She's seven. He probably doesn't even know they're dating." I said softly as Jasper pulled into the hospital parking lot. Ellie hopped over the seat next to me as I unbuckled Seth. My door shot open and Edward picked up Ellie.

"Tell me about this boyfriend." He gritted but she either didn't notice or didn't care about his anger because she threw an arm around his neck like she was telling an old story.

"You know him. Remember Jared?" My teeth clenched at the mention of that egg throwing little fucker. I rushed through the unbuckling of my youngest and followed after Edward before he strangled Ellie.

Or Jared.

I kept a sneaky eye on Edward and Ellie, "Mama?" Seth tugged at my hair and I turned towards him.

"Eh-wie," Then he leaned forward and kissed my cheek.

Aw, look at my little tattle.

"Shh, don't tell Daddy, okay?" He nodded and I kissed his forehead. I looked up and was met with clear blue eyes and a gentle smile.

Well hello hot doc.

"Bella it's nice to see you again." He said softly, I shook his hand.

"You too, Carlisle. Do you know where Riley Masen is?"

"You kissed him?" Edward whisper yelled from next to me.

"Excuse me for a second," I smiled politely, before turning to sneer at Edward and pull Ellie out of his grasp putting her on the ground. "You stop talking." I pointed at her, before turning my finger on Edward. "Calm the fuck down." An older woman passed me and gave me a dirty look before muttering, "Classy…"

"As fuck." I finished for her, earning a sneer.

Old women don't like me.

Guess I'll worry about the next time I'm in need for a sugar mama.

Edward had gone off to talk to Jasper when I turned back towards Carlisle. "Riley Masen?" He smiled hesitantly and went back to the nurses' station, flipping through some charts before mumbling. "306."

"Thank you. And how is he doing?"

"He's completely lost as to where he is. And why he's here. I'd help him out with that a little bit." I nodded.

"Thanks again." I turned and gathered everyone together. "Okay. Edward and I will go in first. See if I can jog his memory any, the Edward and Jasper and then Alice." I clapped my hands together and got several nods. Minus Alice.

Of course.

"What?"

"Why do I have to go in last?"

"I don't know, why are you acting like a fucktard?"

"Touché." I rolled my eyes and turned to Edward. "You ready?" He nodded and sent Ellie a look which she responded to with a roll of her neck.

"She's seven. It doesn't even count at seven." I whispered and grabbed his hand pulling him towards Riley's room.

"How are you feeling, Riley?" A nurse asked as she checked some shit above his head.

"I'm quiet alright, and you?" My eyebrows furrowed at the strength of his accent. Does amnesia do that to you? Maybe I should bang my head against the wall for awhile.

Well nothing seems all that bad when you can get a cool accent out of it...

"Riley?" I stepped further into the room and he smiled.

"Hey,"

"How do you feel?" He huffed and rolled his eyes playfully.

"How many people are going to ask me that? I'm fine." I pulled up a chair and he jerked his head towards Edward in acknowledgment.

"You remember anything yet?" Riley shrugged and his nurse shook her head.

"It can take a while for things. Especially for him to remember names. He's only been here since early this morning." She shook her head, and walked out of the room.

"So…" I said awkwardly at a loss for words. "What's up…?" I bit my lip and Edward snorted from behind me.

"Well there's something a bit off about this whole situation…" He said his eyes going to Edward. "This chap called me 'Alec'. Earlier… Everyone else calls me Riley." He looked to me and I turned towards Edward.

"Heh… Middle names are great nicknames… In my opinion…" His tone was so pathetic that I winced.

"You aren't good at this." I mumbled.

"The truth, please?" Alec asked, I turned towards Edward again and he avoided my gaze. "Bella?" Our heads whipped towards him.

Well I'll be damned.

"You know my name!" I gasped shooting out of my chair, and knocking my head into Edwards chin.

"Fucking hell… You broke my chin!" Edward gasped pitifully.

"I'm sorry, Baby…" I grabbed his chin and kind of shook his head back and forth. "You'll be fine." I pecked his lips and then launched myself at Riley.

I wrapped my arms around his neck and he made a choking noise. "You know my name!" He shrugged and then strong hands wrapped around my waist pulling me away.

"He was turning blue, baby. Calm down." Riley started choking.

My bad.

