Looseleaf
CXXVII. Misassumptions
"Matty, you'll never guess what I bought for us!" Mello practically sang upon entering the apartment that he and the gamer shared. Grinning almost maliciously, he swung a plastic bag onto the couch and waited for the other.
Matt appeared soon enough, looking like he'd just woken up. And with the sagging striped shirt, dorky boxers, and limp goggles around his neck, Mello believed it. "What?" Matt really just wanted to go back to sleep. But if this thing managed to put Mello in such a good mood, then he'd maybe stay for a bit.
Mello's grin only grew broader. "I found a new toy for us to play with," he said patiently, gesturing to the bag. "Go ahead."
Interested piqued, Matt reached over the couch and reached inside the plastic bag. He pulled out a black object, almost rectangluar, with a sphere on the- "Whoa!" the gamer exclaimed. "You got me the new PlayStation controller! Awesome!" The idea of going back to sleep flew out of his mind, and he found himself immediately immersed in the many new games he can get with this newly acquired controller...
"Oh, a controller?" Mello looked sheepish all of the sudden, turning pink in the cheeks cutely.
Matt tore himself out of his stupor long enough to give the blond a curious stare. "Yeah. What did you think it was?"
"Something...else."
Matt thought about what that could mean. Well, Mello was a pervert, maybe it had something to do with how the controller looked? Matt studied the black object in his hand, its long, sleek shape, the ball at the top of-
Realization hit him like Elmo riding a choo-choo train. Matt backpeddaled, only to end up sprawled on his butt. "Mello!" He gave a boyfriend a scowl from his place on the floor. "This controller is not, in any way, a sex toy! Bad! Bad!" He would have thrown said controller at the blond, but Mello was already on top of him.
"Well, we did that with the WiiMote," Mello said innocently. "What's the difference with this one?"
Because I'm a pervert and I went to a GameStop today. =.=