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There is also just the slightest time jump in this chapter!
…TEC…
"I'm sorry honey. Carlisle is just- I can't leave him at this point. He is progressively getting worse." I shook my head.
"That's fine. Give him my best."
"I will. As for this appointment of yours…" There was some flipping of paper on her end. "I could get you in with my partner if you'd want?"
"Okay, yeah that works." I said running a hand over my rapidly growing stomach. Seth had his ear pressed up against the barely there bump listening for… well I didn't know what he was listening for. He probably was just using me as a pillow. I ran my fingers lightly through his hair and dropped my head back against the couch. Edward had taken Ellie out for ice cream after work, and some Daddy daughter time, earlier leaving me and Sethy-pie alone.
"Mama?" He whispered, obviously not asleep.
"Hmm?" There was a sharp jab to my stomach as he poked me, I shot up. "No. No, sweetheart. You don't want to hurt the baby."
"Mama, I baby…" He said in confusion. I smiled softly and pulled him up so that he laid against my free shoulder, playing with my ear gently.
"Yes, you'll always be my baby." I turned and pressed a kiss to his cheek, eliciting a giggle from him.
"Bella?" Esme spoke from the phone, drawing my attention back to her.
"I'm here."
"Alright, you'll be in with Jane Diaz tomorrow at three o'clock."
"Okay, thanks Esme."
"No problem, honey. I hope all goes well."
"Thank you." I hung up the phone and turned my attention back to Seth who was rubbing my belly. Edward and I hadn't actually formally addressed the kids about the baby, yet we let the word baby slip so much they would have to be a little slow to miss it.
I smiled watching Seth's hand caress my stomach as he stared at it in awe. His eyes were comically wide as he poked at my bump. His little head whipped back and forth as he moved his hand from my stomach to his, and then back again.
I pressed multiple kisses into his neck and he giggled pushing my face away. "You are too cute, Sethy." He blushed and I attacked his neck again, my fingers joining in tickling his sides. "My goodness. I love you so much, kid." I said kissing his chubby little cheek.
"Love you too. This is why I love being here. I never get these kinds of welcomes at my house." My eyes widened and I turned to see Emmett leaning over my shoulder.
"Emmett! What the fuck!" I screamed making Seth scream and Emmett snicker. He jumped over the back of the couch landing with his, dirty ass, shoes on my leather. I sat Seth down on my free side and swung my fist into Em's gut. "Get your shoes off of my couch." Emmett's feet shot down and he frowned, leaning over me to peek at Seth.
"His feet are up!"
"He hasn't gone anywhere." He scoffed and I pulled Seth back into my lap.
"Where's Edward?"
"He's out with Ellie, getting ice cream." He hummed and slung his mammoth arm over my shoulders pulling me in for a hug. He crushed me against his side and Seth screamed.
"Stop! Baby!" He attempted to pry my torso away from Emmett's.
"Did your kid just call me baby?"
"No, you dumbass." I grunted straightening up. Seth laid his ear against my stomach again, patting it gently, his eyes wide as they met mine.
"Baby okay, Mama?" I smiled at him and nodded. Emmett gasped and lifted up my large hoodie, to reveal my baby bump.
"You're pregnant!" He squealed, poking at my stomach. I shivered at the onslaught of cold air and fingers, rushing to pull my jacket back down. "I thought Edward had just over fed you." I smacked his chest with a glare.
"Come here my sweet boy." I pulled him up and smacked a kiss on his little mouth, before hugging him to my chest.
"So what's your plan?" Emmett asked typing something into his phone. "To get pregnant every time they grow past hugging size?"
"Shut up, Emmett. This wasn't planned, you ass." I looked over at his phone nosily and gasped, smacking the device onto the floor. It skidded across my hardwood and hit the fireplace. "What are you doing?"
"Mom is going to be pissed."
