When the Shadow Priests get the car Reptile fainted, and everyone else looked a bit nervous, except for Smoke because he doesn't have a face. There was only one Shadow Priest who took of his hood, and it was Kurtis Stryker. He did not look happy.

"Well, well, well... If it isn't Sub Zero..." said Stryker, as he looks at the car and starts laughing "HOW CAN YOU CRASH INTO NOTHINGNESS! HAHA! I'm really there's nothing there! Nothing at all!"

"Well are you going to help us ya asshole?' asked Sub Zero who's pretty pissed

"Oh! I'll help you! HAHA! They call me the stupid one!", Stryker was about to help Sub Zero, Sub Zero freezed Styrker, punches him, in which shatters him into pieces. The Shadow Priests aren't happy. Sub Zero reverses his car and drives off.

"God damn it Sub Zero! Now look on what you got into us!" said Scorpion

"You don't understand Scorpion! You don't Understand! It's Stryker! STRYKER!" said Smoke

"Okay guys! Quick! Throw this at them!" yelled Reptile as he gives Smoke a huge bag of a cannabis. Smoke throws the bag at the shadow priests which was big enough to knock some of them out. Some of the Cannabis came out of the bag and made them high as shit.

"Reptile! Where did you get this shit!" asked Sub Zero in a surprised way

"Trust me I know a few guys!"
"Why did you ask for help from Styrker if your car is okay?" ask Scorpion

"I DON'T KNOW SCORPION! I JUST KNOW WE'RE ALMOST TO OUR DESTINACHUN!" yelled Sub Zero, as he lands a car near moody place with Jazz music.

The four get out of the car, where the sky is darker than the pupil of your eye, with the area itself rockier than the rocks of a mountain, the jazz, square as it can be, with only a few lights but one can still see. I should be a poet, and I know it. So the four get out of the car and wear tuxedos, except for Sub Zero.

"Sub Zero why aren't you wearing your suit!" asked Smoke

"Because I'm already cool!" answered Sub Zero, as he put on sunglasses.

Okay, so four ninjas walk into a bar, and they see this reservations guy or not, and he'd be all like "Do you have reservations?" while Sub Zero be like "I'm Sub Zero" and made a 'clik' sound. The bar looks nice for a bar, but crappy for a fancy kind of club. There's a stage, there's Reiko playing on the piano with Sareena singing duets with Shinnok. There are some random characters after the fourth game (COUGHTHEONESNOONELIKESTHATISN'THAVIKORKENSHICOUGH) The Reservations guy let the four in, and they see Noob Saibot eating with Quan Chi. The four go up to him, and shit just got real.

"Oh well hello brother..." said Noob Saibot

"Sup Bro!" said Sub Zero

"I WANT ANSWERRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSS!" yelled Scorpion as he chokes Noob Saibot, but Smoke pushes Scorpion aside.

"So, Noob! I uh..." said Smoke until he was pushed aside by Reptile

"Let the pros handle this. Okay Mr. Boob Snailhot" said Reptile

"Noob Saibot" said the man himself

"Whateva! I now, I heard you killed mah pal's family! Did ya killed mah pal's family? Or did you not" asked Reptile. Noob looks at Quan Chi, kind of confused. Quan Chi ponders for a second, and gives a slight nod, which indicates no.

"No I didn't killed Scorpion's family"

"Do you have any ideas?", after Reptile asked the question, Quan Chi goes up to Noob's ear and whispers in it.

"Uuuuh, maybe Reiko... Why Reiko?", when Noob said that, Quan Chi slaps him. He has to leave because of Shinnok is singing Mr. Sunshine on stage.

"What did Quan Chi whispered in your ear?" asked Scorpion, and when he asked that, was forced to drink some Liquor by Noob Saibot, no one stopped, instead Sub Zero and Reptile went "CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!", and Smoke seems worried. When Scorpion passed out Smoke walks up to Noob.

