*Fireworks explode as Kay cartwheels into the center of the stage, tossing candy and colorful beads into the audience before the lights turn on to reveal the cast sitting in their usual spots*
Kay: WELCOME BACK LADIES AND GENTLEMEN TO THE SECOND SEASON OF CIRQUE DE SHINRA! *Pauses as cheering erupts from the gathered audience* Yes I know isn't it exciting!? Now here's your host, as always, the magnificent Kunsel!
Kunsel: *Waves half-heartedly at the cameras* Nice to be back, I hope you're all ready for an even bigger and better season this time around.
Zack: Hey hey! Make sure to send in some more awesome questions for us, alright? Don't hold back! *Fistpumps the air before a rolled up newspaper smacks him in the back of the head*
Genesis: Idiot don't tell them that! They're already creative enough without your encouragement and the last thing I need is to be forced into anymore compromising situations with that silver poster boy. *Jabs a thumb at Sephiroth, who continues looking unamused*
Sephiroth: I couldn't imagine not sitting in these chairs and listening to Genesis's jealous ramblings.
Weiss: Then you must be ecstatic to be back, correct General?
Sephiroth: *Turns to glare at Weiss* Not more so than yourself I'm sure. I heard that over the break you had a quite unfortunate accident involving Hojo in the science department?
Hojo: Speaking of which, the Science Department is in dire need of some new assistants.
Rufus: Maybe if you stopped turning them into rapist tentacle monsters that wouldn't be the case! Nobody is getting anymore funds until my father decides to replace the private elevator on the south side.
Lazard: What's wrong with the elevator? It was working perfectly fine this morning.
Tseng: Reno happened.
Reno: No fair yo! Pipsqueak over there was just as much involved as I was! *Hanging off Rude's shoulder and pointing at Kay*
Kay: YOU TRIED TO PUT A FIRECRACKER IN MY BACKPACK WHAT I DID WAS SELF DEFENSE!
Tifa: What did you do Kay?
Kay: I pushed him down the elevator shaft.
Cadet Cloud: Reno….what? How…are you alright?
Reno: Ain't never been better, Commander honor and pride caught lil' old me halfway down yo.
Cissnei: Is that how you sprained your thumb Commander Hewley?
Zack: Nah, he and Genesis got in a slap fight.
Angeal: It was not a slap fight! We had a mild dispute and then a sparring session.
Sephiroth:…it was a slap fight. I oversaw it from the observation tower.
Genesis: I slap fight which I clearly won.
Rufus: It figures you would win something only elementary school children do.
Aerith: That's not really true. I saw Rosso and Nero going at it a few days ago…
Nero: That has nothing to do with this current situation, little light bringer.
ACC Cloud: I thought we were supposed to be answering questions.
Kunsel: Right you are Cloud, so let's get down to it! However, since the last episode we aired was the final episode of season one we don't have many questions to answer. So we'll be addressing some very kind comments left after our final episode!
Comment: ITS ALREADY THE END OF SEASON 1?! WHAAT?! *ahem* Anyway, are you making a second season? Because the first one was awesome! I really enjoy your portrayal of each character. You make them come alive! Like seriously, it looks as if it is a script from an actual show - that's how good your writing is! In closing, you're amazing, your stories are fantastic, I hope you continue writing, and I hope that you never lose your creative spark.
- Sincerely (you already know who I am)
Kay: WOLFGIRL129 YOU BEAUTIFUL ANGEL HOW HAVE YOU BEEN!? HOW GOES THE STORY!?
Kadaj: Wolf…Girl? What kind of name is that?
Yuffie: You're just a jerk who wants to ruin every sprinkle of happiness that exists!
Hojo: I believe you've confused the two of us.
Sephiroth: It is an unspoken rule that we already know.
Tseng: Just like not going into the Science Department's "supply closets."
Kunsel: Well, thank you for your comments WolfGirl129. You've made Kay very happy. Next comment!
Comment: WHAAAAAT!? It's over already!? Some parts, like the raping and sex, sorry Kay, but I didn't like, but on the other hand, I still love this series. Please come back for season 2! DO it SOOON, like say...in a week or two, maybe three? Don't take too long! I'm dying for another one already! Sincerely:
Zack:…is that Riku? It sounds like Riku.
Genesis: The youngest silver brat? I didn't know he was going under a codename now, though I can understand why he would. If I were related to Sephiroth I would do the same.
Angeal: Genesis you don't know that he and Sephiroth are related.
Tifa: I think it's pretty obvious.
Kay: Well, it was a little longer than what you said but…we're back now!
Bon Bon: *Pops up behind Angeal* And ready to answer questions.
Rufus: Good Gaia you're back as well?
Bon Bon: Naturally.
Kunsel: To be honest we didn't like the sex stuff either. I can honestly say I think that's the last episode we'll have like that. Anyway, here comes the next comment!
Comment: NOOO! *Wails!* It can't be the end already! I love this story so much! Oh great Goddess of Humor and Friendship Kay, please your highness, do season 2! I beg you! Sincerely, Gaia-Life.
Kay: Thou wish is my command ye beautiful human being! I rejoice greatly in your compliments and hope you enjoy this new season!
Genesis: Ah! I had no idea you were well-read in the art of theatre! *Clapping happily*
Yazoo: Please, no.
Kunsel: *Heavy sigh* This is my life now. Next comment time!
Oh please do season 2! Because I have a question for Aerith and Tifa: Did either of you had a jealously fight for Cloud's affections? Signed, Amelie-Sapphire. Oh, and Ps: I love you Reno!
Reno: Heh, thanks yo. You ain't bad yourself.
Aerith: Tifa and I have always been like sisters!
Tifa: We weren't going to let a boy make us fight!
Cadet Cloud: Uh, what are you guys talking about?
ACC Cloud: I'll explain when you're older.
Cadet Cloud: I am you how do you know what I don't?
Kay: INTERFERANCE! *Tackles Cadet Cloud* KUNSEL NEXT COMMENT TIME!
Kunsel: Ah, alright?
To all those who had parents or at least have parent-like friends; What can I do since my parents are arguing a lot with a broken seat-belt, feeling sick, and my mom just wanting to drive both of our useless cars over a cliff? Signed, Purella.
Rufus: Remember this, no matter what is going on between your parents, it isn't your fault. You are not to blame.
Genesis: When you get older, and have a family, things grow far more complicated. Money becomes a constant thought and sometimes a struggle. It can put a strain on even the strongest relationship.
Cloud: The important thing to remember is that they love you so no matter what happens between the two of them, they won't stop loving you.
Tifa: If you feel the need to intervene, do so rationally and calmly. Keep your voice as level and even as possible; if two people are already upset another upset person won't do anything but add fuel to the fire.
Aerith: If you're afraid that your mom might do something that would harm you or anyone else, if you're able, get to a phone and call for help from your local police department or a relative who lives close by.
Zack: If you can, try to call a friend you really trust. That's what friendship is meant for! Being there for another person because you generally care for them and want the best for them no matter what!
Kay: I won't say I know exactly how you feel but I know what it feels like to see two people whom you love fight as if they can't stand each other. I know it can feel like a weight has settled permanently on your shoulders while someone punches you repeatedly in the stomach. Do your best to find a little bit of peace, find a sanctuary. My peace of mind comes from writing and music, yours can be whatever it is that makes you happy. Wherever you can be yourself.
Kunsel: This concludes our opening episode! Remember, you can ask us anything you want! It doesn't have to be funny or sad; anything you need help with or need to know we'll be happy to help!