"Why?" He raised an eyebrow like that answered my question. "I can get pregnant if I want to. I'm married for Christ sakes…"
"What? Who cares about you being pregnant." I huffed and Seth rubbed my stomach some more. "Mom's going to be mad that you haven't already told her. You have to be what?" He lifted my jacket again. "Twenty months?"
"No. You can't be twenty months pregnant." I rolled my eyes. "I'm only a few months…" It was determined that it wasn't what we did on Thanksgiving that created another child but more like how we rang in Halloween, a month before. That extra month that we were unaware of made a big difference in terms of the size of my bump.
"How many months?"
"Four and a half."
"Four? Ha, she'll eat you alive for that."
"What am I supposed to do? Call my mother every time I have sex?" I put my hand up to my ear as though holding a phone. "Yeah mom. We didn't use a condom this time, it got a little heated, so just wanted to let you know there's a possibility-" Emmett covered my mouth and I licked his palm.
"That's what me and Rosie do. Except we're much more short and sweet than you. You vulgar-" he scoffed and pushed away my face, which wasn't even close to him. "I just send off a sweet little text saying We fucked, love you." My eyes widened and his head bobbed.
"I know you're joking. But a part of me says that's something that you would do…" He smiled at me and pulled Seth into his lap, the little boy scrambled from his uncles giant hands. I grabbed my baby back cradling him in my arms protectively. He turned and grabbed my lap top off of the side table and opened it typing some shit into Google.
"What are you doing?" I asked straightening up. Emmett pulled up a video of a cartoon baby surrounded by red. "Oh my god, Emmett…"
He pressed play and the monotonous voice rang out through the room, talking about cervical plugs and how the baby's head was going to overlap in the vaginal canal.
"This is why abstinence is key, Belly-boo." He nodded, pointing as the baby slid out of the woman's vagina.
"I know what happens, Emmett." I said as Seth played with my fingers.
"Now I'm going to learn you about some good ole' friends I call by the name of Aids, gonorrhea, and Syphilis." He mocked an ugly, twangy, southern accent and I winced in disgust.
"Learn me? Get out of my house, Em." He smirked and pressed a kiss to my temple before standing and heading into my kitchen, only to return minutes later with a sandwich.
"I'm not leaving! Rosie's down at the station with Riley and I'm all alone…" he pouted and I rolled my eyes.
"Fine, sit." This is how I ended up watching multiple horror stories about pregnancies for about two hours with my older brother.
"Well… If it did happen to rip then you would be the first woman to poop from her vagina." I nodded and tapped my chin thoughtfully. A throat cleared from behind us and we both jumped slamming the laptop closed. Ellie and Edward stood in the doorway with matching looks of confusion and pity. I understood though, I pity myself when I engage in the pure stupidity that is conversations with Emmett. Which is strange, because my brother is one smart fuck, we just don't make an intelligent pair together.
"Oh, hey." I said lowering myself back down to the couch.
"Wassup, little bit?" Emmett asked Ellie before she launched herself into his arms.
"Daddy took me for ice cream." She started, Edward fell onto the couch next to me and removed Seth from my lap, replacing the baby with his head and laying the child on his chest.
"How was your trip?" I asked dragging my finger down his scalp gently, his eyes widened and he exhaled loudly.
"Tiring." I nodded and Ellie ran up behind me, leaning over the couch to grab my neck and press a kiss to my cheek.
"I love you, Mommy."
"What'd you do?" I asked craning my neck to see her; she smiled guiltily and emptied her pockets, letting a shit load of little pieces of paper fall over Seth and Edward.
"Daddy and Jasper made a bet." She whispered, Edward put a finger to his lips and she just smirked. "Who was cuter with a kid? Obviously it was centered on my general cuteness but they wanted to ride on my coat tails so… you know… I'm here for the people." She patted Edwards shoulder and I chuckled.
"Who won?"
"Daddy." Edward smirked triumphantly from my lap, but tried to hide it when he noticed my looking. "Some people thought Uncle Jazzy kidnapped me, 'cause we don't look alike."
