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…TEC…

"Have a good day, pumpkin!" I squeezed Ellie tightly before watching her line up behind her teacher in front of her school.

I watched her line up behind her new teacher.

I glared at that Yorkie prick before turning and going back to my car. When I was seated Alice clapped loudly, "You know what? We should go shopping."

"You know what? You should go home!" I said matching her enthusiasm. She rolled her eyes and turned in her seat.

"You wanna' go shopping, big boy?" Seth bounced and clapped from his car seat. "Yeah you do! To baby gap!"

"No Alice, look. I'm going to take you home. Then I'm going to head down to the station and have a little talk with Charlie." Jasper had told me about the argument between him and Edward after Edward fucking solved the case.

"Why do you need to go to the station?"

I lifted an eyebrow, "I need to speak with Charlie."

"I meant why?"

"Don't worry about it." She shrugged and sat back in her seat.

"I'm going with you. Jazzy and I can go out for lunch."

"It's eight thirty in the morning. Charlie probably won't even let him off. Hell he wouldn't let Edward off until exactly twelve once when I met him for lunch."

"We all know that Charlie isn't too fond of Edward though… He probably just needs to get laid." I wrinkled my nose. "I could help him with that… for a price." I swear I almost ran off the road.

"What?" I mentally started mentally writing my apology to Ellie.

Dear Pumpkin,

You were right all of this time. She's a whore.

Sincerely,

Mommy

It wasn't very heartfelt but hey, I'm not a very heart felt person. I can't just pull this shit out of my ass.

Well technically I can pull shit from my ass. Not the most sanitary activity but to each their own.

"Do you really want to go to the station?" She nodded and I shrugged, turning in the necessary direction. We soon reached our destination and I lifted an eyebrow when I saw Edward's car. He told me that he had the whole week off…

"Dadda!" Seth screamed in the backseat, the still car started to shake as he bounced in his seat. I wonder what people think of my bouncing baby boy when they see him… Do they go 'how cute?' or 'mhmm… crack baby'? I mean to be honest when he first came out bouncing and purple and what not I jumped to conclusions.

Definite crack baby.

"I wonder what he's doing here?" I said quietly to myself.

"Oh if he's cheating, I've got my pocket knife. On hand, girl." I squinted at my challenged best friends and headed towards the office.

"Hey, Denali." I waved politely to her and she rolled her eyes making me curl a lip.

"You here to see Edward?"

Alice leaned into me, and whispered. "Well unless he's batting for the other team, I doubt he's cheating on you since we got this whoretary working the desk today." She jabbed a finger in Tanya's face and Tanya smacked it.

"Pointing and whispering kind of takes away the whole secret effect." Tanya rolled her eyes and I snorted.

Whoretary.

Alice nudged me again. "You know what I mean, batting for the other team?" she continued, "Coloring outside the lines? Packing the fudge?" I shook my head, wishing she would stop. "Sleeping with men. Besides yourself of course." I smacked her arm and Seth laughed his ass off. Most likely not even understanding the joke.

"If he were into the manly type he probably would have gone for you." I quipped, Alice giggled and I turned back to Tanya.

"Where's Charlie?" Tanya checked the book at her finger tips as though she were actually looking for something not realizing I could see her magazine. She drifted her finger over Better Sex Tips and tapped foreplay. I rolled my eyes and she looked up.

"Yeah, it says he's in his office."

"I'm sure. I see," I leaned over and tapped the magazine in a similar fashion. "Right between oral and digital." I waved and Seth played with my hair. I smirked at Tanya and took off down the short hall. I knocked impatiently on the door.

Charlie gruff voice rang out, "Come in."

I pushed the door open and marched in.

"We need to talk." My whole authorative presence was ruined when Seth started reaching for Charlie. I sighed and passed him over.

Charlie smiled and kissed Seth's cheek, before giving me a one sided hug. "What's up?"

"Why are you being a dick to Edward?" I arched an eyebrow and he furrowed his.

"I don't know what you're talking about. But if I did, why doesn't he just ask me about it?"

"You obviously do know what I'm talking about. He doesn't know I'm here." Charlie sat behind his desk and I plopped into the chair on the opposite side.

"Well why don't you tell him to stop being a pussy, and talk to me about it?" I winced at his use of the word, in disgust.

"He doesn't know I'm here, Charlie."

"He obviously told on me. He's a bigger tattle than the girl."

"What girl?"

"Ellie."

"Why didn't you just say Ellie?"

"I'm getting older, Bella." He sighed.

"What does that have to do with anything?" Seth crawled across Dad's desk and I caught him before he tumbled off of the edge. The door shot open behind me and Emmett stomped in.

"Oh looky there. It's like a family reunion." He smacked a kiss on my cheek and yanked Seth from me before plopping his big ass into my lap.

"Here we go, pops." He tossed a file onto Charlie's desk and then tossed Seth into the air.

"Emmett! Don't do that because if you miss him, I will feed you your balls for dinner." He caught Seth and held him to his chest.

