Looseleaf
CXXX. Matt
"So," Mello said casually, leaning, "why did you choose your name?"
The gamer in question shrugged, not missing a beat in his game. "I, uh, don't know... Why're you asking?"
"Oh, really, now?" Mello asked, slamming his fist down the table. "Remember that little incident yesterday?"
Click, click, click. "Uh sure- Wait, which one?"
"The one where you 'accidentally' grabbed my ass."
"I told you, Linda pushed me and I bumped into you. I'm sorry if you were short enough so your butt was in height of my palm," Matt said sarcastically, still not looking up.
"After that, you see, I went curious," Mello went on, ignoring him.
Matt chose this moment to interrupt again. "Curious if you're into boys?"
Again, he was ignored. "And I went online and found this nifty little site called the Urban Dictionary."
"Really," Matt said boredly, pausing his game to reach over and pop another gummy worm into his mouth.
"Really," Mello repeated firmly. "After I found out the uses of this Urban Dictionary, I experimented around. Naturally, I used you first. I typed in your name in the search box and pressed 'search.' Surprisingly, your name has a definition." Here, Mello's lips curled up into an evil grin.
"Matt," he said, once again in a casual tone, "you are an eternal sex-god."
Matt, hearing those words, choked halfway down on his gummy worm and dropped his game. He coughed for several seconds as Mello stood there, looking proud. "W-what?" the redhead croaked, giving Mello an incredulous stare.
"You are a sex-god who's capable of indulging in sexual acts for long periods of time." Mello leaned over the desk, centimeters away from Matt's own face. "And apparently, you're well endowed." The blond's gaze trailed downwards.
Matt gulped.
"Can I see?" Mello whispered, touching a finger to Matt's chin.
"Uh..." Matt stared, and stared, and stared. When his brain finally cleared a little, he realized how tempting those lips looked.
So he leaned forward to catch them in a kiss, only to have Mello re-straighted at the last second. The older had a knowing smirk on his face.
"T-that was," Matt began nervously.
Mello cut him off by turning around and walking to the door. "Also, when you're with a Matt, they're supposed to make you feel like a princess." He paused to give the other a small, genuine smile. "Y'know," he waved a hand in the air dismissively before walking out, "just saying."
Go to urbandictionary (dot) com and search 'matt.' Oh my, the results are entertaining indeed. xD
Next part...Mello's turn. What does the Urban Dictionary have to say about him? ;3