"Way to steal my thunder, kid." She giggled at Edward before rounding the side of the couch and squeezing in between me and the arm rest. I fingered the slips of paper on Edward's chest thoughtlessly and he smirked brushing them onto the ground and leaning up to kiss me chastely. Emmett returned from where ever the hell he'd gone and sat on Edwards lap.
"Uh… the fu-" I slapped my hand over Edward's mouth and the hand Ellie was outstretching hung back down at her side.
"Oh… well you like it when Bella does it. Excuse me for thinking it ran in the family!" I patted Em's shoulder and he stood, freeing up Edwards lap. Edward glared silently at him before snickering and turning to me.
"Did you schedule an appointment?" My head bobbed up and down slowly. "When is it?"
"Tomorrow, three o'clock." He nodded and turned, nuzzling his nose into my stomach. "Are you coming?" He lifted an eyebrow.
"Of course I am. Why wouldn't I?"
"You have work."
"I'll ask Charlie to leave a bit early."
"Dad's going to be so pissed."
"Really, Emmett?" He smirked at me and I rolled my eyes. I looked down at Edward's confused face and sighed. "Apparently my family doesn't seem to realize that procreation is kind of a part of life."
"Can I tell them please, Bella?"
"No. Go home, Emmett." He smirked and wiggled his fingers at me before picking up his coat. He leaned over the couch and pecked my and Ellie's cheeks and slapped Edwards hand goodbye, before dropping my phone ,that I didn't know he had, into my lap.
"I'm out." The door slammed a minute later.
…TEC…
"Hi, I have an appointment with Jane Diaz." I said to the receptionist. It was the same woman from my visit before last. She regarded my cautiously and sent Edward looks of pity continuously. I rolled my eyes and signed the little clipboard up on the counter.
"I thought Esme was your-" Edward said in confusion next to me, I shook my head.
"No, Carlisle got sick so she recommended me to Jane." He nodded and we turned to sit in the waiting area. Seth was asleep on Edward's shoulder and Ellie was in school, we signed her up for one day of the after school care service today. Edward wrapped an arm around me and I leaned against his other shoulder as we waited. My phone buzzed loudly in my purse and I dug it out, seeing a text from Emmett.
Where are you B?-Em
The doctor's office…-B
Okay :-D-Em
…-B
I rolled my eyes and pressed my nose into Edwards warm neck.
"I love you." I whispered, he laid a kiss on my forehead and his hand flexed around my shoulder.
"Love you too, Baby." I set my phone on my lap and slid my hand onto his thigh, picking at the fabric of his pants.
Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh you ain't ready fuh this. My eyes widened and I shot up, knocking my head into Edward's chin. My fucking phone was blaring London Bridge by Fergie.
Emmett.
"Dear goodness…" He groaned rubbing his chin, I picked up my phone and saw that it was my mother calling.
"Hello?" I plugged my ear with one hand.
"Isabella Marie Swan." She growled.
I bit my lip, "Um… this is she."
"What the hell? You think that you can just go and get married and not tell us anything?"
"You were at my wedding, mom…"
"I know that!"
"Okay… so…"
"You were just going to keep my grandbabies from me? Ugh!"
"What are you talking about?" I asked nervously, already making plans in my head about how to hide Emmett's body.
Alice would help.
"You're pregnant!" She accused.
"Um. Yes?" She screamed a string of profanities.
"How dare you not tell me?"
"Mom-" She huffed.
"Four and a half months?"
"Yes…" She screamed again and I rolled my eyes. "Stop being so dramatic, Mom. It's not that bad. You are supposed to be happy…"
"You should have called me. Came to see me, anything. You all never come to see me anymore…"
"Ellie has school and Edward works-"
"You know what? I'm going to be a good family member. One who doesn't keep things like children from their loved ones." She took a deep breath and if she said that she was pregnant I was fully prepared to throw up.