"What's my name?" I asked in a soft tone. "Say my name say my name… when no one is around you say baby I love you-" Edward winced at my singing voice and I stopped.

"Bella." Riley said with a smirk.

"He's not three, Bella."

I turned to Edward, "Shh." Back to Riley. "Who am I?"

"Bella…"

"I mean who am I?"

"I plead the fifth."

"Not valid. Okay, to him I am…?" I pointed between Edward and I.

"A woman."

"No. Well… yes. Kind of. I mean I am a woman compared to Edward but what is my relationship to him?"

"You're related?" I wrinkled my nose and Edward shook his head.

"I'd hope not. Or else there is some serious incest going on." I snorted before shaking my head at myself. Riley squinted and I don't think he understood the joke…

Awkward…

"We aren't related as far as we know."

Edward blinked rapidly, "Okay stop… incest… no." I smirked and turned back to Riley.

"You two are best friends." I squinted at him.

"What? No. No! It really isn't that complicated."

"Adopted siblings." He really thought he had gotten it this time. I mean he clapped and snapped and everything. His eyes lit up and everything.

I had to shut that shit down.

"Would you kiss your adopted sibling, Riley?" I pulled Edwards face to mine and kissed him quickly.

"Not like that… But different strokes, man." He held up his hands and I wanted to kick him in the face.

"Oh my g- Pay attention!"

"Bella," Edward wiped his bottom lip. "I don't think you yelling at him and giving him clues will prove his… you know." He gestured to his head and looked at his finger. "Did you bite me?"

"Possibly." I shrugged, waiving him off. "Do you remember Ellie?" He shook his head. "What's my last name?"

"Masen." I clapped.

"What's his last name?" I poked Edward's stomach.

"Masen?"

"Good! Who-"

"Bella. Give him a break. His memory will come back just give it a while." I sighed. The door opened behind us and we all turned to see the nurse walk in.

"Hey, what could make someone's memory come back sooner?" I asked, she shrugged.

"I don't know a lot of things can trigger someone's memory. Usually relationships… sexual relations more so. You know like lovers and then there's family there isn't really much more."

"Oh," I gasped. "This is awkward." I smiled and stepped away from her to see Riley lift an eyebrow. "Hold on now, buddy." He held up his hands.

"Anything else?" Edward asked, his tone shockingly even.

"Random things but that's not very likely, so…" I nodded and she checked some stuff and left.

"Wow." I spun on Edward, "Good for you! You didn't flip out or anything." I slapped his shoulder in congratulations and he rolled his eyes.

"I know you two didn't sleep together. I mean come on." Riley snorted.

"Wait a second." I held up a hand. "I could sleep with him if I wanted to."

"Okay, Bella." My eyebrow shot up.

"What's that supposed to mean?" I asked indignantly.

"Nothing, Baby…" Edward wrapped his arm around my waist and kissed the top of my head.

"I knew it. You're married. Right?" Riley smirked smugly.

"Okay. I'm getting Jasper." I rolled my eyes and left the room.

"Jasper, you're next right?" He nodded and stood.

He grabbed my wrist as I passed him and pulled me in closer. "When you see ugly children on TV don't you just want to punch someone?" I squinted at him.

"Oh must not be a universal thing."

"What the hell are you talking about?" He smirked.

"Don't worry about it doll face. Have you ever flirted with a transvestite by accident?"

"Walk away, Jasper. Bye." I shook my head and pulled out of his grasp. Ellie and Alice sat on the hard lobby chairs their hands in midair. Seth waddled up to me and I picked him up, kissing his cheek.

"Hi, baby!" I pretended to bite his cheek and he giggled.

"No, Mama!" He squeezed my nose.

I turned to Alice and Ellie, "If you're in mid bitch fit mode tell me now so that I can leave."

"We were playing patty-cake dumbass." Ellie put down her hand and held it back up in her 'gimme' kind of way. "You don't deserve a dollar. What kind of seven year old can't play patty-cake?"

Ellie rolled her eyes, "You obviously don't understand that I was trying to hit you in the face." Alice's mouth rounded into an 'O'.

"I sorry, Mama."

"No it's okay, Pumpkin. It's not your fault she's an idiot." I nuzzled his nose and he smiled hugging me tightly.

…TEC…

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