Author's Note: Hello, I meant to update sooner. But my computer was having technical difficulties. Viruses and such. Needless to say, most of what I had written was deleted and the computer was incapacitated. I'm going back to the original Cirque De Shinra format and plot. The rest of the job switches will be posted under a separate story called Cirque De Switches. And also, the story about what happens behind the scenes will be out under the title Lights, Camera, Circus! Well, back to the original show! Sincerely, Kay.
Kunsel: Hello all! We were away for quite awhile, but now we're back! So, let's get on with the questions alright?
Genesis: I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm actually happy to be back.
Weiss: You would be wouldn't you.
Reno: I ain't no damn priest…that job was bullshit.
Kunsel: Everyone shut up and let me ask a question! This one goes to Reno.
Question: I have a question for Reno how did you become Turk in the first place? Signed, KHDreamfan.
Reno: Well, it was kind of how anyone gets their job yo. Bossman *points at Tseng* saw me kickin' ass one day and the next thing I know I was getting zapped in the ass by Rude during training. But honestly, I never really had a choice. It was either this or stay as just another street rat yo.
Tseng: He is an indispensible member of the TURKs.
Elena: He's like family to all of us!
Genesis:….did anyone else notice those two are sitting extremely close together?
All: *silence*
Genesis: What?
Rufus: Way to ruin a moment.
Kunsel: Alright, next question goes to Vincent.
Question:To Vincent, if you hadn't fallen in love with Lucretcia or if you managed to get over her unfortunate demise at the hands of the SOB Hojo, which of the characters in the room would you most likely fall in love with? Signed, Uchiha Riddle.
Vincent: I've never thought of it before. Perhaps…hmm. Aerith maybe. She reminds me much of Lucretcia.
Cloud: Who is Lucretcia?
Kay: A scientist. A Mary Sue scientist.
Vincent: Mary Sue…?
Kay: Never mind. Kunsel next question time!
Kunsel: Right. Alright the next question goes to Zack!
Question: Could you tell us why you dated Aerith if you only see her as your little sister? Signed, Bmonti.
Zack: Well, that's actually what made me come to think of her as a little sister in the first place.
Aerith: When we were dating, we both came to realize the love we felt for each other was more sibling like, rather than of the romantic nature.
Reno: She made incest sound so smart yo.
Cissnei: Reno are you drunk?
Reno: *putting away flask* Probably.
Kunsel: I hope that answered your question! Because it honestly just confused me a little. Anyway next question time! This one goes to my favorite of the Remnants, Yazoo!
Question: At Yazoo: How many straight men have questioned their sexual orientation after seeing you? Signed, BMIK.
Yazoo: *smirks* A rough estimate or actual number?
Zack: You actually kept track!?
Yazoo: It's an accomplishment is it not?
Rufus: No.
Genesis: You're just mad because you're one of the men.
Rufus: And you would know wouldn't you? Considering you've been living in the closet since you were still in Banora!
Genesis: Notice how he didn't deny it ladies and gentlemen.
Rufus: I was busy insulting you!
Genesis: Which you did poorly.
Yazoo: Many, as you can tell with those two quarreling school girls.
Zack: Hey Kunsel, I got a question for you.
Kunsel: Yeah?
Zack: Why is Yazoo your favorite Remnant?
Kunsel: Because he's the quiet one. Anyway, next question goes to Genesis Rhapsodos!
Genesis: Finally!
Question: I'm confused; are you actually in love with Sephiroth or not? You keep bitching at him, but that's probably a desperate attempt to get his attention? Signed, BMIK.
Sephiroth: I'm surprised there are still intelligent people in this world. So you've noticed as well?
Genesis: I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH THAT EGOTISTICAL POSTER BOY! AND THE GREAT GENESIS RHAPSODOS DOES NOT BITCH!
Hojo: They better not be romantically involved…
Zack:…..why would that be bad?
Hojo: I NEED GRAND CHILDREN TO EXPERIMENT, err, PAMPER!
Kadaj: How is he such a terrible liar?
Weiss: How can the redhead lie about something so plainly obvious?
Genesis: SHUT IT YOU KNOCK OFF VERSION OF SEPHIROTH!
Sephiroth: Genesis is actually the President of the Silver Elite, although he believes no one knows this.
Genesis: How…?
Sephiroth: I'm not an idiot.
Kunsel: Well, time for the next question! This one is for….Cloud!
Question: Who is the most attractive purely on looks out of Cissnei, Tifa, Aerith, Rosso, Argento, Yuffie and Elena? Signed, MarsRules.
Cloud: Umm…well….I guess….
Rosso: Of course he would say me, right darling?
Zack: Back you snake, back! *pokes at Rosso with a standing lamp*
Cloud: Er….They're all attractive to me…I guess.
Cissnei: He's a smart boy.
Reno: Why?
Cissnei: If he would've only said one all of the others would've been pissed at him.
Kunsel: Good job blondie. Now next question goes to Genesis!
Question: Is it true you once asked Angeal to marry you? Signed, MarsRules.
Genesis: Gaia, how many people are going to bring that up! We were seven!
Angeal: They could be referring to the time you became intoxicated at the Shinra employee party and climbed onto a table before kneeling down and asking me to be your husband.
Genesis: DAMN IT ANGEAL SHUT UP!
Rufus: You didn't even ask him to be your wife, you asked him to be your husband. You made yourself the bitch.
Genesis: I hate this….
Sephiroth: But I thought you were happy to be back.
Genesis: I MEANT I WAS HAPPY TO NO LONGER BE A STRIPPER!
Sephiroth: That's different from you than usual?
Reno: He's only that at the Christmas parties, and at SOLDIERs birthdays remember?
Rufus: And only when there is a giant cake involved.
Kunsel: Our viewers really don't need the details, so we're moving on. Next question goes to Angeal Hewley!
Question: So when are you and Zack going to get together romantically? Signed, MarsRules.
Zack: WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO START DATING YOU'RE FATHER!?
Angeal: Calm down Zack. I am Zack's mentor, and Zack is like a son to me. We are not romantically involved.
Kunsel: Since this a lengthy episode, we are going to cut it short here. BUT DON'T WORRY! Any question we didn't get to will be answered on the next episode! So here is our final question. This is to Rude!
Question: Is it true Reno and you share bubble baths? Signed, MarsRules.
Rude: Only when he's too drunk to shower by himself. And even then it's only me helping him in the shower.
Genesis:….naked?
Rude: My clothes remain on.
Elena: You're no fun Rude.
Reno: We all know Elena and Tseng "shower" together in the morning, and afternoon, and at night…
Elena: *leaps from chair and tackles Reno*
*Midget runs onto stage and whispers something in Kay and Kunsel's ears*
Kay: Well, this should make the next episode more interesting.
Kunsel: Are you sure this is a good idea?
Kay: Won't know unless we try.
Kunsel: Ooookay, on our next episode we will have a special guest star named…Jenova. Tune in next week!
Kadaj: MOTHER!?
Sephiroth: Oh Gaia, not this again.
Author's Note: Send in questions! And thanks for reading! Reviews are always appreciated! As are favorites and follows! Sincerely, Kay.