Looseleaf
CLXI. Insults, Arc I
Matt and Mello were anything but childish. They were devoted to their studies, they worked hard, they never participated in such silly nonsense games such as an insult war, they completely detested those who-
Oh, who are we kidding?
Of course those two would be participating in something like that.
"Face it, Matt," Mello said, having been the one to start the petty fight. "You're so short that when it rains, you're always the last to know."
Matt glared. Mello had no right to abuse the fact that Matt was nearly a foot shorter than he was! "But what about you?" he asked with faux innocent. "You're as gorgeous as a picture. I'd love to hang you."
"Why don't you try some soul-searching first?" Mello scoffed in return. "You might just find one."
"Maybe after you see a therapist. I heard that group therapies were cheaper, how about that? You can go to one all by yourself, considering how many times you switch personalities during your 'time of the month,' " Matt retorted.
"Before you came here, to the cafeteria, I was hungry," Mello said with a scowl, "but now I'm fed up."
Matt rolled his eyes. "You know," he said conversationally, "I'd like to see things in your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up your ass."
"Oh, I suppose that's good, then," Mello said. "After all, when people look at you, they clap...their hands over their eyes."
"If you were my husband, I'd poison your tea," Matt snarled.
"If you were my wife, I'd gladly drink it," Mello growled.
Matt turned a bright shade of red before turning around and stalking off, ignoring many stares from orphans.
This wasn't over yet.
All insults found on internet. 8D And if you have one, do share. I'd like to see how I can incorporate it into the next arc. :D