"Yep. I'm going through menopause." I wrinkled my nose and a tall, curvy, tanned woman with entirely too much leg showing to be considered professional, entered the lobby. Her jet black hair cascaded down her back and she moved lithely towards us. She looked like a fucking model. I think Edward thought so too.
"Close your mouth, Baby. Wouldn't want my fist in it." I turned to glare at him and he blushed.
"I would if you hadn't have broken my jaw with your hard ass head." He said before snapping his mouth closed.
"Isabella?" She asked, staring at my husband before glancing at me. I stood and looked her up and down with my bitch brow.
"I'm over here." I bit, her gaze broke away from Edward and she too kinked an eyebrow, looking me up and down.
"Nice to meet you, I'm Jane Diaz." She thrust out a hand and I shook it silently. "Um… You can follow me back to the ultrasound room." She turned and strutted into her office.
"Mom? I have to go. I'll talk to you later thought."
"Isabella-!"I hung up and slid it into my back pocket before entering.
"Okay, can you lift your shirt for me?" I settled into the chair/ table thing and laid back.
"This is going to be a bit cold." She said quietly before spreading around the jelly. "Did you two want to know the sex of your baby?" I shrugged and Edward nodded. She pressed a shit ton od buttons before a picture lit up on a screen in front of us. Edward settled into a chair next to mine and rocked Seth gently. The doctor moved the little remote over my stomach for a second looking for the heartbeat I'm sure. I looked up at her and she had her eyes glued to Edward, who wasn't really paying attention to her.
I clenched my jaw and tapped her arm, bending a finger, telling her to come closer. "Keep your eyes off of my husband. I would hate to have to go to jail for something as simple as shoving my foot up your ass." I said, her eyebrows lifted and she whispered back.
"Sorry. I can't help it. There just anything sexier than a man with a baby." The remote stopped and I was about to reach up and strangle her when a quick thumping echoed in the room. My hand went to my mouth and tears filled my eyes as I looked at the screen. I couldn't make out anything, never could, but the babies heart beat was enough for me.
Edward scooped up my hand, placing a soft kiss on the back of it as we listened. It seemed to be thumping a mile a minute and my eyes widened.
"Is that… normal?" Edward asked in my ear. I couldn't remember, Seth's heartbeat didn't seem nearly as fast at this stage.
Jane looked at the monitor in confusion before shifting the remote. "It seems to be going a little bit fas-" her eyes widened and she smiled. "Oh, that would explain it." She set the remote back onto the cart and picked up a file, flipping through it before tossing it back onto the cart and smiling at us. She just picked up the remote and placed it on my stomach again, moving to the opposite side of the heartbeat, where it seemed to be just as strong.
Edwards hand tightened around mine and a tear fell from my eyes. "Mom, dad, this is baby number one." She pointed at a little space that was blurry and then shifted her hand and the remote. "And this is baby number two. They should be due around the 24th of July if my calculations are right." She turned and smiled at us. Or more like she turned and gave Edward a sultry smirk.
Two.
Two.
Oh god… my vagina.
I smirked at myself and then realized that I had tears streaming down my face. I wiped them off before turning to Edward who was staring wide eyed at the screen.
"Twins?" He asked quietly, Jane nodded and he turned to me. "Twins." I smiled. I wasn't just as shocked as him. Well, scratch that. He looked like he was about to pass out. I snapped my fingers in his face.
"Edward. Baby-" His eyes started to drift upwards and I slapped his face gently a couple of times. This wasn't the first time this had happened of course, he flipped out when we found out about Seth too. "This is great, right?" I rubbed my thumb against his cheek as my hand cupped his face and he nodded, wrapping his hands around my wrist.
"Well…" Jane said from the machine. "They both appear healthy and are developing well." I nodded and swiped some more tears away. She continued to molest my stomach with the cold remote as we stared at the screen.
And the two babies.
"What about the sex-" he paused. "es…?"