"Dude! What's going on?" asked Smoke

"Beats da hell out of me!" answered Noob

"Did you killed Scorpion's family?"

"Probably not, because I don't kill the kids ya know. At least before when Scorpion did killed me I wouldn't do that shit. Plus I don't know where his place was at!"

"Well, what about the invasion?"

"Anyone could of killed his family man!"

"Let's get the hell out of here! I know he's telling the truth." said Sub Zero, as he tries to lift Scorpion. Reptile and Smoke helped. They put him in car, and the three decided to rest for the night.

In the morning, Scorpion wakes up and sees the three discussing where to go next.

"HEY! What are we doing here? What happened? What about Noob!" asked Scorpion like a maniac

"My bro didn't kill your family, relax" said Sub Zero

"How didn't you know he lied?"
"He's didn't change much..."

"Shouldn't we go to Quan-Chi and Shinnok? I'm mean I see Shinnok on the roof!"

"ARE YOU NUTS!" yelled Reptile

"We can't mess with the FALLEN ELDER GOD!" yelled Smoke

"We could talk to Quan Chi when he's alone! But not with... Shinnok!"
"So we could talk to Noob in front of him! But Quan Chi..." said Scorpion

"Well Shinnok was drunk last night. Plus I did told you to stop!" said Smoke

"Okay, whatever. Have you idiots decide where to go next?"

"We're going to Kahn's" said Sub Zero

When Sub Zero was about to entered the thingamaboogers to go to Shao Kahn's lair. It for some reason sends to the Earthrealm, and they were there in a flash. But they're in a small enclosed metallic area. A A metallic door opens in front of them, and it was Jax with his arms crossed... Not looking happy.

"You four are under arrest!" said Jax

"WHAT DID WE DO!" ask Sub Zero in yelling manner

"You Sub Zero, killed our partner Styrker! You Reptile are under arrest for the usage of marjuana! You Smoke for for throwing Reptile's cannabis at the Shadow Preist!"

"What did I do!" asked Scorpion

"You chopped my arms off!"

"Can't you just let that go! You have better arms now!"

"If you consider better, as in using GAS! GETTING CONSTANT REPAIRS! AND THE FACT THAT I'M NUMB!"

"How did you send us here?" asked Sub Zero
"We hacked into your Car's radio signals, which was also an internet signal! Now get out of the car!"

"HOW ABOUT YOU MAKE US YOU DIRTY MONKEY!... I MEAN DIRTY... BEAR... I MEAN PENGUIN... I-I-I MEAN FROG... I-I-I MEAN NOT RACIST!" rambled Reptile. Jax punches Sub Zero's window, and throws Sub Zero and Scorpion out of the car, and he does the same with Smoke and Reptile.

Scorpion stands up and was about to attack Jax but was stopped by Sonya with her fiery blow kiss (Just go with it). Sonya handcuffs the Four and takes them out of the room. While she's doing that Jax takes out the Johnny Cage bobble head and crushes it.

"THAT BOBBLE HEAD WAS FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS ASSHOLE!" yelled Sub Zero

Sonya makes them take Mugshots, also make Sub Zero and Reptile take of their, because it's too hard to take off Smoke's helmet, and Scorpion's head is a fiery skull. Reptile's mug was him smiling, and Sub Zero had his tongue out. They were put in a cell, where Reptile was singing some Van Halen, Poorly, and Smoke was making harmonica noises from bad to the bone. Reptile whacks him in the back of the head, because Van Halen's music doesn't have a lot of songs with harmonicas. A man with a glowing red eye, was sitting at the back of the cell, sharping his knife.

"Come with me if ya want tah live mate!" said the mysterious glowing red eye man (That is Kano, come on! As I couldn't make it more obvious!

TO BE CONTINUED!
Will our heroes escape this military prison! Who was that man with the red eye (KANO DAMMIT!)? Will Scorpion ever find out on who killed his family! Find out on the next chapter on NINJA ODYSSEY!