"Bella, be nice." Charlie scolded; I peeked around Emmett's massive form and glared.

"Like father like daughter." I frowned and sighed deeply.

"He fucked up."

"Who?" Emmett whispered.

"Edward."

"Well he did a damn good job in those interrogations, Pop."

"Emmett stop calling me that."

"Will do, Pa." Charlie rolled his eyes.

"What interrogations?" I smacked Emmett's shoulder and he smacked my leg, simultaneously crushing it with his heavy ass.

"He interviewed McCarty, Patino, and Johnson. Kicked ass. He was so professional and got all of the shit we needed for the trial." Emmett gushed. I kinked and eyebrow at Charlie and he rolled his eyes and sat back in his seat. Emmett chuckled and relaxed back in my lap, resting his head against my neck.

"Emmett! Get the fuck off of me!" I gripped the arm rests of my chair and scooted myself backward in a fluid motion. Emmett fell onto his back and Seth cried out. Of course I fucking forgot he was holding my kid. Seth was okay in the end, falling against Emmett's chest. I picked up Seth and glared at Charlie.

"Stop being a jerk, Dad." Seth wagged a finger at him and turned, leaving the office.

"Oomph!" Strong arms encircled my waist and I looked up to see confused green eyes, righting Seth in my arms.

"Dada!" Edward released me and lifted Seth into his arms.

"What are you doing here?" He asked, tickling our son a bit.

"Why hello to you too, jackass." He smirked at me and pulled me closer, dipping his head to kiss my neck.

"Hi, honey. What are you doing here?" I shrugged.

"I could ask you the same." He pursed his lips and shrugged.

"I had to interrogate a few people. And you?"

"I had to talk to Charlie." I turned my head to see him and Emmett looking out of the window. Emmett was completely turned around, sticking his forefinger through a hole he made with his thumb and other forefinger mouthing 'get some' and Charlie was behind him, at his desk pursing his lips, obviously unaware of Em's actions. Seth waved to them smiling widely.

"What-?" Edward pointed towards the window and I pushed him backwards so that we were out of their sight.

"Idiots, don't worry about it. Charlie's being…" I waived the thought. "Silly." Seth grinned and reached for my cheek.

"Their silly aren't they, cutie?" He nodded and giggled pinching the living fuck out of my cheek. "Okay… heh heh okay let go, honey…" I pulled his little hand away and Edward snorted. The door in front of us shot open right in our faces and Edwards hand shot out stopping me before I collided with the large metal door.

Two cops strong armed an older man down the hall, "This is ridiculous. He owes me money! If you look at the records and-" The hysterical man's eyes shot to us and he stopped talking as he took in his biological grandson. His gaze then drifted up to Edward.

"Edward, son." He pleaded. "Don't do this…"

I saw red.

"Are you kidding, dipshit?" I yelled Crowley and Johnson stopped in their tracks, holding McCarty still.

"Bella." Edward warned quietly.

I held up a hand and marched over to the cops, "Let's go I can walk and talk at the same time. I'm a fuck awesome multitasker."

"That you are, Swan." Crowley said quietly before jerking Robert into motion.

I started in on Robert, "You really are a twisted fuck aren't you? And for someone so high in ranking in a fucking million dollar corporation you think you'd be smarter." I had been fuming over this man's presence since the first interview and I was fucking giddy that I can tear his ass apart and blame it on the hormones this time.

"Are you going to let her speak to me like this?" Robert asked going red in the face.

"Bella! Come on." Edward said tersely, I turned and shot him an incredulous look. He held up his hands and shook his head stepping backwards.

"Back to you," I turned and kept up the brisk pace that the officers were keeping. "What are you trying to do fuck with his head? You must be stupider than I thought. You left him, dickskin. You're a murderer! You want a reprisal from the man that you fucked over? Agh!" Johnson shook his head and pushed McCarty into the holding cell, locking it after him, patting me on the back and walking away.

"Good luck sending those late birthday gifts from jail, Fucker." Robert jumped at me and I rolled my eyes. "News flash. You're in a jail cell dumbass. You want me to flinch?" I turned on my heel and sighed, a wave of relief washing over me as I left the holding area. I grumbled to myself as I walked the halls looking for Edward, "Old ass wana jump at somebody…" I shook my head and Alice stumbled out of Jaspers office in front of me, straightening her hair.

I peeked around the door, into the office and waved at Jasper, he tossed me a lazy smile and buttoned his shirt.

"Oh…" I said awkwardly, I shook my head at Alice and she shrugged.

"Quick lunch… quickie what's the difference?"

"Penetration." She snorted.

"There was none of that, Honey." She moved her fist to and from her open mouth and made a choking noise.

"What the hell is wrong with you?"

She lifted an eyebrow, "I could ask you the same. What happened?" My eyes started to tear up and I started to get angrier because I was fucking crying.

Stupid tears…

She reached into her purse and flipped open a knife.

A big ass knife.

"Who did it?"

…TEC…

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