"They are dizygotic twins." I narrowed my eyes at her and she smirked triumphantly at her use of the word.
"Which means…" I probed.
"They are Fraternal twins. One of each." She clarified, I nodded and she handed me a cloth to wipe off my stomach. I sighed and sat up, yanking my shirt down after I was finished.
"Dada?" Seth said quietly, smacking at Edwards face. He had gone still again, but this time instead of looking like he had seen his grandmother naked he just looked mildly nauseous. I shook my head and took Seth from his arms.
"I'll meet you at the desk." Jane said before moving out of the room quietly.
"Be still." I whispered to Seth before standing him next to me in front of Edward. I crouched down and took Edward's face in my hands. "Are you going to be okay?" His eyes were wide and unseeing as they stared into mine. He nodded slowly and helped me stand up as he went. "We're fine. We have enough room at the house and enough love for all four." He collapsed back into the chair.
He groaned, "Oh god, four…" I smiled softly and pulled him back up to stand before hugging him tightly. I looked down to see Seth yanking on a tray and grabbed him up before it fell on him.
"You okay?" I asked Edward, he nodded and grabbed my waist pulling me towards him as we went to the lobby. We quickly finished up and were heading towards Ellie's school in no time.
"How'd your baby appointment go, Mommy?" Ellie asked as I waved her over to sign her out from the after school program.
"Good."
"The baby's a girl right?" She looked up at me and I opened my mouth but she was already talking again. "Told you." She climbed in the car and I got in next to Edward who was staring at my cell phone.
"What?" I plucked it from his fingers and stared at a message from Alice that said she had invited everyone over after speaking to Emmett who told her no one knew about the baby.
I shot one back, No, Alice-B
Too late, beautiful. B) –A
I groaned and Edward looked at me from the corner of his eye. A look that said 'want me to tell her?' accompanied me a glance tossed at Ellie. I shook my head.
"Ellie, sweetheart. It's a boy and a girl."
"Like a cross dresser? It's a little early to judge, Mommy." Edward furrowed his eyebrows and turned to look at Ellie before starting up the car.
"Honey, we're having twins."
"What do you mean?" She asked carefully.
"There's going to be two babies, instead of one." Edward choked.
"What!" She screamed and Seth yelled with her. "You see Baby. I told you they were trying to replace us." She said turning Seth so that they were face to face. Seth nodded dumbly and they both flopped back into their seats.
"We aren't trying to replace you, honey." I said softly.
"You're keeping us too?" I nodded and smiled.
"Of course, Ellie." She looked as though she didn't believe me.
"Yay!" Seth squealed from behind Edward. Ellie was silent and Seth babbled at her for the rest of the ride home. When we pulled into the driveway there were cars in my driveway and on the street in front of my house.
"What the hell?" My jaw clenched and I slowly moved through the motions of getting the kids out and whatnot before moving towards the door. Seth lazily played with my hair as Edward tugged me towards the door. Ellie had made a run for the door and was in the house before we had fully unbuckled her.
"Surprise!" I jumped as I walked into my house. I plastered a smile on my face but my eyes flickered up to the second floor where Ellie was slamming her door. Edward didn't even try and mask the worry on his face. A few people in the large crowd were turned looking at our oldest march through the house as well.
Rose was the first to ambush us, "Congratulations! I'm so happy for you two!" She wrapped her arms around my neck and then inconspicuously pulled Seth away from me, before hugging Edward. I was soon crowded my hugs and well wishes and everything. I couldn't focus on all of the excitement around me because my little girl thought that we did this to spite her. Once I had gotten bored of all of the hugs and whatnot's, I went to the steps and raised my hand in the air.
"I would like also congratulate our hostess on her first child!" I clapped as did everyone else and they moved to turn on her I reached over the banister and tapped Edwards shoulder, waving for him to come with me. He turned to make sure Renee was done speaking to him before dashing up the steps with me.
I knocked on Ellie's door softly, "Ellie?"
"Honey, can we come in?" Edward spoke.
"I don't want to talk to you guys." I bit my lip before opening the door and walking in with Edward only a step behind me. She laid face down on top of her comforter, her shoes and jacket still on. I went to her bed and crawled in next to her, Edward sat on her other side.
"What do you want? Is it time for me to pack up my stuff and leave?" She jumped off of the bed and went to her closet, pulling out a sparkly ppink suitcase with Tinkerbelle on the front. She unzipped it and started throwing Barbie's and other toys in there.
"Of course not, pumpkin." She didn't stop and Edward tapped my thigh before standing and grabbing a large Hello Kitty bag off of the top of her shelf. He too grabbed random stuff from her room, which included a Barbie doll head and some fake make-up.
"Thanks for your help, Daddy." She glared at him and kept moving.
"I'm not helping you." She turned and stared at him for a minute.
"Then what are you doing?" She asked marching over to where he stood, pushing race cars into that little pink bag.
"You go. I go." He zipped up the bag and slung it over his shoulder, gesturing towards the door. "After you." She zipped up her suitcase as well and stared at him for a good while.
"No you won't." She said dropping the bag, she looked utterly dejected and dropped into the ground pulling her knees to her chest. Edward put his bag down and sat Indian style next to her, pulling her into his lap. I wasn't sure if I should go or stay. Ellie crawled into his lap and hugged his neck, before whispering in his ear.
"Well of course Mommy would come, honey." He waved me over and I rushed towards them, sitting with them and stroking Ellie's hair.
"They won't take you away?"
"Of course not, sweetheart. They are babies." I looked to Edward who was handling this shockingly well. "Did Seth take us away?" She shrugged.
"I guess not. I'm sorry." She said softly, kissing Edwards cheek and then my own.
"It's okay, pumpkin." I rubbed her back before standing. "Come on kid. There's a party downstairs. You didn't even get to say hi to Uncle Em or Jazz." She nodded and stood, wiping a lone tear off of her face. She wrapped and arm around my waist and the three of us headed down the steps.
"Oh, we thought you two had snuck off to celebrate again." Carmen snickered from behind me after I made my way down the steps. I ignored her comment and wrapped my arms around her.
"Hi, Carm." She smiled and turned to Ellie, enthusiastically grabbing her into a hug and then moving onto Edward. Emmett bounded up to me.
"Hello, Bellsie." He smirked and I smacked his chest.
"I hate you." He hugged me tightly, probably so that I couldn't hit him anymore.
"So… boy or girl?" He half shouted in my fucking ear.
All eyes were on me, "um… Both?"
"Hermaphrodite?" Alice said with a sympathetic pout. I would reach for my shoe but Emmett still held me tight.
"Twins… dumbass." I hissed with a shake of my head. The room erupted into cheers again. I was also hugged another thousand times as I looked for Edward. I found him and Carmen in the kitchen heads bent together as they spoke, I was about to turn in go back to the chaos, so that they could have their moment but Edward waved me over.
Carmen smiled widely at me, "Good you're here,"
You know it's just my house and all…
"I just thought you two would like to know that your mother-" She pointed at Edward, "would have loved for you to name your daughter Olivia." She looked to me. "It's a girl, right?" I nodded.
"Twins." She bounced on her heels and clapped happily.
"How do you know?"
"She wanted to name Ellie, Olivia." Edward blanched and leaned towards his aunt as though he hadn't heard her.
"What?" She nodded. "You knew this… and you let me name her Elizabeth?" His eyes glowed with dismay and I patted his chest.
"It was a nice tribute to name Ellie after your mother, Baby." I nodded then turned to Carmen.
"Olivia it is."
…TEC…
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That's it for me folks. Last chapter before the new story :(
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Four.
And you know one of the twins names and their birthday as well! You also know that in the following story, Ellie will be fourteen, putting Seth at nine and the twins at seven, as of now! Give or take a year :D
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